Fashion crisis

[MrBigDick]

OK, I've got a little something here to fling to the ladies of PEgym.

As you know, I'm in a committed, loving relationship with the best damn woman in the world. Here's my question. Whenever we're going out somewhere, she needs TOTAL seclusion so she can figure out exactly what she's going to wear. In times past when we've gone out dancing or whatever, I'll be in the bedroom watching tv while she's trying to figure out what garments she's going to adorn her lovely body with and she'll start getting really testy and.........well, sort of "bitchy" with me if I ask her any questions. We've been together long enough now to where I know this is my cue to leave the room and wait downstairs for her, which I happily do.

OK, we're going out tonight to some friend's house for a little Sat. night party. It's a TOTALLY casual affair........t shirt or polo shirt, shorts (because mother nature doesn't know it's Fall yet here in SoCal!!!!!) and flip flops or whatever. At least that's what I'm wearing. She just sent me a text a few minutes ago asking ME what she should wear tonight? How the fuck should I answer that? So, being a smart ass, I said "wear something hot and damn sexy", to which she replied "can you please be more specific".

OK, why is it you ladies ask us men for a fashion suggestion only to wear whatever in the hell you want? I'm just really curious because I find this so funny. Why would you want to know what I think you should wear when you're going to wear whatever you want anyway?

I don't know, I just find it confusing as hell while at the same time comical.

 

[Luiloot]

Well I'm no lady but maybe she wants your answer to reflect what she already had in mind. Hope that helps but It probably won't we'll never figure females out =]

 

[MrBigDick]

Well I'm no lady but maybe she wants your answer to reflect what she already had in mind. Hope that helps but It probably won't we'll never figure females out =]

Boy, aint that the truth!!

 

[Nikki]

Women just stress about their appearance much more than men do. I can't explain it. I guess we are just insecure that what we wear might make us look fat, old, etc. If she asks you what to wear, give her some ideas such as, "Honey, wear those navy blue jeans with your yellow blouse. But you look good in all of your clothes, so I am sure whatever you pick, you will look good!" She might also need some reassurance that she looks good, so give her a nice complement.

 

[MrBigDick]

Women just stress about their appearance much more than men do. I can't explain it. I guess we are just insecure that what we wear might make us look fat, old, etc. If she asks you what to wear, give her some ideas such as, "Honey, wear those navy blue jeans with your yellow blouse. But you look good in all of your clothes, so I am sure whatever you pick, you will look good!" She might also need some reassurance that she looks good, so give her a nice complement.

Oh I always do. In fact, after I searched my memory banks of her what she's got in her wardrobe, I told her to wear her jean skirt, a nice top and her dressy sandals. She thanked me for the input. Either way, she'll be the HOTTEST chick at this party and I'll let her know that too!!

 

[Nacho]

This won't work on a regular basis but if you use it sparingly it works great.

If she asks you reply with ... "what dod you have in mind" and whatever she say you reply with ..."oh ya perfect! I love that".

 

[growing4her]

Tell her the only way the clothes shes wearing could look better is in a pile at the foot of your bed. Then squeeze her ass and kiss her

 

[Pegasus]

My ex would stress over what I was wearing as well. After awhile I just let her put out the cloths for me to wear.

 

[MrBigDick]

Well, she looked AWESOME as usual. Black top, jean skirt and these dressy/casual black high heeled sandals. She looked amazing. And I guarantee had I gone back to her place with her tonight, I'd have SO gotten me some pussy. But, I have my kids this weekend so it's at home I must stay tonight. But, tomorrow night, oh yeah, kids are back with their mother and I'm back with my girl.....................gonna get me some poontang tomorrow night fo sho!

 

[JohnSmith011]

Tell her the only way the clothes shes wearing could look better is in a pile at the foot of your bed. Then squeeze her ass and kiss her

best advice yet LoL

 

[MrBigDick]

I've often joked with her and told her she could make a potato sack look hot!

 

[PhibbysHammer]

That's what I tell my wife. Commenting on your original question though MBD, I think they just want our answer so they can do something different. If I say the red dress, she'll wear the black and give me some silly excuse about the red, so I just practice reverse psychology on her.

 

[kingpole]

Black never fails, nor does red!

 

[PhibbysHammer]

Black never fails, nor does red!

I agree but I luvz the black!!

 

[kingpole]

I agree but I luvz the black!!

Black is where it is at! If a woman has red hair and wears black ooo lalalalala baby! Hell, blonds look good in black!