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[Pegasus]

Pe gym editors are tuned to the collective brain and thus write our collective wisdom.

 

[JonPop]

Ya know Pegasus, I sometimes wonder, lately, if the collective brain isn't a little, uh...warped?
(jP

 

[JonPop]

So they can like see THRU the net and secretly KNOW our true identities!?!?!?

:spy:fftopic::a025:

Why yes calixto. You are a gun shop owner in a small town in Texas, specializing in large bore weapons. You have a very large American flag outside and a sign in the window that reads, "Ya'll come back now, Ya hear?" *Hee*

 

[Pirate]

You know, maties, the more I read this thread the prouder I become just to be here.
I may have bought my bow chasers from Calixto. The shop sounds pretty familiar....

 

[JonPop]

You realize of course that I am just messin with ol calixto? He's actually a very rich oil baron who comes here to post when he's bored. (jP

 

[Waylander]

I heard he was the Sham wow infomercial guy.

 

[Batwoman]

Large bore weapons.... that sounds good.....

 

[calixto]

Pe gym editors are tuned to the collective brain and thus write our collective wisdom.

YES!

Ya know Pegasus, I sometimes wonder, lately, if the collective brain isn't a little, uh...warped?
(jP

NO JP, it is not, its just getting better and better, and you cannot stop it, hahaha.

Why yes calixto. You are a gun shop owner in a small town in Texas, specializing in large bore weapons. You have a very large American flag outside and a sign in the window that reads, "Ya'll come back now, Ya hear?" *Hee*

No

You realize of course that I am just messin with ol calixto? He's actually a very rich oil baron who comes here to post when he's bored. (jP

Uhhhh, no again.

I heard he was the Sham wow infomercial guy.

Surely not! Isn't he in jail? how could I POSSIBLY be typing on PEGym from inside a jail?

ACTUALLY......

JP, this is pretty hilarious. Because though I am not these things you "spout" (and to think I just gave you rep points for your steve mcqueen story! you mean mean man you! heehee), and I am a quite liberal leaning socialist-libertarian (meaning I am more into social, personal and civil liberties, rather than worrying about fiscal issues) my father IS pretty much everything you espouse of ME, hahaha

HE (my Dad) works for a major arms distributor, and also has a small oil company. He is the CPA for both.

HILARIOUS!!!

 

[Pirate]

Arrr! I be refittin' the mighty Phallic Avenger. Do ye s'pose yer pappy would get me a discount?

 

[Pegasus]

Jp is tuned to the collective brain too cal it just came out a bit warped.

 

[calixto]

Jp is tuned to the collective brain too cal it just came out a bit warped.

Got it Pegasus, and Pirate, I will see what I can do matey! hahahahahahaha

 

[Batwoman]

Arrr! I be refittin' the mighty Phallic Avenger. Do ye s'pose yer pappy would get me a discount?

Pictures! I want to see a picture of the Phallic Avenger!

 

[JonPop]

calixto. Batwoman has had my crystal ball a little fogged up lately. Seems that your Father's vibes are a bit stronger than yours. (jP

 

[calixto]

Pictures! I want to see a picture of the Phallic Avenger!

Here is the "Phallic Avenger".

 

[Batwoman]

EEEEEK! No it's not! The Phallic Avenger is Pirate's ship. I am sure it has plenty of shiny brass on board, but not deployed that way!

 

[calixto]

I think this is his "large bore" cannon on board rather.

 

[Batwoman]

Ah yes, may different types of weapons can be useful on a pirate ship, I'm sure!

 

[Pirate]

Ah yes, may different types of weapons can be useful on a pirate ship, I'm sure!

Ye be most welcome to inspect the arsenal.

 

[JonPop]

The Far Search has prettier cannons. Come and look at mine. (jP

 

[Pirate]

When we be talkin' cannon, pretty is as pretty does...
Come enjoy the broadside
and prepare to be boarded!
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGG!