this is embarrassing but i dont know where else to go... the other night i was nailing my asian girlfriend and i dont know what happened but when i came a blast of poo came out of me like dynamite and went all over her leg and sheets.... she freaked out and i instantly got up and left and didnt say a word. the worst part was her roommate was asleep on the other side of the room and her bf was in the bed with her too so basically everyone heard the havoc and saw me running with my dripping brown buns attempting to throw on my pants as i scurried out. i havent talked to her since.... i mean wtf should i do? buy her flowers and new sheets or something? ive never been so embarrassed in my life... ima have a nick name now like kevin coster in dances with wolves... are they going to call me poos while cums? or premature shitter? please this is serious and i need real advice...this is serious...pooing on your gf is no joking matter... the thing that really bothers me is she was a virgin and this was the first time we had had sex.. shes from china and studying here... now she might think that thats what normal americans do while fucking... they show how much they love them and turd on them while climaxing.... what if i dont explain what had happened(even though im not sure wtf happened) and the next time shes getting it doggy style she decides to be the shitter on her next bf...

