Just Talking

[Dontrike]

My brother and me were talking yesterday and the topic of sex and various sub topics within that meta conversation and it came up that his wife wants a BPF, or battery powered friend, and he said he doesn't want to walk into the nearest adult store near by. I said "Give me the money and I'll get it, Ive always wanted to go in that place anyways". Later in the day to tell him about some plans we were making he goes "she said you could do it, her favorite color is purple".

Well today I had to call her to thank her for a B-day gift (mine being yesterday) that she got me and some how the conversation lead from me joking about picking one up for her and she talks about how her mom broke hers. All I could do is sit there like Beavis and Butthead and go "woah....cool", and weirdly enough it sounded a little hot, but that's a therapist visit for another dya.

So now I'm thinking of getting them matching vibrating dildos as a joke gift for X-mas. It sounds funny as hell just to give them two that says "Hers" on both.

Weirdly my brother and his wife are against the whole "clone a willy" product, which I found odd.

 

[CUSP82]

Happy birthday Donnie!

 

[somebodyelse]

Happy belated birthday Masta'Don

 

[Aang]

Happy Birthday!

 

[BigRooster]

Yeah happy Bday DT!

 

[closed224]

So...I decided to go to a different barbers today because my regular one was jam packed with a big queue of people waiting for a haircut and i couldn't be arsed to hang around.

I found one down the road that was relatively empty and got seated in the barbers chair straight away...all good so far I thought!

It was an Italian woman that was cutting my hair and we started talking about families and kids and divorce and whatnot. Anyway, she was VERY chatty and talked all the way through without barely taking a breath. As she was cutting my hair she seemed to be very precise with her scissors and I thought to myself, "Yep...she seems to cut hair well." Half an hour later and she's still chatting to me and cutting away seeming to take even more care and being even more precise with her scissors. The precision and care she took got greater and greater as the time went on and on and on. She continued to chat away telling me her whole life story from her childhood in Italy to her divorce to her 16 year old son who was into mechanics but then changed his mind and decided to join the army then changed his mind because he was into weightlifting and the army recruitment officer told him that he needed to concentrate on cardio more because that's what the army wanted rather than bulk so because of that he changed his mind again and decided he still wanted to go into engineering but he can't find an apprenticeship but he's a good boy and looks after his mum but even though he's a good boy she still has to clean up after him and do his washing and ironing and cooking but she would never say never about getting married again because she would like to be married again but she's also happy with her own space too and she likes watching football and gets very excited and jumps up and down when she's watching it on the TV and on and on and on and on and on. Finally, almost an hour later she had finished cutting precisely every single hair on my head one by one individually.

I AM NOW FRIGGIN' BALD!!!

And your first date is when?

 

[closed224]

Happy birthday fellow Libran. May the scales of justice stay balanced forever in your favor.
Yes, yes, yes to the vibrators. Hahahaha

 

[Tamora]

And your first date is when?

When Horatio Nelson gets his eye back!

 

[MrsLooking4more]

Happy Birthday Don!

 

[burtybasset]

Happy Birthday Donnie!

 

[closed224]

When Horatio Nelson gets his eye back!

Coward. Hahahaha

 

[Dontrike]

Thank ye folks for the B-day wishes. Was a decent night of playing cards and eating pizza and spending some time with my brother, which I don't get to do as much as either of us would like.

Happy birthday fellow Libran. May the scales of justice stay balanced forever in your favor.
Yes, yes, yes to the vibrators. Hahahaha

I'll have to make sure about it right before X-mas if that's something I should still do, but it does sound incredibly hilarious to get "Hers" and "Hers" vibrators. That or go full creep and have them engraved with "Think about me", but as funny as I think it is that may be too much creep haha.

 

[islander]

Happy birthday Don!!! Glad you had some family time

This shooting really freaks me out. These mental patients keep killing others in order to commit suicide. Why can't they just do themselves in like the old days. I really don't get it.

I was in a crowded place today and two American red neck looking guys ( yes profiling) came in. I said to my friend " my purse was checked but did you get checked. Look at those guys they have baggy clothes and a million pockets". I found myself taking a good 15-20 seconds planning my reaction if something were to happen. Then I said wtf and just put it out if my mind.
That totally sucks. I miss my island. Think I need to go back for a little while.

 

[Aang]

Thank ye folks for the B-day wishes. Was a decent night of playing cards and eating pizza and spending some time with my brother, which I don't get to do as much as either of us would like.

You're welcome, good to see fellow libra's here.

 

[somebodyelse]

women that I love tend to be Sagittarius and have MS. UGH...

I've been sitting on this for a while, but my I/O GF... lots of drama one thing after the other...

Well finally figured out what was going on with her whole body... they did some testing. It's not "definitive" i don't think since they didn't do a spinal tap, but based on her long time symptoms, and blood tests, docs are getting her in for an MRI to check the progressive nature of it.

*sigh*

I've seen the inside of more hospital rooms and crawled up the spine of more doctors in the last 3 years than I have ever in my life... finally get to the end of the road and find out this :bad:

In college, it was gay chicks I had a thing for... now it's women with Multiple Sclerosis... Not sure how that works for me, but damn... Guess God is telling me I'm not supposed to have my own Children .

It's horrifying for me to know she's gonna go through this, honestly. My heart breaks knowing how scared she is...

The look of utter terror when she accidentally set the kitchen on fire trying to cook for me (sweetheart) broke my heart... she was scared like that when she found out.

Good thing is I'm a beast at handling stressful situations now because of her, LOL got her to laugh and calm down and now she's taking it day by day. The messed up thing is, aside from my mom, I have nobody to talk to about this. *sigh*

 

[Aang]

I believe you've found your purpose, it's clear
that you care about her.

 

[somebodyelse]

Wooohooo

 

[BigRooster]

You know you always have an ear at the Gym also.

 

[closed224]

Several pairs in fact. If you need more personal SomeBodyElse let me know and I will gladly exchange #'s. Stay strong.

 

[closed224]

Hey Aang, happy birthday brother. Let us know the actual day