Crapped on gf during sex

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this is embarrassing but i dont know where else to go... the other night i was nailing my asian girlfriend and i dont know what happened but when i came a blast of poo came out of me like dynamite and went all over her leg and sheets.... she freaked out and i instantly got up and left and didnt say a word. the worst part was her roommate was asleep on the other side of the room and her bf was in the bed with her too so basically everyone heard the havoc and saw me running with my dripping brown buns attempting to throw on my pants as i scurried out. i havent talked to her since.... i mean wtf should i do? buy her flowers and new sheets or something? ive never been so embarrassed in my life... ima have a nick name now like kevin coster in dances with wolves... are they going to call me poos while cums? or premature shitter? please this is serious and i need real advice...this is serious...pooing on your gf is no joking matter... the thing that really bothers me is she was a virgin and this was the first time we had had sex.. shes from china and studying here... now she might think that thats what normal americans do while fucking... they show how much they love them and turd on them while climaxing.... what if i dont explain what had happened(even though im not sure wtf happened) and the next time shes getting it doggy style she decides to be the shitter on her next bf...
 

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ummmm. wow...wtf lol..i dont know what to say
 

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Weeeeeeeeeeell, I highly recommend you talk to her about it irrespective of how embarassing the conversation might be. It's not as if you can hide what happened since you crapped on her legs and sheets.

Out of curiosity, were having some stomach issues while you were bangin' her?
 
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You just up and left after fucking and shitting on your girlfriend without even saying anything?
 
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Didn't you say you didn't have a gf because your dick was too small or something like that
 

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Right
 
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This thread reeks...of something...
 

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Play stupid and say "well i thought that was how you folk did it over there..my bad"
 

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Though this situation is hard to imagine or relate to i will respond with a serious post...
and i am going to try and turn all of these comments of laughing at the post into something more constructive ...i think what they are trying to say is you have to find a point where you can laugh it off.

I hate to say i would struggle to move past a guy having this accident just because i am a little reactive to poop.. just reading your post kicked my gag reflex in.. that said you do need to talk to her about it, its not something you can do and just walk away from with out confronting what happened...well it is, but for the girls sake its something you should talk to her about...and it might also give you some peace of mind clearing it up.

were you drunk? on drugs? do you have general digestive problems? had you eaten a spicy curry ?:p
You should go see a doctor..Incontinence of feces/involuntary defecation is something that shouldn't be ignored ...it could have been brought on by stress or it could have be an infection or something more serious .. or it could be a psychological issue.
i have to admit this is the first time i have heard of a guy having this problem with normal penetration, i have heard of women( and men who are getting anal.)
 

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Sorry,I don't believe you....no offense. :)
 
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this is embarrassing but i dont know where else to go... the other night i was nailing my asian girlfriend and i dont know what happened but when i came a blast of poo came out of me like dynamite and went all over her leg and sheets.... she freaked out and i instantly got up and left and didnt say a word. the worst part was her roommate was asleep on the other side of the room and her bf was in the bed with her too so basically everyone heard the havoc and saw me running with my dripping brown buns attempting to throw on my pants as i scurried out. i havent talked to her since.... i mean wtf should i do? buy her flowers and new sheets or something? ive never been so embarrassed in my life... ima have a nick name now like kevin coster in dances with wolves... are they going to call me poos while cums? or premature shitter? please this is serious and i need real advice...this is serious...pooing on your gf is no joking matter... the thing that really bothers me is she was a virgin and this was the first time we had had sex.. shes from china and studying here... now she might think that thats what normal americans do while fucking... they show how much they love them and turd on them while climaxing.... what if i dont explain what had happened(even though im not sure wtf happened) and the next time shes getting it doggy style she decides to be the shitter on her next bf...
My heart goes out to both you and your girlfriend. It seems you both had a shitty experience. :(
 

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OH schlittle that way bad.
 

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this is embarrassing but i dont know where else to go... the other night i was nailing my asian girlfriend and i dont know what happened but when i came a blast of poo came out of me like dynamite and went all over her leg and sheets.... she freaked out and i instantly got up and left and didnt say a word. the worst part was her roommate was asleep on the other side of the room and her bf was in the bed with her too so basically everyone heard the havoc and saw me running with my dripping brown buns attempting to throw on my pants as i scurried out. i havent talked to her since.... i mean wtf should i do? buy her flowers and new sheets or something? ive never been so embarrassed in my life... ima have a nick name now like kevin coster in dances with wolves... are they going to call me poos while cums? or premature shitter? please this is serious and i need real advice...this is serious...pooing on your gf is no joking matter... the thing that really bothers me is she was a virgin and this was the first time we had had sex.. shes from china and studying here... now she might think that thats what normal americans do while fucking... they show how much they love them and turd on them while climaxing.... what if i dont explain what had happened(even though im not sure wtf happened) and the next time shes getting it doggy style she decides to be the shitter on her next bf...
Regarding this relationship, you seem to be up sh*t creek without a paddle. :(
 

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You just up and left after fucking and shitting on your girlfriend without even saying anything?
LMFAO! Sorry, but this is one of the funniest mental images I've ever had.
 
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