In The dog House
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Oh I haven't darlin. I know which side my dick is buttered on.
Is this some California exotic sh*t or something? Ya'll use butter when ya'll fuck now?
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Yes, we use butter, but it's that zero calorie spray on sh*t................this IS SoCal after all....lol
WOW any more you'd like to add lol! I think we should start calling you "Mr.BigDummy"
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If you want more BB ,I got plenty besides my earlier post. Mr BD and I can have a dummy spiting contest.
Sillest thing I ever did, was extend the mortage on the house to pay off her credit cards and cut them up.
Of course with her credit established, she went and got more, they were maxed out before I found a demand letter for one of them.
Sillest thing I ever did, was extend the mortage on the house to pay off her credit cards and cut them up.
Of course with her credit established, she went and got more, they were maxed out before I found a demand letter for one of them.
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Hey mate. You should take her out back, to the outback and make her little out back, bright red.
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Yeah well we all live and learn. Believe me, I learned. I found out our oldest daughter just started her period............well, some spotting apparently so it's coming. In any event, I wasn't sure if her mother knew because my daughter swore she wouldn't tell her mother anything (she doesn't like her mother much these days). In any event, I felt it best to call that thing I divorced at work and tell her about our daughter's recent developments. She told me she knew and that "I gave her some words of advice". I thought to myself "Oh fuck, please tell me you didn't tell her something stupid, like the time she asked you where babies came from and you told her the stork".........yes, that really did happen!!! Ugh............
I was having mad angry sex with my girlfriend. I was lying down on my back and she was riding me. When I was about to cum, I pulled out and I got a cumshot in my own face. Yep. I had my cum on my nose. It fell onto my lip. At this point, I freaked out and wiped my face off her tits. She was laughing her ass off but I was really angry at the time. Now when I look back, I can laugh at it. That's 10000000 doghouse points. Seriously.
This one time, I laughed so hard that I shat my pants. Luckily I was at home. Yep.
This other other time, I got so drunk at a party, that I told EVERYBODY about penis exercising and the PE Gym forums. I explicitly told them that I exercised my penis, I had a pump, etc.... I was the laughing stock of the party. Damn college kids!
For the grand finale: I was really angry at my sister once, so I decided to cum into a little cup and pour my cum into her coffee mug. The next morning, I made coffee for both of us and I put the cum inside the coffee. Both coffee mugs were identical. When I placed her mug (with cum) on the table, I placed mine right next to it. She ended up taking my mug while I wasnt looking. Anyways, after I finished my coffee, there was some sticky white gel at the bottom of the mug. Yep, I drank my own cum. Thats 100000000000000000000000000000 points in the doghouse.
This one time, I laughed so hard that I shat my pants. Luckily I was at home. Yep.
This other other time, I got so drunk at a party, that I told EVERYBODY about penis exercising and the PE Gym forums. I explicitly told them that I exercised my penis, I had a pump, etc.... I was the laughing stock of the party. Damn college kids!
For the grand finale: I was really angry at my sister once, so I decided to cum into a little cup and pour my cum into her coffee mug. The next morning, I made coffee for both of us and I put the cum inside the coffee. Both coffee mugs were identical. When I placed her mug (with cum) on the table, I placed mine right next to it. She ended up taking my mug while I wasnt looking. Anyways, after I finished my coffee, there was some sticky white gel at the bottom of the mug. Yep, I drank my own cum. Thats 100000000000000000000000000000 points in the doghouse.
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Yeah well we all live and learn. Believe me, I learned. I found out our oldest daughter just started her period............well, some spotting apparently so it's coming. In any event, I wasn't sure if her mother knew because my daughter swore she wouldn't tell her mother anything (she doesn't like her mother much these days). In any event, I felt it best to call that thing I divorced at work and tell her about our daughter's recent developments. She told me she knew and that "I gave her some words of advice". I thought to myself "Oh fuck, please tell me you didn't tell her something stupid, like the time she asked you where babies came from and you told her the stork".........yes, that really did happen!!! Ugh............
LOL I think that your ex has more doghouse points.
And YOU know that my ex takes the doghouse CAKE!!
Coming to a TV near you . . .
Coming to a TV near you . . .
Radiohead: You'd make for a great reality TV show. The first line made me laugh. The fifth line made me proud. The last line ... well, let's just say I'll be avoiding coffee for the next day or so.
Coming to a TV near you . . .
Radiohead: You'd make for a great reality TV show. The first line made me laugh. The fifth line made me proud. The last line ... well, let's just say I'll be avoiding coffee for the next day or so.
The positive would be if anyone ever spikes the office coffee with baby batter he can alert everyone.
