NP97: Still Pullin' His Pee Pee

[NP97]

4/20/11
Yep. Out of it all day. Well, added stretches made my cock quite tired, but was stretching pretty damn far by the end. Jelqs where what my above post means. Cleaned up the house and lost my lube... or someone stole it. Probably the latter. Theiving family.
Anyway, I used aloe vera as my lube. Only thing I could find. Felt good, then it tingled. Oh shitsnacks, it's for sunburns and has menthol in it! Edged for half an hour afterwords.
Post PE:
Not super hard morning wood but it did last for about an hour. Hang is about average. Day off tomorrow maybe.

 

[UYN]

Did you continue to jelq after the tingling started?

-UYN-

 

[NP97]

Yeah. It was from the cooling agent in it... lube wise, it worked well. Never again though because that felt just too strange.
Gonna buy some before work today. CVS right next door anyway.

 

[UYN]

I am guessing that CVS is some kind of american chain store?

-UYN-

 

[NP97]

Yeah. Like a drug store/pharmacy.

 

[Going411x7]

Yeah. It was from the cooling agent in it... lube wise, it worked well. Never again though because that felt just too strange.
Gonna buy some before work today. CVS right next door anyway.

While you're at CVS, (the pharmacy), pick up some Ben Gay. Apply that to your prick. If you think that "cooling agent" tingled a little, wait 'till you try Ben Gay.

For the newcomers, I'm just joking. I can't use emoticons on this computer. It's all fucked up.

When I was maybe 12 or 13 years old, and I got my first woodies, I was sitting in my grandma's outhouse reading the Sears and Roebuck catalogue--ladies underwear section.

I great big black ant crawled out of the hole and out of curiosity I picked it up and placed it on my glans--penis head. I still have the scar from where it "nailed me."

Live and learn, right?

 

[Going411x7]

Are there poisonous ants down under?

 

[NP97]

Men at Work song buddy.

Yeah, I remember once I was putting Icy Hot on my neck after Football practice. Scratched my balls without washing it off my hands or thinking.
I ran into my bathroom and put my balls under the faucet. Which didn't help at all!

 

[NP97]

I fnid it fnnuy taht if I psot lkie tihs msot of you wlil be albe to raed it. Our mdins are aazmnig, aern't tehy?

Anyway, didn't PE tonight. Tired physically, mentally, and... erm... penilly?

 

[Going411x7]

ouya peaksay igpay atinlay. Whoooooyeahhhhhh!!!

 

[Going411x7]

I fnid it fnnuy taht if I psot lkie tihs msot of you wlil be albe to raed it. Our mdins are aazmnig, aern't tehy?

Anyway, didn't PE tonight. Tired physically, mentally, and... erm... penilly?

And it's o.k.!!!!

 

[NP97]

And it's o.k.!!!!

Damn right it is!
Gonna tonight though. Later though... later.

 

[UYN]

Damn right it is!
Gonna tonight though. Later though... later.

Well did you?

-UYN-

 

[NP97]

Yep!

4/22/11
Great stretching session. Was hanging really nice. Did not jelq though. Didn't feel up to it. No edging after either.
Post PE:
Decent morning wood. Hang is super long today.

 

[NP97]

Off last night. Out late. Hung-over. Bleh.

My friend starting flirting with me hardcore since I got a new girlfriend. So strange that this happens every time I'm taken. Other girls amp up the flirting. Even girls I work with. It's getting kinda old.

 

[UYN]

Hm. When did you get together? I was still under the impression that you were single.

-UYN-

 

[NP97]

We have been talking for a while now. She told me she was into me a week or two ago, and I felt the same. So we made it official like... yesterday.
Since she told me she liked me I have been an all around happier person and more confident in myself. Probably why that seems to be going on...

 

[aidan784]

Congrats!

 

[UYN]

Yes, congratulations!

-UYN-

 

[NP97]

Thanks guys... all I can say is.

Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk,
I'm a woman's man: no time to talk.
Music loud and women warm, I've been kicked around
since I was born.

And now it's all right. It's OK.
And you may look the other way.
We can try to understand
the New York Time's effect on man.

Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother,
you're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin',
and we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive.

Well now, I get low and I get high,
and if I can't get either, I really try.
Got the wings of heaven on my shoes.
I'm a dancin' man and I just can't lose.

You know it's all right. It's OK.
I'll live to see another day.
We can try to understand
the New York Time's effect on man.

Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother,
you're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin',
and we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive.

Life goin' nowhere. Somebody help me.
Somebody help me, yeah.
Life goin' nowhere. Somebody help me.
Somebody help me yeah. Stayin' alive.

Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk,
I'm a woman's man: no time to talk.
Music loud and women warm, I've been kicked around
since I was born.

And now it's all right. It's OK.
And you may look the other way.
We can try to understand
the New York Time's effect on man.

Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother,
you're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin',
and we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive.

Life goin' nowhere. Somebody help me.
Somebody help me, yeah.
Life goin' nowhere. Somebody help me yeah.

I'm Stayin' alive.