Guy who has zero experience

[Hanma]

With your sense of humor why aren't you getting females?

My son has a great sense of humor (even as a baby). I wish he would use it more. I'm sure it would help with attracting females. I love a sense of humor. Thing is, my son doesn't go out to be around the females, that is the first problem.

Well when I talk to my female friends I get my humour on. I often end up making them laugh (I don't know, maybe they're just being nice).

And err, I don't have many female friends. I do tend to make jokes depending on the situation though ... or make scenarios in my head.

 

[amiok]

troll her! Troll the sh*t out of her :d

lol

 

[Hanma]

I sort of trolled a woman though.

She was wearing heels during the morning rush hour and I was running to catch the train to my work. She was obviously slow. So I started breathing on her neck. She shivered a bit and quickly got out of the way.

 

[ryansambas]

Well when I talk to my female friends I get my humour on. I often end up making them laugh (I don't know, maybe they're just being nice).

And err, I don't have many female friends. I do tend to make jokes depending on the situation though ... or make scenarios in my head.

That's like me too. I have a good sense of humour apparently but I can't get it to work in my favour with women enough to go out with them and such. I don't have female friends too really.

 

[Hanma]

Yeah, it feels like you're good enough but not really.

 

[Thick_Unit]

I am assuming everyone here has a Drivers License.? I just got my permit yesterday haha and I am freaking turning 23 tomorrow how pathetic is that.
I all ready know how to drive though , my dad said I am doing very good.


I am learning at high speeds 45 to 70 mph as this is the normal speed on the local streets. (45 Residential/ 55 to 65mph on the larger streets.) all ready been on the local freeway it did not really seem much difference then the larger roads.

I only missed 4 out of 36 questions max # of wrong was 6.


ok ok you got me I memorized the whole handbook 2009 version(may have been the reason why I missed 4 of them) (in 2009 when I was going to get it but I was too lazy to go to the DMV but I did memorized handbook then. ) that is a form of cheating.?

 

[amiok]

I am assuming everyone here has a Drivers License.? I just got my permit yesterday haha and I am freaking turning 23 tomorrow how pathetic is that.
I all ready know how to drive though , my dad said I am doing very good.


I am learning at high speeds 45 to 70 mph as this is the normal speed on the local streets. (45 Residential/ 55 to 65mph on the larger streets.) all ready been on the local freeway it did not really seem much difference then the larger roads.

I only missed 4 out of 36 questions max # of wrong was 6.


ok ok you got me I memorized the whole handbook 2009 version(may have been the reason why I missed 4 of them) (in 2009 when I was going to get it but I was too lazy to go to the DMV but I did memorized handbook then. ) that is a form of cheating.?

ok................lol

 

[ryansambas]

considering you have one experience and I have none, I think I should take this thread now haha lol jk

 

[amiok]

considering you have one experience and I have none, I think I should take this thread now haha lol jk

Haha. Well this thread is for everyone who has no experience. I just post here about my woes lol

 

[RickBhmcsb]

To make some of you feel better. I'm 45 and still has never done it with another person.

 

[Chungungo]

To make some of you feel better. I'm 45 and still has never done it with another person.

So you defeated Steve "s record...wow.

Why? (if not a lie)

 

[RickBhmcsb]

So you defeated Steve "s record...wow.

Why? (if not a lie)

Depends on what Steve's record is. If I begin at age 16 and take it up to now, I'm 39 years of never having sex with a woman. Haven't been on a date in 26 years. If it weren't for masturbating on a regular basis I'd be totally sexless. At least its giving me practice.

On the chat room sites, I was trolled once by a woman. Made me the laughing stock of the room.

I'm becoming concerned the 20 year old girls might be interested in me. I had one coworker who just loved working with me. Another one enjoys talking, and doesn't feel threatened around me.

I'd love to find somebody my own age...

 

[Dr Pepper]

Read some of this thread..
pretty sad guys.
No advice to offer except talk to girls.
Oh and rick, just because they aren't threatened doesn't mean they want you.. just sayin.

 

[RickBhmcsb]

Read some of this thread..
pretty sad guys.
No advice to offer except talk to girls.
Oh and rick, just because they aren't threatened doesn't mean they want you.. just sayin.

Oh I know. I wasn't saying they did want me. Besides going out with girls old enough to be my daughter kinda creeps me out. I have a 50 year old lady I chat with online almost every night. In some ways I have made some progress.

 

[Dr Pepper]

Are you a virgin by choice?

 

[Yiagos]

Hey amiok the thread is huge, I have no patience to read all posts.
My opinion:
Try and don't care cos you have no experience. All men were not experts by birth; we "collect" experience from our relations.

 

[RickBhmcsb]

Are you a virgin by choice?

Mostly by choice. Although I think I may have waited too long because most women my age are either already married, divorced with kids, widowed, or have way too much personal baggage. No offense. Kinda hard to fish in pond that has no fish. Like I said. Oh well. I can live with it.

 

[amiok]

Hey amiok the thread is huge, I have no patience to read all posts.
My opinion:
Try and don't care cos you have no experience. All men were not experts by birth; we "collect" experience from our relations.

Yea bro. It's scary though lol

 

[RickBhmcsb]

Yea bro. It's scary though lol

It may be huge but I can relate to the lack of experience.

 

[Chungungo]

Depends on what Steve's record is. If I begin at age 16 and take it up to now, I'm 39 years of never having sex with a woman. Haven't been on a date in 26 years. If it weren't for masturbating on a regular basis I'd be totally sexless. At least its giving me practice.

On the chat room sites, I was trolled once by a woman. Made me the laughing stock of the room.

I'm becoming concerned the 20 year old girls might be interested in me. I had one coworker who just loved working with me. Another one enjoys talking, and doesn't feel threatened around me.

I'd love to find somebody my own age...

Well, Steve is the 40 years old virgin!!!!!!!!!!

Honestly I had some problems when I was a kid and i can totally live without sex, I have a few good online friends
but...the new generation from 18 years old ladies is far better than the one I saw in highschool so I am wondering if when I´ll get too old I will regret. PLus I noted that when I lived in Canada last year I could have gone out many times so and I may go back for good...
If we just take biology...I can totally be an abstinent.