Just Talking

[Party]

You computer gurus are something else

True but I do miss Kimberly. She could fix your computer and help with a penis problem too.

 

[BigRooster]

Where did she go? Did some misogynistic douchebag do it?

True but I do miss Kimberly. She could fix your computer and help with a penis problem too.

 

[CUSP82]

Nah she got a better offer.

 

[Party]

Nah she got a better offer.

You mean bigger don’t you. Happens to me all the time.

 

[CUSP82]

You mean bigger don’t you. Happens to me all the time.

All the time and then you wake up!

 

[Party]

All the time and then you wake up!

LOL. Strange you should say that. Nightly Cialis has returned very frequent nocturnal erections. woke up with one the other day and had the wife feel it. She says, You were right it is a lot harder and thicker than normal. Even harder and thicker Than when I combine Viagra and Trimix injections. Unfortunately the night erection doesn’t stay hard long enough for me to pound her with it.

 

[Jay1983]

When in doubt, stretch it out.

 

[CUSP82]

When in doubt, stretch it out.

And show up more often.

 

[Jay1983]

And show up more often.

I try, but now I'm shy.

 

[Party]

I try, but now I'm shy.

Shy? No. You are fishing.

 

[Jay1983]

Shy? No. You are fishing.

Butt naked fishing.

 

[Party]

Butt naked fishing.

Hell yes. Cleaned the house naked today. Let’s go fishing. I’ll bring the hangers

 

[not2big]

I’d recommend the LG hanger

 

[Party]

Ugh. Just ugh. Only got 8 months to my first Social Security check. Ugh

 

[not2big]

Expect to receive my 192nd SS payment later this month. Now that’s an ugh.

 

[BigRooster]

Lady gymnasts have the sexiest booties on the planet.

Yeah, I'm a dirty old man.

 

[akaTrex]

Lady gymnasts have the sexiest booties on the planet.

Yeah, I'm a dirty old man.

I'll ADD Women's Ice Skaters.
I did fitness commercials with a former Ice Capades skater, and you could bounce a quarter off her butt and hit yourself in the eye. Dangerous and Yummy!

 

[BigRooster]

Party is this you? You do know the internet is forever.

 

[BigRooster]

If you don't know. My son is autistic. Tomorrow is his senior prom, the young lady that will accompany him is a hottie. Thumbs up dude..

 

[Party]

If you don't know. My son is autistic. Tomorrow is his senior prom, the young lady that will accompany him is a hottie. Thumbs up dude..

Sweet. Must be a very special girl. Of course at our age any woman not in a wheel chair and has all her teeth is smokin’.