scientific update: Plantain Cucumber Cantalope from Guatemala
scientific update: Plantain Cucumber Cantalope from Guatemala
In our continuing attempt to ascertain the utility of an artificial jelking device that frees the hands for other business yet allows for wonderful stimulation I embarked on stage three of the experiment.
If you recall Jelk's homemade device had some positive points but I don't think it could be highly recommended for fine daily use.
Yesterday I utilized a ripe banana from the bowl in the dining room. Essentially it was too small for the average girthed guy. A little slippery at the glans level but nothing to write home to your mama about.
Today was the ultimate test of western supermarket friendly items available in the WAshington DC metropolitan area. In retrospect I could have done better at an Asian supermarket but it was too far away.
Basically the selection of possible pussy pockets was slim. No mangos here although I had seen some in the Asian market yesterday. Decided to go completely vegetarian as I really did not feel like trying to fuck bloody chicken breasts or sirloin steaks.
Found a nice full figured cucumber from Mexico and a cantaloupe from Guatemala for $3.79 that should have been in the grab and go bin behind the store , but i figured it had to be somewhat soft. Then over to the plantain banana area. Plantains are generally girthier than bananas and I hemmed and hawed between the biggest plantains and the biggest bananas. Neither of them could match the girth of the cucumber but for $.50 I decided to try the ripe plantain.
Wrapped all three of them up in duct tape and microwaved each to soften the interiors.
After they cooled I pushed out the soft plantain flesh but did nothing with the cucumber and the cantaloupe.
Results:
Plaintain: Still too small to slide in or contain my slightly above average girthed dick. Could hardly get anything in even lubed. Maybe the duct tape kept it from being able to exand to accomodate my six months of pe work. If I try a plantain again , I'll go a little lighter on the duct tape.
Cucumber: Had to hollow it out a little to accomodate myself. But once slightly hollowed it entered the sacred chambers and slid gracefully in and out. As per Jelk, I positioned it on a towel on the kitchen table and was able to successfully hands free fuck that vegetable. The cucumber did not move around a lot and I could have touched other parts of my body if I had the desire. I did not have the desire because what I was really looking forward to was the cantaloupe. Just look at that glistening microwaved specimen in picture number three to get an idea of my excitement for things potentially to cum.
Cantaloupe: Positioned it nicely on the table. Entered the sacred area. It was nicely but not unduly wet lubed and smoothed. I had heard about floppy vaginas, but have fortunately never had the experience of thrusting into one. I guess i now understand what it is to screw a well liberated (cantaloupe)
vagina. Real loose but I could thrust around in all directions without encountering much resistance amongst the slipperyness.
I was in a testing mode not a consummation mode. I did not cum into any of the three. I may be edging later this evening and if so I may retry the cucumber and the cantaloupe. The plaintain is in the trash.
Summary: Plantains and bananas are probably usable for less than average girthed guys. The potassium is apparently great for overall dick health. And you won't be wasting the the insides of the bananna or plantain.
The cucumber, if properly sized seems to have a lot of value, but the size and weight of a cantaloupe, if placed on a towel on a kitchen table offers probably enough stability for lots of hands free cantaloupe fucking/edging. The only problem is there seems to be a risk of overcooking the cantaloupe so that it presents as an elderly or well used orthifice rather than a firm walled garden of pleasure.
