Sully From Monster's Inc. is your perfect wingman for the Zombie Apocalypse. If you can't beat the monsters, join 'em! Sully's brawn and protective nature will keep you safe from those flesh-eating beasts! You Will Survive!!!
I strongly disagree with this one. A) I would be protecting my wingman(woman). My answers clearly indicated that I don't believe I need protection.
B) I wanted the ice chick from Frozen. The cold is the best protection against zombies. So if anyone will protect me it's her. And the cold never bothered me anyway. And protecting and nurturing a woman is the best damned reason I can think of for slaying a zombie hoard, so there's that. The only thing Sully would be useful for is that I could cut him open and bury myself inside to protect me from the frigid wrath of my ice princess when I inevitably piss her the fuck off. But even then, I'd just tell her, "Hey, babe, let it go. Let it go!"
Edit: Oh great. MrB8 got Elsa. Fine MrB8. I'll go sulk in my Kingdom of Isolation now that you've stolen my one true love! Bad MrB8! Bad!
