Some of mine...forgive me if any of these have already been mentioned (it's a long thread):
"No fate but what we make."
- Terminator (various)
"Give me a minute...Stage 2 of the caffeine delivery process" - House, M.D. (while walking to the washroom)
"There is no I in TEAM...but there is a ME though if you jumble it all up." - House, M.D.
"Sex *could* kill you. Do you know what the human body goes through when you have sex? Pupils dilate, arteries constrict, core temperature rises, heart races, blood pressure skyrockets, respiration becomes rapid and shallow, the brain fires bursts of electrical impulses from nowhere to nowhere, and secretions spit out of every gland, and the muscles tense and spasm like you're lifting three times your body weight. It's violent. It's ugly. And it's messy. And if God hadn't made it *unbelievably* fun, the human race would have died out eons ago" - Dr. Allison Cameron (House, M.D.)
"Speed has never killed anyone, suddenly becoming stationary... that’s what gets you." - Jeremy Clarkson
"A man should never be ashamed that he has been in the wrong, which is but saying, in other words, that he is wiser today than he was yesterday." - Alexander Pope
“Action may not always bring happiness, but there is no happiness without action.”
- Benjamin Disraeli
"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did do." - Mark Twain
"If you love somebody, let them go. If they return, they were always yours. If they don't, they never were." - Anonymous
And, well, since this IS a PE forum:
"You're too big for Asian girls...average is good...too big would hurt me." - Girl I wanted to be FWB with when I told her my approximate size...not mentioning her name obviously lol.