biggest dick in the world!
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Do some image searches he's not too hard to find.
There's one of him holding it downward with a good squeeze to make it look fully inflated. No average woman could suck it or take it vaginally.
He could surely get pleasing sex and oral from some of the women I've seen in the 6+ foot height range but the dude is maybe 5'9 if he's lucky!
I'd still bet he's a very high priced prostitute. In his 20's he was actually good looking and in shape.
I generally suspect an awful lot of the female models with freakishly huge breasts that don't do porn are often just very expensive prostitutes as I see enough subtle evidence of this.
I don't see why a man with the same endowment would be any different.
NO, which is what makes the whole thing so laughably absurd. If you can stand there in front of a camera buck naked with a big nasty podlike semi/flaccid or whatever and casually talk like you're fully clothed, you have pretty much forfeited any right to claim being camera shy or not wanting to show people your erect (or stretched) penis for whatever reason. Even the biggest idiots out there won't gladly accept another person's claim of having the biggest, fastest or best of anything else in this world with no credible validation or proof. I think when you mention a giant penis, people's brains just turn to mush, and any common sense reasoning they usually apply to other things in life just flies out the window.
BTW- The aforementioned "holding it downward" picture is probably about as close as you may get. It's of questionable origin, looks like it's from about twenty years ago, and as with most "watch me compare it to 'X' body part" type shots, it doesn't prove much of anything. There's also a famous headless color shot which looks like a copy/paste enlargement job, and they didn't even bother to match his uncircumcised status. That one shows up a lot in penis enlargement ad banners. Not sure what else there is, but I'd expect it to be equally insulting.
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PS- You really should skim through one or two of the long-ass Falcon threads over at LPSG if you get some time. Some of it's pretty funny (make sure to watch for those first time posters as you read too :biggrin1
.NO, which is what makes the whole thing so laughably absurd. If you can stand there in front of a camera buck naked with a big nasty podlike semi/flaccid or whatever and casually talk like you're fully clothed, you have pretty much forfeited any right to claim being camera shy or not wanting to show people your erect (or stretched) penis for whatever reason. Even the biggest idiots out there won't gladly accept another person's claim of having the biggest, fastest or best of anything else in this world with no credible validation or proof. I think when you mention a giant penis, people's brains just turn to mush, and any common sense reasoning they usually apply to other things in life just flies out the window.
BTW- The aforementioned "holding it downward" picture is probably about as close as you may get. It's of questionable origin, looks like it's from about twenty years ago, and as with most "watch me compare it to 'X' body part" type shots, it doesn't prove much of anything. There's also a famous headless color shot which looks like a copy/paste enlargement job, and they didn't even bother to match his uncircumcised status. That one shows up a lot in penis enlargement ad banners. Not sure what else there is, but I'd expect it to be equally insulting.
Take Care
PS- You really should skim through one or two of the long-ass Falcon threads over at LPSG if you get some time. Some of it's pretty funny (make sure to watch for those first time posters as you read too :biggrin1
You just sound really hateful dude and that's weird.
The guy's penis is beyond huge regardless of where it measures at.
He's at least as long as Mandingo, clearly much thicker and whether he jacked it up with HGC or it's a genetic abnormality, his is real.
Mandingo's penis is a surgical bill that probably cost 50K making his dick bionic and simply fake. There's likely a pump in his scrotum aside from the ligaments cut, tissue grafts and removal of foreskin to make it appear more uniform and lengthy. It also looks like there are 2 side implants with very obvious scars to make his penis rigid as cutting the ligaments turns you rubbery and leaves this frankenstein penis pointing at your feet when fully aroused.
Do you go on tirades about guys with 10 inches because they had a lot of really expensive phalloplasty procedures?
I seriously doubt it. You also better wake the fuck up and accept the fact that women into huge cocks absolutely do not give a sh*t if it's natural or from going under a surgeons knife and, 99% of them wouldn't know if he did.
I'm a huge breast guy and when I say huge I mean deep alphabet letter bra sizes. Implants are just totally appalling to me and always obvious.
So I will give you this much. Falcon may be a complete hoax in that he had phalloplasty 20 years ago. There are a couple documentaries about it floating around. The two guys they interview in each one go from 6 inches to 10 with fat end of the beer bottle girth and without all the implants.
But, if you can yank that much mass out of the body, surely there are people born with it already free and protruding. Falcon could certainly be one of them. (edited out)
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So did I, and he was wearing lycra shorts, and walking about in public, and everyone could clearly see his big bulge, even young kids, would love to be on the other end
Mummy, that man scares me, I know son, he scares me aswell :scared: :scared: :scared:
I would be reluctant to believe him untill the day he is actually willing to let himself be measured by a legitimate media on the subject, like medical journal or by a urologist for medical records. But he still refuses to do that.
He has got his claim in Rolling Stone magazine, but many believe it all to be a publicity stunt. Rolling Stone is not a medical journal and does not count as a legitimate and relevant media on the subject, believe it or not!
If these sizes existed, they would be recorded by medical journals by now!
And you guys have heard of photoshop, right?...
He has got his claim in Rolling Stone magazine, but many believe it all to be a publicity stunt. Rolling Stone is not a medical journal and does not count as a legitimate and relevant media on the subject, believe it or not!
If these sizes existed, they would be recorded by medical journals by now!
And you guys have heard of photoshop, right?...
JonnyCan- I didn't mean to offend anybody here with any of that, nor do I know what part of it may have been taken that way. Sorry about it regardless.
I also never made any mention of what women thought about surgically enhanced penises, unless that was directed at another poster in this thread. I wouldn't really care one way or another, and honestly have never really given much thought to phalloplasty or those who support it.
I also don't consider myself hateful toward this whole thing with the "world's largest penis man", I simply don't believe it and can't understand why anyone would. If anything, I'm more bothered by the idea that it's showing up in places I would liked to have believed were a little more reputable, or at the very least, had a bit more class than to stoop that low.
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Crunch
I also never made any mention of what women thought about surgically enhanced penises, unless that was directed at another poster in this thread. I wouldn't really care one way or another, and honestly have never really given much thought to phalloplasty or those who support it.
I also don't consider myself hateful toward this whole thing with the "world's largest penis man", I simply don't believe it and can't understand why anyone would. If anything, I'm more bothered by the idea that it's showing up in places I would liked to have believed were a little more reputable, or at the very least, had a bit more class than to stoop that low.
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Crunch
that thing is abnormal. I am all about having a huge cock - but there can be 'too much of a good thing", and he has hit that point
Not as difficult as you think. Just because you can't take the whole thing in doesn't mean it doesn't feel good.
I only checked this out because of the recent news story documenting his troubles with airport security.
If this is who I think it is, then I'm pretty sure it's not fake.
That guy is blessed (/cursed??) with a fucking monster.
13 inches I think (legit)
Now, whether or not that is TRULY the biggest penis in world... idk..
Weird thing, in several sources he said that his sex life is ok, that his partners are enjoying his size and weight, but in other sources it's said that he can't have sex. Also in some it said that he used to be promiscuous (sry if I spelled it wrong) but in some that he never truly had sex. Also in some that he had sex with males, and in some that he didn't.
Nihilanth,
For years he had been saying that he held a Guinness world record as well, but was somehow prompted to pull the plug on that one over the past year (Guinness maintains no such records of anyone). He says what he needs to say, what will draw the best audience (the bisexual angle) or what he believes he can get away with saying. So far he's been pretty good at it, but there is still time.
Here's a good thread on a related subject for anyone who's got about ten free hours :biggrin1: :
I dont believe 12-13 inch penis and thick exist........
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For years he had been saying that he held a Guinness world record as well, but was somehow prompted to pull the plug on that one over the past year (Guinness maintains no such records of anyone). He says what he needs to say, what will draw the best audience (the bisexual angle) or what he believes he can get away with saying. So far he's been pretty good at it, but there is still time.
Here's a good thread on a related subject for anyone who's got about ten free hours :biggrin1: :
I dont believe 12-13 inch penis and thick exist........
Take Care
He was apparently on UK morning tv show "this morning" the other week. So for all the Jonah falcon fans out there who read this thread (over a million of you) i can't find the video to the show but here's a newspaper link Jonah Falcon, who has 'the world's largest penis', on This Morning with Holly Willoughby | The Sun |Showbiz|TV that reports it.
I'm surprised he didn't get an erection looking at hot Holly. Now that would've made awesome morning tv.
Warning to pegym ladies: In the link there's hot pics of jonah wearing figure hugging clothes. So if you don't want to drool today then don't look.
but here's a newspaper link Jonah Falcon, who has 'the world's largest penis', on This Morning with Holly Willoughby | The Sun |Showbiz|TV that reports it. I'm surprised he didn't get an erection looking at hot Holly.
Now that would've made awesome morning tv. Warning to pegym ladies: In the link there's hot pics of jonah wearing figure hugging clothes. So if you don't want to drool today then don't look.
I see your link and raise you these three :becky: :
Jonah Falcon
LPSG Documentary
I dont believe 12-13 inch penis and thick exist........
Jonah Falcon
LPSG Documentary
I dont believe 12-13 inch penis and thick exist........
why jonah would not want a urologist to measure is obvious, he does not want to lose worlds biggest dick status..if he was 12 1/2 inches as opposed to 13.5 inches that could hurt the novelty among those rich homos wanting to suck the worlds biggest.also some soul brother may step up from out of nowwhere claiming 12 3/4....personally i dont think hes the biggest dick in the world that title belongs to bill maher of hbo fame
crunch thats acool little picture, i completely over looked it when going over the numerous messages on this web site. seen it numerous times only now do i remember what it means...maybe i will get a t shirt some day with that picture on it, above the pictue it will say " im in the red" i wll leave out the numbers on the graph of course.
