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I am all for books! The one darinsixpack said is a good one for you. I would recommend others for actually understanding women (learning their language), but you could care less about that. You just want pussy. So, go with darinsixpack book suggestion. Whether you meet someone online or in a bar, you are still gonna need to seduce.
 

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meeting girls online doesn't work i just messaged like 600 bitches on facebook and got like 2 replies. its dumb. last year it used to work. i dunno man bitches are stupid and insecure. just chill and find some freaks they be around.
 

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meeting girls online doesn't work i just messaged like 600 bitches on facebook and got like 2 replies. its dumb. last year it used to work. i dunno man bitches are stupid and insecure. just chill and find some freaks they be around.

Cause that's how the world works...
Be yourself, be a nice dude, have a sense of humor, be able to laugh at yourself.
It will happen eventually.
 

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i dont care about it i jus like dont get it cause i am a great guy but girls are scared to meet someone online it seems. and i dont have money so i dont go out so its like wtf i can only masturbate for the time being til school starts.
 

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meeting girls online doesn't work i just messaged like 600 bitches on facebook and got like 2 replies. its dumb. last year it used to work. i dunno man bitches are stupid and insecure. just chill and find some freaks they be around.
i dont care about it i jus like dont get it cause i am a great guy but girls are scared to meet someone online it seems. and i dont have money so i dont go out so its like wtf i can only masturbate for the time being til school starts.

If I was a female, I too would be afraid to meet someone who wants to constantly refer to women as bitches. Also, please try not to use text talking. There's a lot of people on this website who don't speak English as their first language, and it's better for them to have people abiding by the grammar policy.
 

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If I was a female, I too would be afraid to meet someone who wants to constantly refer to women as bitches. Also, please try not to use text talking. There's a lot of people on this website who don't speak English as their first language, and it's better for them to have people abiding by the grammar policy.

Ye. Dem be straight O-G. Don't be messin' wit him an his bitches.

Anyway, yeah. Grammar. Just messaging people won't get you any. Gotta make a connection.
 

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Ye. Dem be straight O-G. Don't be messin' wit him an his bitches.

Anyway, yeah. Grammar. Just messaging people won't get you any. Gotta make a connection.

Oh come on, you know I'm the most pimpinest mac daddy pimp. I'm no O-G.
 

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I live with mine. Not by personal choice but it is what it is for the time being. Just go in your room and close your door........providing you have a room.

I do as well too, and I avoid it by shutting my door and locking it...though it's not like my door is rarely shut and possibly locked.

Not trying to be rude or anything , But how old are you guys because I always imagined you guys being like in your 30-40's
 

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Not trying to be rude or anything , But how old are you guys because I always imagined you guys being like in your 30-40's
Lets just say I'm old enough to legally drink, too young to rent a car.
Living with a parent isn't by choice. More to do with economic problems.
 

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Lets just say I'm old enough to legally drink, too young to rent a car.
Living with a parent isn't by choice. More to do with economic problems.

From the rent a car comment im guessing you are from the states. Here in Canada you can rent a car if you have a driver licence and a credit card usually at 19. I think the rule in the states is 25? and 21 to legally drink? Your still young dude! Hey I'm Indian I am going to be living with my rents for most of my life :p In Canada we are allowed to drink at the age of 19.
 

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From the rent a car comment im guessing you are from the states. Here in Canada you can rent a car if you have a driver licence and a credit card usually at 19. I think the rule in the states is 25? and 21 to legally drink? Your still young dude! Hey I'm Indian I am going to be living with my rents for most of my life :p In Canada we are allowed to drink at the age of 19.
Yup, those are the ages for the US. Funny stuff. Can drive at 16, buy rifles and join the military at 18, drink and buy handguns at 21, rent a car at 25.
 

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Yup, those are the ages for the US. Funny stuff. Can drive at 16, buy rifles and join the military at 18, drink and buy handguns at 21, rent a car at 25.

Thats hilarious , you can buy a gun at 18 but cant rent a car till you are 25
 

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Thats hilarious , you can buy a gun at 18 but cant rent a car till you are 25

They don't care if you kill somebody with a gun as long as you paid for it.

But for car rental, if you are not financially capable, they will lose money. (You can BUY a car at 18, because you PAY).

If there is gun rental, the age requirement will probably be higher too.
 

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So Dem is in my age range. Haha. Yeah so MrBigDick is in the range you think. Us others are young but experienced enough to know what we're talking about.
 

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You young guys don't know how to drive. I wouldn't rent a car to you either! Now what was the topic here?
 

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You young guys don't know how to drive. I wouldn't rent a car to you either! Now what was the topic here?

I know how to drive I have a valid driving license :) I can take you for a ride any day (if you're a woman). A ride in my car.
 

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There are a lot of excellent and effective online courses now on how to attract women at a basic emotional/sexual level.

The key starting point seems to be cocky-funny and it absolutely works. Search this on google and you will see lots of info.

The next part is to simply NOT CARE. If you dont care about a particular girl....that is a total turn on for her. If you act interested too soon, act clingy etc...well that is a total turn off....

Dont talk about emotional issues when you are first dating...!! Give her crap.....NOT RUDE...but cocky.....

If you are out together....act so confident it seems crazy....BUT NOT RUDE>>!!!

Rude is "that dress makes you look fat.".......cocky is "gee you didnt need to get dressed up for this...you were not thinking that this was a DATE were you?"/... say it in a funny way....not when you first see her....but later in the night after you have been getting along...you know....not when you first walk up to her door....that would be rude....

Make sure that she thinks that the "date" or whatever....better if its NOT an arranged date by the way...but if it is...make sure that SHE has to adjust her schedule to meet your schedule...not the other way around....

THE WORST THING YOU CAN POSSIBLY DO IS TO ACT NEEDY OR WEAK OR DESPERATE. This results in failure almost all the time. Trust me, when I was your age, this was what I was like and I was a failure at attracting women for sex. Lots of friends...but no one was attracted....and was perfectly normal looking, smart, and had money to spend.

I acted like a complete needy wimp (and I was)....that is a sure fire way to get the "lets be friends" response....or the "its me not you" bs come at you....you lose all attraction....

You must be in control at all times. Never let HER have to decide where you go or what you will do....(but you have to make sure you figure out what she wants to do but dont let on that you actually know that....)..obviously you dont want to drag her somewhere that she hates.....or that bores her.

You MUST act like you could care less, you must tactfully "bust on her" and you must not come across like you are interested in her....but be available....but not too available.

You sound like you DONT want a relationship....that is an excellent start. If you dont care, dont want a relationship, are cocky-funny person, have lots of self-confidence, and simply act like you could care less....BUT hang around hot women....you will get laid. Guaranteed.

If you go out with a woman, dont act interested right away...give it several days...give her time to ruminate about you......if you dont call she will wonder why and start to think about it. She will think about you....

Act like you are busy all the time....act like its tough to fit her into your schedule. Like you are doing her a favor....of course without being a jerk...just be funny, but also cocky/confident....but not RUDE. There is a difference.

Do not go around telling them you are a virgin...do not talk about wanting or not wanting a relationship.....all those things can be saved for WAY WAY later...

You should have more girls coming to you this way vs the other way around.

Take one of the excellent internet courses on this topic. Learn for others who are experts.

I have even practiced these techniques on my wife of 20 years and if done correctly it really gets her going....

The advice really is good but theres only one problem. I know a lot of guys who have tried a similar approach, myself included, and all it has done is drive the girl away. When I done it the girl began flirting with another guy. I knew she was trying to make me jealous. So I flirted with another girl. I started to like this other girl more and then the previous girl got angry and called me a manwhore. A bit unfair now don't you think because it was coming from her?
 

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There is a book called "The art of Seduction." Read it slowly and with the intent to retain all that is written in it. It will change your life! If you apply the techniques in the book and realize the core of what makes a woman attracted to you, well, you'll be beating them off with a stick.

Women desire the unknown, excitement, confidence, thrill, the chase, mysterious, attention and so on. However, the key to this book is isolating those insecurities found in every woman and noting what is missing in her life and then becoming that. It works!

Isn't seducing a woman the same as flirting with her? How does flirting and seduction differentiate because they both do pretty much the same thing.