girlfriend problems that i cant talk to my guy friends about.
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Same girl right?
See what I see? First you're cheating with your supposed ex, then she becomes a girl you've been after for 6 years. Sure, you bet she was Miss USA. Whatever makes it easier. Just try to keep your story straight and maybe we'll be able to help ya out. We have some great guys here that offer even greater advice, if you're willing to receive it. Good luck
My logic would astound even the Greeks.Read what i said again, i have no issues.I will gain not a breath of air by bashing you.What you do will affect me in no way.
As SLU kindly pointed out, keep it straight, and you can be aided.Using logic and your own words, i have come to certain conclusions.While you might argue that i am wrong, the logic is not flawed, is it?
As SLU kindly pointed out, keep it straight, and you can be aided.Using logic and your own words, i have come to certain conclusions.While you might argue that i am wrong, the logic is not flawed, is it?
the girlfriend that i have now i've been after for six years.... and the girl i am cheating on her with is my ex girlfriend who is last years miss USA from my state....
I've been 100% honest... i'm not trying to boost my ego on a penis enlargement site... i seriously came here for some good advice and i got it!! and i appreciate the good ppl that helped because i took their advice..... as for camaro who just wants to say that i'm bad in bed.. well you can go fuck yourself and get a life... i'm having the past 3 Miss USA's (2010, 2011, and 2012) come to my house right now to come pick me up and give me a ride to see my Girlfriend out at the bars... Two of the girls I have slept with.. not braggin... just saying.
I've been 100% honest... i'm not trying to boost my ego on a penis enlargement site... i seriously came here for some good advice and i got it!! and i appreciate the good ppl that helped because i took their advice..... as for camaro who just wants to say that i'm bad in bed.. well you can go fuck yourself and get a life... i'm having the past 3 Miss USA's (2010, 2011, and 2012) come to my house right now to come pick me up and give me a ride to see my Girlfriend out at the bars... Two of the girls I have slept with.. not braggin... just saying.
Good for you, Just there happens to be a few things to consider.
This is the 2010 winner from Michigan.
This is the 2011 winner from California.
This is the 2012 winner from Rhode Island.
And they all came from these places where they are probably based to escort you to a bar to see your girlfriend.Tell me, which two did you sleep with? How were they? :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:wned:wned:wned:
Oh and most importantly did they yell " You are the best, ALPAH,ALPAH,ALPAH,ALPAHHH!!!!! "?
This is the 2010 winner from Michigan.
This is the 2011 winner from California.
This is the 2012 winner from Rhode Island.
And they all came from these places where they are probably based to escort you to a bar to see your girlfriend.Tell me, which two did you sleep with? How were they? :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
wned:wned:wned: Oh and most importantly did they yell " You are the best, ALPAH,ALPAH,ALPAH,ALPAHHH!!!!! "?
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Let's get this straight: you are the actual OG God Of Sex, you've fucked every hotty that's ever lived as well as Princess Leia and Jessica Rabbit and you have "absolutely no issues at all" - yet you've been freaked out by the fact that your girlfriend of six years (whom you apparently love, yet cheated on in an instant while throwing a puerile tantrum) has had a previous lover with a bigger dick than yours? Riiiight.
Also, next time I'm banging my girlfriend I'm going start slapping her arse with both hands while bellowing "ALPAH! ALPAH! ALPAH!", and if my theory is correct Liv Tyler and Angelina Jolie will overhear and instantly start fighting over who gets to suck me off first.
Also, next time I'm banging my girlfriend I'm going start slapping her arse with both hands while bellowing "ALPAH! ALPAH! ALPAH!", and if my theory is correct Liv Tyler and Angelina Jolie will overhear and instantly start fighting over who gets to suck me off first.
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Yea, Fear his mighty rod of taming, he robs women of sense and drives men to despair with that pulsating thing.The commoners beseech him " Hand us the rod, Oh mighty one!!!! May we suck our fill and be blest!!" They quarrel over who gets but a glance, a whiff of that infernal instrument.
They sigh in wonder and longing at the screams emanating from his tent - " ALPAH, OH EXALTED ONE, DISCIPLINE US IN YOUR WAYS WITH THE INSTRUMENT OF TAMING WIELDED BY YOUR LOYAL AND POWERFUL SERVANT!!! MAY OUR CRIES UPLIFT YOUR CULT TO THE HEAVENS!! ALPAH,ALPAH,ALPAAHHHHH!!!!"
They sigh in wonder and longing at the screams emanating from his tent - " ALPAH, OH EXALTED ONE, DISCIPLINE US IN YOUR WAYS WITH THE INSTRUMENT OF TAMING WIELDED BY YOUR LOYAL AND POWERFUL SERVANT!!! MAY OUR CRIES UPLIFT YOUR CULT TO THE HEAVENS!! ALPAH,ALPAH,ALPAAHHHHH!!!!"
when i say the miss usa from my state..... that means from my state.. not the overall winner miss usa that is held in vegas... ... sorry i assumed you knew a little bit about the usa pagent... there are 50 states and 50 Miss USA state title holders that go and compete for the over all miss usa pagent..
and the funny thing is that i did sleep with this girl that looks just like jessica rabbit... soooo funny i'll try and find a pic for you guys
and the funny thing is that i did sleep with this girl that looks just like jessica rabbit... soooo funny i'll try and find a pic for you guys
hahaha bolkonsky you are the man. this thread cracks me up. btw, pretty much off topic but how big did you get before you started your first cycle? ive been stuck at 190 lbs lean at 6 foot for years, cant seem to get any bigger
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Like you said, she is insecure. A lot of insecure people, when they feel threatened, want you to feel insecure too.
It sounds like it worked.
Isn't that something? We never think of this, but in reality they gain security in creating insecurity in you.
Ya I agree. If screwing a girl who has only been with two guys behind your girlfriends back is what gets your mind off your penis size then go for it. What are you going to do when you get older and all the girls you meet have been with many guys?
" when i say the miss usa from my state..... that means from my state.. not the overall winner miss usa that is held in vegas... .. "
Miss USA means - Miss USA.Even if she is from your state, if she is Miss USA, she won the title.
Before they compete, they have to become " Miss California " or " Miss whatever state " first.
Do you understand how it works?
Miss USA means - Miss USA.Even if she is from your state, if she is Miss USA, she won the title.
Before they compete, they have to become " Miss California " or " Miss whatever state " first.
Do you understand how it works?
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he also said he didn't want to give away the name of his state to protect his identity.
LOL so i read the whole thread. My dude you are one superficial, one dimensional, selfish guy. You also didn't understand what guys like Camaro are trying to explain to you, I think the issue is that you are not very smart. Sorry. Not everything is a competition in life, even in this thread you made it a competition saying you slept with 100s of women and trying to explain how you've slept with high status females, trying to prove to complete strangers over an internet thread of how awesome you and your life is.... You say, you are 30 and so great looking, but who gives a fuck when your whole world gets rocked with a simple comment that your girl made. If something this simple made your world do a full 360, i can't imagine how you will ever have a future relationship with any girl, because you will not accept her for who she is or her past. In essence she will have to be perfect for you to stay with her, and we all know nothing is ever perfect in this world. You are somewhat of an alpha male, and hold a characteristic of confidence. But a real man, a real alpha can be an asshole but chooses not too, is confident, can overcome diversity in his life, and suck up and do what needs to be done.
In your situation please stop fucking with this girl because she said something so stupid that should have never even fucked with you if you've been with so many girls and you like this girl. All your doing now is fucking with her and manipulating her saying you won't have sex with her, cheating on her, and going out and having her see u with other girls. Just dump the girl, forget about her, and move on with your superficial life.
In your situation please stop fucking with this girl because she said something so stupid that should have never even fucked with you if you've been with so many girls and you like this girl. All your doing now is fucking with her and manipulating her saying you won't have sex with her, cheating on her, and going out and having her see u with other girls. Just dump the girl, forget about her, and move on with your superficial life.
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OMG camaro.. whats your deal?!? i feel bad for your wife or girlfriend! you must drive her crazy... The term "mis usa" is a trademark... its owned by donald trump... There are two main beauty pagents in the US... Miss USA and Miss America
So when i say the Miss USA title holder from my state... that would mean if i were to live in oregon i would mean Miss USA Oregon... get it dude? fuck...
Delon i dont really know man its a personal thing if you make the leap to start a cycle or not... it depends on your goals... I would always recomend against it to anyone.. if you could be cool with the way you look than i would suggest just staying clean and being proud of it..
but otherwise yes my man you are ready..
johny your right man... i have stopped cheating on her.. i only stated that i've slept with well over 100 girls because negative members just try and put me down... i'm not on here trying to prove anything.. yes i am an asshole... and yes i do have a problem resorting to women to boost my self worth.. i have come to realize that.. and thank you for the harsh words johny i needed that..
So when i say the Miss USA title holder from my state... that would mean if i were to live in oregon i would mean Miss USA Oregon... get it dude? fuck...
Delon i dont really know man its a personal thing if you make the leap to start a cycle or not... it depends on your goals... I would always recomend against it to anyone.. if you could be cool with the way you look than i would suggest just staying clean and being proud of it..
but otherwise yes my man you are ready..
johny your right man... i have stopped cheating on her.. i only stated that i've slept with well over 100 girls because negative members just try and put me down... i'm not on here trying to prove anything.. yes i am an asshole... and yes i do have a problem resorting to women to boost my self worth.. i have come to realize that.. and thank you for the harsh words johny i needed that..
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oh sorry i didnt answer your question... i was about 210 when i started my first cycle and i'm 5'11"...... i was probably around 10 or 12 % bodyfat at the time.... i'm about 245 right now..... much much more mature and rolling right around 8%
but even with sause i only gained maybe 5 to 8 lbs of lean mass each year....
but even with sause i only gained maybe 5 to 8 lbs of lean mass each year....
are you serious? dude you cheated on your girl because she said his penis was bigger, i'm married, my wife initiates sex at least 4-5 times a day compared to my 2-3 times a wk. my wife has told me her baby dad's penis was about 10 in long and 4 in wide compared to my 7 in long and 3 in wide but you know what bro, i know him, he is nothing to be insecure about, he is a chronic drunk and she said he was big but limp 90% of the time.... as much as i have been through with my wife we have never cheated on each other, we have gotten into tons of fights and tons of other sh*t.
your girl, she could've messed with 100s of other shane diesels before she got with you and you know what, she is with you, nobody else, she not criticizing u, she made a comment...If i were in you shoes i would have just gave her some good loving and told her i don't care for the subject or topic of who you were with...
Never feel bad about who your partner used to be with before you, because your partner is with you...if she is still with you, dont you think she thinks your better game?
your girl, she could've messed with 100s of other shane diesels before she got with you and you know what, she is with you, nobody else, she not criticizing u, she made a comment...If i were in you shoes i would have just gave her some good loving and told her i don't care for the subject or topic of who you were with...
Never feel bad about who your partner used to be with before you, because your partner is with you...if she is still with you, dont you think she thinks your better game?
