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Does it shrink your penis?
 

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No.
 

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Caffeine is such a valuable commodity globally, that you will find so many studies on-line with different findings on the benefits & dangers of it, that they almost become meaningless IMO. When a study is generated by those with a vested interest in it's subject.....

I believe it is a Vaso-constrictor & this is my main reason for wanting to cut back - it can cause turtling, I can sometimes observe this.

It is a mixed bag. I drink a lot of caffeine & my sensitivity to it has changed, I remember drinking an energy drink as a teenager & really feeling a big effect - now, not much. Most energy drinks have 32mg/100ml of caffeine - so a 250ml can has about the same as a large strong filter coffee - so just ask yourself would you want more than 1 or 2 of those per day. Excessive use of caffeine has been linked to 'night terrors'. But moderate consumption is linked to reduced rates of certain cancers.

1 or 2 cups a day is the best way to go.
 
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^ agreed, but coffee can be so damned addicting. Diet drinks could possibly shrink your penis though.
 

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Are we talking moonshine or soft drink? The former will make you fall in love, the latter will wire you up like redbull.
 

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Does it shrink your penis?

No, big, fast, shiny or expensive cars do! My female friends always whisper, "someone is compensating for something" when one drives by. The same for big muscels and guns I belive. And fighting... So, yea, those things shrink it. At least that is what norwegian women tell me. Never heard them saying anything about mountain dew. The effect alchohol has on a cock has been mentioned though.

:p

Added: anything that can reduce your circulation can reduce your erection. Not permanent.
 

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Drinking some MD Voltage right now, and my penis looks to be the same size . Will report, when/if it shrinks :p

@TJT, American women say the same thing dude, Man with a Hummer+Big Muscles+Handgun = Baby penis
 

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Mountain Dew, as God awful as that stuff is, doesn't shrink your penis.........to my knowledge, only non usage would shrink your penis....
 

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When I saw the thread I thought this was about high quality lightning bolt moonshine too.
 

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sh*t, I've got the fast car (Corvette ZO6), lots of guns, a Rolex, and a big dick! So there! :)

Oh and mt dew is full of high fructose corn syrup, so not healthy for you!
 

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sh*t, I've got the fast car (Corvette ZO6), lots of guns, a Rolex, and a big dick! So there! :)

Oh and mt dew is full of high fructose corn syrup, so not healthy for you!

You've also got a username from my favorite coffee brand........nice!
 

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Best beverage in the world: a MD soo cold it forms ice crystals when you crack the seal.