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I just measured myself the 'correct way' and measured to be 5.25 inches. 5.5 inches if I am really hard. What the fuck? I thought I was 5.5 inches easily. 1/4 of an inch isn't that big of a deal. Penis size shouldn't matter so much. But it does for me. And I turtle all of the time ever since I overdosed on Amitriptyline MONTHS ago. Now whatever happens I turtle. Ugh!!!!!! I don't want to wait months to get to 5.75 it is just so aggravating. I am just venting. I know it takes time, bla bla bla. I feel like I'll never get there.
 

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What do you mean you measured the correct way? How were you measuring before?
 

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When I was a dumb teenager - a few times I took "beans" to get high, which are a type of diet pill.

My dick would turtle so bad, I thought it was going to turn inside out. Weird stuff.
 

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Give it a chance, you have only been at it for a short while
 

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relax...take a deep breath........warm-up, and get to work on creating an improved unit. 8-9 months seems like forever now, but once you get started time will fly by. I could give you enough cliches and inspirational crap to make you wanna puke, but instead I will just go with the "stop complaining and start doing something about it" attidtude.

So stop complaining and do something about it.....you have all the support you will ever need on this site. Good luck.
 

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Mountie is so right man. Retinoid, just calm down and begin a routine like this one>>> JP's 90 day routine

Focus on the jelqs, not only do I think that while the stretches are NECESSARY, it is the jelqing that makes the stretches "comee alive" and also helped me alot with my flaccid dong hang
 

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When I was a dumb teenager - a few times I took "beans" to get high, which are a type of diet pill.

My dick would turtle so bad, I thought it was going to turn inside out. Weird stuff.

Yes well I took so much amitriptyline that I slept for 2 days. I did it friday night and woke up at like 5pm and I thought it was saturday but it was really sunday and my eyes were pitch black from dehydration. Overdosing is bad. It also stopped me from ejaculating for days. Like I had an orgasm but nothing came out. I wonder why these pills make dicks turtle?
 

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Thanks mountie, calixto and dustpan for your kind words.
 

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We are all here for somewhat similar reasons, all need help from time to time, all need to help others. One day you will be giving someone else a hand when they need to be picked up on here.
 

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I measured it from the side.

I used to do this too and it is SO frustrating! I have almost gained enough at this point to be bigger than what my old measurement from the side was pre-PE but it will remain a thorn in my side until I clear that mark. I used to refer to that measurement if somebody asked (for some reason) because it was the bigger of the two measurements but I know what you mean. Just use this frustration as motivation to keep going with it all because it will happen soon enough!
 

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I used to do this too and it is SO frustrating! I have almost gained enough at this point to be bigger than what my old measurement from the side was pre-PE but it will remain a thorn in my side until I clear that mark. I used to refer to that measurement if somebody asked (for some reason) because it was the bigger of the two measurements but I know what you mean. Just use this frustration as motivation to keep going with it all because it will happen soon enough!

Yeah well I am going to just say I have a 5.25 inch penis here. Cause whatever. That is probably the correct size. I want to be 7 inches so it is like, now I need to gain 1.75 inches, not just 1.5 inches! 1.5 inches feels like a lot already.
 

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Thanks mountie, calixto and dustpan for your kind words.
That's what we are here for, helping each other!

Yes well I took so much amitriptyline that I slept for 2 days. I did it friday night and woke up at like 5pm and I thought it was saturday but it was really sunday and my eyes were pitch black from dehydration. Overdosing is bad. It also stopped me from ejaculating for days. Like I had an orgasm but nothing came out. I wonder why these pills make dicks turtle?
Ever try Hypericin/Hypericum (ITs the stuff in St. John's Wort) Man, this stuff worked very well for me!

Yeah well I am going to just say I have a 5.25 inch penis here. Cause whatever. That is probably the correct size. I want to be 7 inches so it is like, now I need to gain 1.75 inches, not just 1.5 inches! 1.5 inches feels like a lot already.
Its not a big deal man, just be patient and let PE become "A way of life" for you and you won't be worried about what you are going to gain in each session, a lot like working out at the gym, you begin to see that it is the consistency and persistent "doing it" that pay off down the road, and, ......IT FREAKING WORKS BROTHER, so get after it!

Good luck, and try to cut those pills out, they are known to be "pecker wreckers" in terms of getting an erection/arousal/LIBIDO IN GENERAL!
 

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Hey Retinoid, listen up. I've been at this stuff for nearly 6 years now. It's a process that simply takes time to work but it does work. You have to be willing to give it the time it requires to grow a bigger dick. It won't happen over night, it just doesn't work that way. BUT, it WILL happen but you've got to have the right combination of time, dedication, commitment, patience and discipline to make it work.
 

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Hey Retinoid, listen up. I've been at this stuff for nearly 6 years now. It's a process that simply takes time to work but it does work. You have to be willing to give it the time it requires to grow a bigger dick. It won't happen over night, it just doesn't work that way. BUT, it WILL happen but you've got to have the right combination of time, dedication, commitment, patience and discipline to make it work.

How large were you when you started and how large are you now that your user name is Mr. Big Dick? Do you think it is possible to get a 1.75 inch gain in length in 9 months?
 

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Ever try Hypericin/Hypericum (ITs the stuff in St. John's Wort) Man, this stuff worked very well for me!

I'll probably give that a go as I have used most of the prescription drugs (and illegal for that matter) and they wear out on me after a while. Just like right now.
 

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What makes you assume he HAS a big dick and he is NOT just a big dick ???
Just kidding MBD..I couldnt resist...
 

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What makes you assume he HAS a big dick and he is NOT just a big dick ???
Just kidding MBD..I couldnt resist...

Hahaha good one :) Everyone seems to love to poke fun at you MBD what's that all about haha?
 

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How large were you when you started and how large are you now that your user name is Mr. Big Dick? Do you think it is possible to get a 1.75 inch gain in length in 9 months?

You know, I don't recall what my starting measurements were because I never took starting measurements.........something I TOTALLY regret all these years later. I do know that I was significantly smaller, in both girth and length, than I am now. I'm currently 7.25"x5.25"...........not the biggest dick out there but certainly not the smallest either.

Do I think a 1.75" gain in length is possible in 9 months? It certainly can be IF you are the type of guy that gains fast. Some guys gain fast, some don't, it's just the luck of the draw. The only way you'll know is to SAFELY give it a go and see what happens. I capitalized the word "SAFELY" because the only way to go about PE is in a safe manner that minimizes the risk of injury. I wouldn't want you to damn near pull your dick off simply because you want a 1.75" gain in length in the worst way............you feel me?
 

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You know, I don't recall what my starting measurements were because I never took starting measurements.........something I TOTALLY regret all these years later. I do know that I was significantly smaller, in both girth and length, than I am now. I'm currently 7.25"x5.25"...........not the biggest dick out there but certainly not the smallest either.

Do I think a 1.75" gain in length is possible in 9 months? It certainly can be IF you are the type of guy that gains fast. Some guys gain fast, some don't, it's just the luck of the draw. The only way you'll know is to SAFELY give it a go and see what happens. I capitalized the word "SAFELY" because the only way to go about PE is in a safe manner that minimizes the risk of injury. I wouldn't want you to damn near pull your dick off simply because you want a 1.75" gain in length in the worst way............you feel me?

Yeah...I did some jelqing (200 reps) at night time for about 6 days and have the hang of it for the most part and I don't injure myself and I can still get erections and such. Actually I get more erections, though I am also on Wellbutrin so that may have an effect as well. I want to incorporate the V-Jelq and some light stretching (very light) with kegging(sp) like in JP's routine. I also only warmed up by just wrapping my penis in a hot towel for like 1 minute.