Pre-historic Journal

[neandertal]

Oh my god! I think Neandertal is dead!!!

Fear not my good men! Neandertal is alive and kicking. Perhaps not kicking, but surely alive. Sadly I still couldn't manage a way to change my name. For some generations now I have been called Ice King, even in Orkut, but eventually I think there will be a path revealed to me.

Nevertheless I think it's more than time to write some stuff here on the forums before my English rust completely. As I have said on my first entry, I'm neither american nor from anywhere English is a Mother Language. Brazil is my place.

Cutting the crap, I sadly announce that I've been out of PE for two weeks now - and scared to death to lose my last gains!! The thing is I was here thinks along with my buttons and thought "hey, why not go for some razors (those Gillete Mach Three Champion Über Master Extra Cutting Finger-Reapers, know what I mean?) and terminate this irritating hair sprouting through my shaft??". Went to the supermarket and bought some, 5 bucks a pack with 5... Not so expensive, I thought. But now they are probably going to cost me some good 9 months of PE work.

No.. I didn't cut my little boy open! Calm down.. But I did scarred the tissued (epidermis) and it's red and irritated. It's not bleeding but every 2 days a little crust of congealed blood appears out of the blue! At first I thought about an infection, but there were no signs of inflammation, edema, etc... Then now I have no idea on what to do. So far I'm waiting, because my immunological system is a little to stressed and would fight anything right away (I have an elevated white cells count. Almost no infection gets me and they don't last more than 2 day - wolverine!).

If anyone has any tip on scarred tissue I'd like some counseling. Thanks in advance!

IK!

 

[neandertal]

Fifteenth Entry

Fifteenth Entry

Good day, fellow Growers!!

It was a fine, cold, rainy day here in Brazil. I hope today's weather pleased you as much as it did to me.

I was just passing by to write some stuff. One thing is about my scarred shaft skin. It hasn't healed it, but it will in due time. The only thing that was getting in the way is that I absolutely have to cum every three days or will suffer from wet dreams - and they suck. This part of my body is as accurate and irritating as a swiss clock. Nothing against their clocks, it's just that they are too cute and expensive for me to bear one - ergo the "irritating" adjective.

"Well, and in wtf do your wet dreams affect your healing?"

They don't. But I hate them so much I masturbate once every 60hours. Meanwhile the process happens, my recently patched skin tears apart from the girth expansion and foreskin pulling, voiding the healing period. But do not despair! I have find a new way to do the trick without destroying my dick. I won't get into details, sorry, but just writing down for future reference that it worked perfectly.

Because of that little track accident, my activities are all paused. Hoping for healing in a near future before all is lost.

Thanks for your attention!
IK!

 

[neandertal]

Sixteenth Entry...

Sixteenth Entry...

Good cold morning for everyone!

Strangely I feel great when addressing to this forum. Feels like I can write just about anything and no one will give me and stinky eye for being gay and acknowledging my tiny weenier hehehe.

Well, my great mood today is due to my COMPLETE healing. Yes! My shaft is as soft as baby's ass, no more crusts of congealed blood, no more scratches. Do you realize what that means?? It means GETTING BACK TO PE!! Today I had some time and decided to measure my thingy. In about 3sec I gave up on the idea uahauuah. Main reason is that I don't want to find out that 1gram of steel had the capability to shorten my dick as it did. Then I'm beginning tomorrow morning mwahaha! I think I'll change my routine to something like...

in-shower warm up.

several 1min+ stretches.
some JAI's to get blood into little me.

5mins of half pump JELQs.

several 1min full erection JELQs ending with 1min+ ULI each time.

resting for a few moments and finalizing with a nice 20min black gay porn movie for edging.

I think that's all. Perhaps on wednesday, my day off, I'll get a measurement to end the tragedy. Quizá a picture?

IK!

 

[neandertal]

Seventeenth Entry...

Seventeenth Entry...

Yohoy, fellow growers!!

This is such a beautiful evening, isn't it?? Well, unfortunately I couldn't restart my sessions because I woke up today and felt some little crusts of congealed blood in my shaft. AGAIN. After a 5-day period of nothing emerging, this happens.

Thus I'm going to wait until the beginning of NEXT week to restart my routines of PE.

IK!...

 

[neandertal]

Eighteenth Entry

Eighteenth Entry

So incredible, a rainy day! I just find it too nice when it rains.. Looks like I'm London or somewhere else civilized!

But getting to business... Today I measured my little me once again and took another photo. I have lost a lot of my recent gains due to regrowth of fat pad (I got myself busy putting up some good 13pounds in this vacation) and lack of exercising. My scars are all too gone, yay!, and my plans are to lie low until next Monday. Then I'll restart with a VERY light routine (perhaps beginner's routine + Ulis... I don't know..) for a month.

I think this much of re-adapting will be enough considering the super-compensation of body muscle groups are at most of a week. But I'll quadruple it because I find my dick a little more unreplaceable then my quadriceps hehehehe.

OH! And I think I shouldn't forget to register that... My current status are 1cm shorter than before. 16,5cm (a few - 1 or 2 - mm more). But I'd like to believe that I'll get that centimeter back after ending the super-compensation period.

I end here.
IK!

 

[neandertal]

daaaammnnn!!! This life is so difficult! Barelly have any time to come here. But today, since the day is lost to anything else, here I am. Not that I don't give a damn to this website. WRONG! I love here XD But I have a lot of other things to prioritize and my day has only 24 hours... 6 of which are spent daily in bed.

Letting bad things aside, I'd like to inform that I'm back in the game. I don't even remember if I said I was giving it a break..... f**k that XD isn't important.

I STILL don't have much time available to do anything, but now that I have fully healed from my scratchy experience (3 months?), I'm taking back my big dick. As time went by, I lost my 18,5cm and only remained with 15,5cm. That was very very disturbing! And made my stress levels rise also!!! (OH!!!) For the last 2 weeks I've been doing very light work: 10min stretch and 15min dry jelq. This alone has given me a whole centimeter back XD.

Right now I have 16,5cm(curved) and 17,5cm (forcing the curve straight). But there's no reason to stress over this difference... The curve is there, and, most likely, will be there forever - even though I jeld and stretch (v stretch) against it.

I believe that's all I have to say for now, except...

I have made peace with the razors and learned how to shave my things without tearing my skin apart! hahahhahaha


Big hugs from Ice-King/Neandertal!!

IK!

 

[neandertal]

Twenieth Entry

Twenieth Entry

Again apologizing for not having a clue on ordinals. Moorning!

My life is, aparently going smoothier than before. Thus, I decided to set a new goal for meself. Currently 17,5. Let's target 20? Dantescally difficult, I imagine... But I'll leave te target to 01/01/2011. In the meantime, I want 18cm by Easter!! (at least!!!)

I'll resume with starters' routine, but will climb a little faster. Three months going begginer is too much for me (or so I hope, since I'm a little seasoned).

Beggs until feb?
intermediate with ulis and stuff up to easter.

Ready. Set. Go.

IK!

 

[neandertal]

Twentieth first entry

Twentieth first entry

And I was here, looking at the infinity, when a thought came crossing the endless space of my nothingness: My shaft skin is somewhat stressed... if I resume pulling pushing turning stretching it again, it might start to hate me.

And, that would mean end of PE career. No one wants that! (I HOPE!) My first attempts to control my skin's stress were based on hydrating creams. Worked. But creams are too sticky... wouldn't allow Jelqs for a longer period. The solution might rely on Oils. I found here on PEGYM the marvelous bio-oil. But there's not a soul in Brazil selling them. AND it's not among my possibilities to order internationally. Hope dying last, I found the EVO ... incredibly name! Loved it: "what's this crap??" and I reply "EVO". Whoaah! mysterious and charming!

My only concern is that oils hardly ever have umectants, am I right? My creams were loaded with tri-hydroxy propane (glycerin), a very nice umectant. If I'm not mistaken, it's hipo-allergenic and even eatable (yes! those christmas fruit-cakes have LOADS of that molecule).

Since pharmacies in my home town (where I am now) suck, I can't find glycerin anywhere. Producing is unexpensive and easy. But will require some calculation on those olive oils tri-esters (very aromatic and delicious) and on regular alcohol.

If you do not remember from high school... trans-esterification (hell if I know how to say that in English) occur between an alcohol and an ester (formed from a different alcohol or compound). The result is glycerin (in the case of the tri-esters from the olive oil) and the different esters produced. The tri-alcohol goes to the bottom and can be separated in a simple process of decantation.

My only concern is wheter the glycerin is solvable in EVO... Evo has no mineral oil (a salt, per say) and it's molecules are somewhat apolar... But I believe that small quantities will dissolve, if no completely, under agitation a suspension may be formed. That's enough, I hope.

end of my thoughts flow, time to get to work.

IK!

 

[neandertal]

Twenieth second entry

Twenieth second entry

well well... And I was here thinking.. those pure essential oils are what? esters? acids? people call anything oil nowadays...

gonna try to find out the molecules XD

IK!

 

[JonPop]

Save you a lot of trouble, cave man. Surely they sell Johnson & Johnson products in Brazil?

Pick up some "Baby Oil Gel." Great lube to do your PE. (jP

 

[neandertal]

Twentieth third entry

Twentieth third entry

hauahu I'm sure that regular oils are just as great, Sir JonPop. I just happen to like chemistry as a (HAULING) difficult hobby.

As for that, [I'd set on record tape] I found most of my molecules compositions. Unfortunately, none are just too easy. All the esters I looked up are constituted of complex alcohols and poly phenols. Pharmacys are entitled to have some components, I just hope they can sell me in case I can't find any decent store where I can get bottled esters (the *pure essential oils*).

I'll finish my hall of molecules and then post the components here, where I can't lose them.

Again, thx, JonPop!

IK!

 

[hardcore]

did you actually pull all your pubes out 1 by 1? lol

 

[JonPop]

O.K. Now just WHAT are you trying to accomplish? Is your goal to make the absolute, end all Jelqing lube? (jP

 

[neandertal]

Twentieth Fourth Entry

Twentieth Fourth Entry

O.K. Now just WHAT are you trying to accomplish? Is your goal to make the absolute, end all Jelqing lube? (jP

Wouldn't say so... Don't have the skills.

did you actually pull all your pubes out 1 by 1? lol

oh yes... Won't say I regret, but wouldn't recommend it...

As for today's entry: research is going slower... Had a hell of a weekend (not yet finished) when it comes to alcohol. And I don't mean the poly phenols... Perhaps on Monday I'll resume the lookup and finish it! bigandgrowing has given me a few HOTTIPS on where to get the oils HERE IN PIRACICABA! Can't believe that there's another one from this island of sugar cane (yes, the biggest private producer of sugar or alcohol is here; still it's a shitty town...).

 

[neandertal]

Twentieth Fifth Entry...

Twentieth Fifth Entry...

Isn't the world a beautiful place? Well, some people would disagree - but I'd rather NOT say anything.

Anyways, I just found out that 1) CABLE CLAMPS (tm) are sold in WalMarts and that 2) there's a WalMart in my crappy ol' town! I'll probably go there tomorrow to get some - although there's no real rush since I don't plan to start clamping too soon. Maybe here 2~4 months, who knows... STILL I'd care to have the clamps so when I decide to start, I won't need to risk not having them at WalMart's stock.

Not only, tomorrow is a day to get my essential oils and make my own EVO. I figure I need a cool vial for it. Something unbreakable and discreet because I travel a lot... I'll think something up during my sleep. Good night!

IK!

 

[neandertal]

Tewntieth Sixth Entry...

Tewntieth Sixth Entry...

OH BALLS!!! So angry! I went all the way up to the walmart - it's fairly FAR from home - AND THERE WAS AS MUCH AS A SHELF OF HARDWARE STUFF and no Clamps.Then I thought - after I decided not to go ballistic over that - *oh, that's ok, I'll just to this week's groceries shopping here*. Just another silly mistake: nothing of worth or quality! How can this store be owned by the richest man on Earth (perhaps FORMER richest)?? Just can't figure out how.

But that's ok... I'm over it now. I'll just order those damned Clamps online here 2 months when I'm finally living by myself - which is a good thing, because I won't get tempted to do the advanced routine of clamping without having a trained dick. Regardless, it's still very freaking frustrating!

I'm out! Have a nice evening, since mine will be dedicated to sulking over that matter!

IK!

 

[neandertal]

Twentieth sixth entry.

Twentieth sixth entry.

Apparently bad news DO come in batches. Today I went for the florals store to buy my oils. And I was here thinking I would stumble over there with 20$ and leave with all four oils. Silly me. Each 10ml cost me 15$( rosemary and lemongrass), 30(lavender) and 60 (salvia). Plus the base oil, which I'm intending to use sweet walnut oil or grape seed oil costing 15$ for each 50ml.

Let's make some math: 70 for 230ml of grape seed oil + 120 for the other essentials. That sums up to 190$ for a jelq oil. Ok, will get 250ml and they will last forever (plus, the essentials are able to produce over a liter of EVO with 10ml each).

When I was there struck by the prices, I decided to ask the marvelously competent looking clerk why such different prices (although in my head the answer is clear: dragging PErs into bankruptcy). She said it depended on the difficulty every oil imposed for extraction. Hear me now: I DO hope they were HARD to get.

"Sadly" there weren't all the essentials. The Salvia Sclarea was missing and perhaps in 15days they'll have it. Until then I'll keep myself dry-jelqing...

IK!

 

[JonPop]

Ya know caveman, oils will go rancid over time. Sure you want to invest that much money? (jP

 

[neandertal]

Twentieth Seventh entry..

Twentieth Seventh entry..

Ya know caveman, oils will go rancid over time. Sure you want to invest that much money? (jP

THEY GO RANCID!? Oh crap... Wait.. Let me check the *best before date*.. Uh. 36 Months counting from extraction date. And they were extracted in Christmas. I still got 34 months to go. I believe that the monthly price (5$) isn't THAT expensive if it helps my jelq. Furthermore, up to this point I would have developed a PI for this oil.

I'm not deauthorizing(is it spelled wrong? seems so) your argument, sir JP, but this is one madness I'm diving head on. Some people save money to buy cars, some PErs save to buy extenders. I'm doing this oil regardless of how much unreasonable the idea seems to me right now. Let's call it capitalist pragmatism.

Finishing this entry: I believe that I'm back on my 18cm. I haven't measured yet and won't until beginning of classes in march, but my boy looks definitely bigger.

IK!

 

[neandertal]

Twentieth Eigth Entry

Twentieth Eigth Entry

Full boredom: Colleges aren't dispatching acceptance lists on the dates that were previously accorded. Not only, my clary sage oil is just too expensive and floral stores won't have them in stock. Not due until next month.

I'll continue doing dry Jelq

IK!