Dr. PhibbysHammer's, Phree Philanthropic Philosophy of Phallic Phacts and Phigures
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Don't mean to step on your rhyme, but I just had to submit my version.
Old McRemek had a forum, E.A.E.I.O.
With a post, post here and a post, post there
Here post there post everywhere a post, post
Old McRemek had a forum, E.A.E.I.O.
(sorry)
Old McRemek had a forum, E.A.E.I.O.
With a post, post here and a post, post there
Here post there post everywhere a post, post
Old McRemek had a forum, E.A.E.I.O.
(sorry)
No appologies necessary that's why I left that one short with the .......................................................(dotty line) following, so you could add your own verses.
Not ready phor prime time rhymes for all the PE kids.
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Peter puller pulled his pecker past the the proper point
past the proper pecker pulling point peter puller pulled
since peter puller pulled his pecker past the proper point
peter puller's pecker's a puffy purple painful joint
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eace: :lol:Peter puller pulled his pecker past the the proper point
past the proper pecker pulling point peter puller pulled
since peter puller pulled his pecker past the proper point
peter puller's pecker's a puffy purple painful joint
Not ready phor prime time rhymes for all the PE kids.
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PH and KP sittin in a tree...J.E.L.Q.I.N.G
first comes girth, then comes length
and KP braggin bout erection strength
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eace: :lol:PH and KP sittin in a tree...J.E.L.Q.I.N.G
first comes girth, then comes length
and KP braggin bout erection strength
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Not ready phor prime time rhymes for all the PE kids.
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For all you ex grunts and active duty Military.......see if you can figure out the tune.
I can't get it up no I can't get it up no I can't get it up in the morning
I can't get it up no I can't get it up no I can't get it up at all
it used to always wake me, it'd stand up tall and look good
but now it really shakes me, that I have no morning wood
I can't get it up no I can't get it up no I can't get it up in the morning
I can't get it up no I can't get it up no I can't get it up at all
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eace: :lol:For all you ex grunts and active duty Military.......see if you can figure out the tune.
I can't get it up no I can't get it up no I can't get it up in the morning
I can't get it up no I can't get it up no I can't get it up at all
it used to always wake me, it'd stand up tall and look good
but now it really shakes me, that I have no morning wood
I can't get it up no I can't get it up no I can't get it up in the morning
I can't get it up no I can't get it up no I can't get it up at all
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Umm...It's jelQing, sillyNot ready phor prime time rhymes for all the PE kids.
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PH and KP sittin in a tree...J.E.L.G.I.N.G
first comes girth, then comes length
and KP braggin bout erection strength
HAHA, where the heck do you guys come up with these friggin' rhymes? You should just have a whole stick thread for tips and injury prevention rhymes. It's hard to get these out of your head one you read them once through. Maybe they will help future PErs !!! :thumb:
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See PH, now you have another guys brain fucked up. Welcome to the stuck in your head club, DT1988.
Radiohead's pump
Radiohead's pump
Not ready phor prime time rhymes for all the PE kids.
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Old Grandmother Radiohead went to young Radio's bed
to try and maybe clean up the dump
but when she got there she got her a scare
when she found young Radio's Penis Pump
"what's this" she asked as if she didn't know
Radio said "its a pump to help my muscles grow"
as she walked away he hurried to to hide it
but couldn't hear Grandma say, "careful and don't get a nut sucked inside it"
Radiohead's pump
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eace: :lol:Old Grandmother Radiohead went to young Radio's bed
to try and maybe clean up the dump
but when she got there she got her a scare
when she found young Radio's Penis Pump
"what's this" she asked as if she didn't know
Radio said "its a pump to help my muscles grow"
as she walked away he hurried to to hide it
but couldn't hear Grandma say, "careful and don't get a nut sucked inside it"
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Not ready phor prime time rhymes for all the PE kids.
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Old Grandmother Radiohead went to young Radio's bed
to try and maybe clean up the dump
but when she got there she got her a scare
when she found young Radio's Penis Pump
"what's this" she asked as if she didn't know
Radio said "its a pump to help my muscles grow"
as she walked away he hurried to to hide it
but couldn't hear Grandma say, "careful and don't get a nut sucked inside it"
Now how did he get the thanksgiving turkey inside the penis pump? How did he do that??
Shakespeare in the making . . .
Shakespeare in the making . . .
In 400 years from now, history books will talk of the American poet, playwright and author, PH, who started his writing career at The PE Gym.
Shakespeare in the making . . .
In 400 years from now, history books will talk of the American poet, playwright and author, PH, who started his writing career at The PE Gym.
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Whoa Kingpole, settle down little fella. You are off on a tangent here.
W.M.P. said "Grandma might have found herself a turbo charged turkey baster."
You don't stuff a turkey into a turkey baster, silly.
Not ready phor prime time rhymes for all the PE kids.
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Old Grandmother Radiohead went to young Radio's bed
to try and maybe clean up the dump
but when she got there she got her a scare
when she found young Radio's Penis Pump
"what's this" she asked as if she didn't know
Radio said "its a pump to help my muscles grow"
as she walked away he hurried to to hide it
but couldn't hear Grandma say, "careful and don't get a nut sucked inside it"
This is some of the best litterature I have heard in a long time. Im gonna print this and hang it on my wall.
I had a tears reading that one, it touched my heart. Pretty soon you will have everyone begging you for a rhyme about them Phibby. It's catching like wildfire!
Gem of the Gym
All through life we encounter many different people , some of whom at times impact our lives in a very profound way. There are those who might cause us much pain and suffering, but there are also those also who are always at the ready, to lend assistance and support as we face challenges far too great to tackle on our own.
There are millions of men who would pay large amounts of money to increase the size of their penis and they spend millions of dollars every year in trying to do so. There are also fortunate individuals such as myself, who without spending much if anything, accomplish this task, simply with the help of a concerned friend or stranger. I've added an inch of length to my manhood and almost another inch in girth, and I owe it to concerned individuals who have dedicated themselves to helping others. There are many owed a debt of gratitude from myself as well as thousands of others but today I focus on one.
A total stranger, with no promise of compensation or gain reached out his hand to me and said "Hey and welcome" and then proceeded to oversee my education and application of that gained knowledge, constantly supporting me and motivating me to the point of success. He chastised me a few times and I needed it, but he always had faith in me, even when I didn't feel I deserved it. I not only had a coach and instructor, but through the process I had a good friend who indeed had my best interest at heart and wanted success for me as much as I wanted it for myself. I'll say again, there are more than one who could fit this description, just as there are hundreds or thousands of you who fit my self description, but today the focus is on the one.
I hereby proclaim our first ever
Gem of the Gym
:third: JonPop
For Generosity, Enlightenment, and Motivation above and beyond the call
For all you have done and all you continue to do, we thank you!!
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All through life we encounter many different people , some of whom at times impact our lives in a very profound way. There are those who might cause us much pain and suffering, but there are also those also who are always at the ready, to lend assistance and support as we face challenges far too great to tackle on our own.
There are millions of men who would pay large amounts of money to increase the size of their penis and they spend millions of dollars every year in trying to do so. There are also fortunate individuals such as myself, who without spending much if anything, accomplish this task, simply with the help of a concerned friend or stranger. I've added an inch of length to my manhood and almost another inch in girth, and I owe it to concerned individuals who have dedicated themselves to helping others. There are many owed a debt of gratitude from myself as well as thousands of others but today I focus on one.
A total stranger, with no promise of compensation or gain reached out his hand to me and said "Hey and welcome" and then proceeded to oversee my education and application of that gained knowledge, constantly supporting me and motivating me to the point of success. He chastised me a few times and I needed it, but he always had faith in me, even when I didn't feel I deserved it. I not only had a coach and instructor, but through the process I had a good friend who indeed had my best interest at heart and wanted success for me as much as I wanted it for myself. I'll say again, there are more than one who could fit this description, just as there are hundreds or thousands of you who fit my self description, but today the focus is on the one.
I hereby proclaim our first ever
Gem of the Gym
:third: JonPop
For Generosity, Enlightenment, and Motivation above and beyond the call
For all you have done and all you continue to do, we thank you!!
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Oh my. *blush* Thank you my friend, for the very kind words.
Coming from a 'star' on this forum, this is indeed, high praise.
Gosh, gee...*drags toe*
Coming from a 'star' on this forum, this is indeed, high praise.
Gosh, gee...*drags toe*
I'm sorry gang, I had some Holloweenie tales but missed the weekend.
So SCREW Holloweenie and a very Thick, Plump, Long and Full Weenie to everyone!!
I will leave an exerpt though...................
"that's right, a shark had ripped it off clean to the base and not knowing what else they could do the pirates attached a golden hollow hook they had bent straight and sculpted veins and a small head on to make it appear more penis like. This is where Benjamin Hornofgold got his name. Never again being referred to as "The dickless Pirate"......................."
So SCREW Holloweenie and a very Thick, Plump, Long and Full Weenie to everyone!!
I will leave an exerpt though...................
"that's right, a shark had ripped it off clean to the base and not knowing what else they could do the pirates attached a golden hollow hook they had bent straight and sculpted veins and a small head on to make it appear more penis like. This is where Benjamin Hornofgold got his name. Never again being referred to as "The dickless Pirate"......................."
