im curious, daytime tv and masturbation..

[blulite]

so im wondering, has anyone ever gotten to a point where they have reverted to masturbating over daytime tv??

 

[DemOne]

I'm usually watching Top Gear in the daytime...and the thought of masturbating while Jeremy Clarkson is babbling on about something makes me want to puke.

 

[blulite]

I'm usually watching Top Gear in the daytime...and the thought of masturbating while Jeremy Clarkson is babbling on about something makes me want to puke.

this made me lol so much... i to watch top gear during the day... oh and a bit of jeremy kyle here and there. that would be even worse.. i just had the image of being told to "stop masturbating and grow up" by jeremy kyle lmao...

 

[Padawan787]

I'm usually watching Top Gear in the daytime...and the thought of masturbating while Jeremy Clarkson is babbling on about something makes me want to puke.

Wow, an american who watches top gear Best. Show. Evar!

 

[imac]

lmao. top gears the best. they must have a great time making that show with all the cool stuff they get to do.

 

[DemOne]

Wow, an american who watches top gear Best. Show. Evar!

I love that show, and love it even more now that I finally have BBCA.
On behalf of America, I do apologize for Top Gear America though.

 

[Padawan787]

It makes sense now that I think about it, you're a mechanic! Never seen Top gear America but i've heard that it is terrible

Unfortunately I don't have BBC, but I stream it whenever I can

 

[DemOne]

It makes sense now that I think about it, you're a mechanic! Never seen Top gear America but i've heard that it is terrible

Unfortunately I don't have BBC, but I stream it whenever I can

A mechanic who really isn't into cars...lol

 

[blulite]

yes, top gear america is "S**T" ..... typical of the yanks to take something good.. put their own twist on it, andcompletely screw it up... i think the english language was the first thing they done it with lol....

 

[DemOne]

yes, top gear america is "S**T" ..... typical of the yanks to take something good.. put their own twist on it, andcompletely screw it up... i think the english language was the first thing they done it with lol....

They keep making it worse too. It doesn't matter how much people complain to History about it, they just don't care. I'm not sure if you guys over in the Europe caught the mess that went on, but the fat guy on Top Gear America was actually some idiotic car forum moderator from Georgia who has little understanding of anything cars, and he got called out on it big time.

But if you're going to bash America for messing up the English language...
Yes*
Top Gear America*
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good, *
and completely*
I*
English*
they have*
...*

I'll allow "lol" since it is internet slang.

 

[blulite]

haha touhche... its true though, and also with the scots...lol

 

[DemOne]

Yeah, I wont deny that. We seem to ruin everything.

 

[blulite]

they even did it with selotape... fuckin turned it into scotchtape??????????? same bloody thing lol

 

[MrBigDick]

so im wondering, has anyone ever gotten to a point where they have reverted to masturbating over daytime tv??

Never once....

 

[DemOne]

Never once....

Oh come on. I know you've caught yourself watching Court TV and thought to yourself, "Nancy Grace, mmmmm."

 

[blulite]

Oh come on. I know you've caught yourself watching Court TV and thought to yourself, "Nancy Grace, mmmmm."

fuck that... judge judy all the way lmao

 

[Ravenously]

yes, top gear america is "S**T" ..... typical of the yanks to take something good.. put their own twist on it, andcompletely screw it up... i think the english language was the first thing they done it with lol....

Irony