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“If God had intended us not to masturbate he would've made our arms shorter” G.C.
 

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Nothing that is can pause or stay;
The moon will wax, the moon will wane,
The mist and cloud will turn to rain,
The rain to mist and cloud again,
Tomorrow be today. ~Henry
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The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. - Mark Twain
 

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Thought this one is rather fitting for us at times:

'Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by
my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you
should not.'- Yoda

The quote carries on but yeah. :D
 

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Perfect! Well done! And may the force be with you!
 

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The fool has said in his heart: "there is no God."

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" Sex use to be a jaunt down the yellow brick road; exciting and unpredictable, a technicolor explosion of sensation and emotion.
But now that i know the wizard is a bald, little man, the journey is not as much fun. Why go to the effort of clicking my heels when I am already home?" - Unknown
 

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Perfect! Well done! And may the force be with you!

When I dropped my 7-year old off at school the other day, he looked me in the eye and said "May the Force be with you!" before running into the building. Kind of sobering!
 

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" Sex use to be a jaunt down the yellow brick road; exciting and unpredictable, a technicolor explosion of sensation and emotion.
But now that i know the wizard is a bald, little man, the journey is not as much fun. Why go to the effort of clicking my heels when I am already home?" - Unknown
Ya know Miss Titty? I found that quite profound. I read a lot of meaning into that quote. (jP
 

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"When you have done something right, it will be as if you have done nothing at all" - Unknown

"If there is a solution to a problem, there is no need to worry. And if there is no solution, there is no need to worry." - Dalai Lama

"A mans greatness is measured by his contribution to humanity" - Unknown

"Men survive, keep family alive, help to prolong species, that is his purpose. Women give hope, joy, love; reasons to continue surviving, that is her purpose" - Unknown

"Humanity must put aside pride and live happily with respect for ones self, instead of living through pride, which is fed by establishing superiority over others" - Unknown

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." - Bertrand Russell.

"My hypocrisy knows no bounds" - Val Kilmer, as Doc Holiday in "Tombstone"

"We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly." - Sam Keen

"The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good" - Anne Landers

"To Beer! The Cause of, and Solution to, All Life’s Problems!" - Homer J Simpson

"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one." - Albert Einstein

"The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources." - Albert Einstein

“The spread of civilisation may be likened to a fire; First, a feeble spark, next a flickering flame, then a mighty blaze, ever increasing in speed and power.” - Nikola Tesla

"Each man should frame life so that at some future hour fact and his dreaming meet." - Victor Hugo

"No man chooses evil because it is evil; he only mistakes it for happiness, the good he seeks" - Mary Shelley

oh and dont forget my signature :)
 

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"You best start believin' in ghost stories, Miss Turner. You're in one."
Captain Barbossa - Pirates of the Caribbean
 

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Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising. - Mark Twain

First love is only a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity. - G. B. Shaw\

We don't love to be loved, we love to love. - Leo Buscaglia\

Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired. - Robert Frost

Love is being stupid together. - Paul Valery

Love is like war: very easy to start, but very hard to stop. H.L. Mencken

We dance around a ring and suppose, but the secret lies in the middle and knows. Robert Frost
 

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"you can't take the effect, and make it the cause " - Jack White

"cause all we are, is all we are,theres no reason why, cause all we are is all we are, dont let it go to waste" - Andrew Stockdale

"I dont know all the reasons why, I found the answer, looking in your eye" - Andrew Stockdale

"Women seem wicked, When your unwanted" - Jim Morrison
 

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If dogs don't go to heaven then when I die I want to go where they go!-Will Rodgers
 

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"You can't make footprints in the sands of time sitting on your butt. And who wants to make butt prints in the sands of time?"

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"And be grateful, our scars have the power to remind us that the past was real."

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