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I have even gone and bought a cheap hacksaw blade, took a little work but still got there. This was when I was overseas and knew know one with tools in the area.
Pranks on Roommate
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Ok Misty more "jokes" for you
.Guy sprays workmate in freezer with water ,workmate can no longer work in freezer until clothing drys, boss unhappy. Union manages to save guys job, just ,written warning etc Other examples, guy disconects brakes on forklift (thinks this is funny) gets fired for safety breach. Guy strips strips new kid naked and sends him up in a crane, kid falls and dies, guy faces murder charge(yes murder not manslaughter), business closed down, 100 odd guys lose job.
.Guy sprays workmate in freezer with water ,workmate can no longer work in freezer until clothing drys, boss unhappy. Union manages to save guys job, just ,written warning etc Other examples, guy disconects brakes on forklift (thinks this is funny) gets fired for safety breach. Guy strips strips new kid naked and sends him up in a crane, kid falls and dies, guy faces murder charge(yes murder not manslaughter), business closed down, 100 odd guys lose job.
Messing with brakes and stuff like you said can actually hurt people. We are talking annoying pranks here.
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People are stupid and don't understand risk ,aside from which they are just not funny.
Even the radio jocks that ring up people as a joke are a curse as far as I am concerned. You can't be polite and considerate anymore, you have to be a surly barstard to get respect.
Even the radio jocks that ring up people as a joke are a curse as far as I am concerned. You can't be polite and considerate anymore, you have to be a surly barstard to get respect.
I had a guy at work that would not quit mooching chewing gum from me everyday, several
times a day. One day,I bought a box of chiclets and a package of feen a mints. `A chewing
gum laxative that looks very similar to chiclets ' and replaced them with the laxative.
The next day he was at my side, mooching gum first thing in the morning. I loaded him up
with the first dose and just sat back and watched him periodically run to the bathroom. :mosking:
A few hours later he came calling again for some more ` free gum ' and I unselfishly abliged.
He spent the rest of the day doing wind sprints to the bathroom, every hour on the hour
like an overweight coo coo clock, busting through the bathroom door.
This was by far the most fun I have ever had at a day of work. I have never laughed so much
in one day in my life.
times a day. One day,I bought a box of chiclets and a package of feen a mints. `A chewing
gum laxative that looks very similar to chiclets ' and replaced them with the laxative.
The next day he was at my side, mooching gum first thing in the morning. I loaded him up
with the first dose and just sat back and watched him periodically run to the bathroom. :mosking:
A few hours later he came calling again for some more ` free gum ' and I unselfishly abliged.
He spent the rest of the day doing wind sprints to the bathroom, every hour on the hour
like an overweight coo coo clock, busting through the bathroom door.
This was by far the most fun I have ever had at a day of work. I have never laughed so much
in one day in my life.
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Next time, make sure to add these in place of toilet paper.
That is...what the...oh my god...BRILLIANT
Course... you can always superglue his dick to his stomach... a bit overdone, but quite effective.
plastic wrap under the toilet seat. visine is no good snopes.com: Visine Prank
loving some of these ideas though.
change all his contacts to the exact same name.
loving some of these ideas though.
change all his contacts to the exact same name.
Those two military guys I mentioned earlier...well, one was always stealing cigarettes from the other. So one time I put some mustard gas in the cigarette and it had a bad outcome. Choking, eyes watering, snot coming out his nose. The guy deserved it.
All I have done that is maybe a prank is giving friends niacin. It is a vitamin. If you are lucky, the person will get warm, itchy and feel like a prickly cactus. The last time I did this to a friend, we were watching a movie (4 of us). I saw him starting to scratch himself. I couldn't keep from laughing! Even right now I am laughing remembering it. I did it to a boyfriend and he got pissed. Niacin is actually good for you.
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I see that the "harmless" visine prank can result in serious medical problems and possibly death, which reinforces my earlier point, people are stupid and have no idea of risk.
Don't go this route. The potential for permanent damage to another person exists.
FROM THE Mayoclinic:
Niacin Overdose
Signs and symptoms of a niacin overdose include:
Severe liver damage (hepatoxicity)
Rapid heartbeat
Skin flushing combined with dizziness
Itching
Nausea and vomiting
Abdominal pain
Diarrhea
