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Jonah could be 16" maybe in a year or two. Just stay focused and believe. Make PE a priority :)
 
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I'd like that. Mmm. So big and juicy. :]
 
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XitemeM said:
Jonah could be 16" maybe in a year or two. Just stay focused and believe. Make PE a priority :)
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It would be interesting to see how big he could make it if he tried.
 
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Does his erection stand tall and proud? Kegels and jelqs could help with that. A regular cardio workout too would probably help with the blood supply. His cock could run for president if it was upright and rock hard.
 
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Actually saw him on tv the other day. Man is like 8 flaccid, it showed him walking down the street with a huge bulge. I think he was talking about how it's hard to be an actor with a dick like that or something lol
 
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If I was him I'd want a custom built fleshlight, so I could feel how it was to be completely enveloped. He might not have ever had that feeling eh? That as well as having trouble finding an acting job, the poor bloke is doing it tough guys ;)
 
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This dude has a huge dick......most of people would be proud to have the half of it.
 
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BigFuture said:
taken from Rolling Stones MR BIG article about him:

"Jonah Falcon's penis is 9.5 inches flaccid, 13.5 inches erect. Tense your forearm. Now wrap your hand around the middle of the muscle. That is the girth of Falcon's erection. Those who have witnessed it describe it as "grotesque," "gorgeous," "hideous" and "stunning." Falcon, who stands five foot nine, thinks his penis is perfectly formed, with a fifteen-degree downward curvature at the six-inch mark and absent the blotching, lumpiness and sudden bends that mark some oversize sex organs. A penis this size functions, physiologically, like any other, according to urologists, a claim substantiated by Falcon. His balls are proportionately huge, each the size of a grade-A jumbo egg. When erect, Falcon's penis generates enough heat to warm hands -- campfire style -- from a distance of six inches."
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so he has 13" girth?
 
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http://www.everydayhealth.com/forums/womens-health/topic/husbands-penis-is-too-big
I come across this article, someones wife having trouble with his husbands penis that it is too big
10 inches flaccid and 16 inches erect??
 
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Wow i've just scrolled to the bottom of this page and 213 guests are reading this thread. :eek:

I haven't read this thread but is it really that interesting? :confused:
 
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schlittle said:
Wow i've just scrolled to the bottom of this page and 213 guests are reading this thread. :eek:

I haven't read this thread but is it really that interesting? :confused:
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I thought that was weird as well so I googled "biggest dick in the world" and it turns out this thread is on the first page of results. I think that probably accounts for all the guests.
 
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I thought that was weird as well so I googled "biggest dick in the world" and it turns out this thread is on the first page of results. I think that probably accounts for all the guests.
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LOL thanks for clearing up the mystery of all these guests . ;)
 
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That picture is used on pornsites for product advertisement and is probably fake. Angles and photoshop goes a long way. Johna has a massive penis, but I don`t think he has been photographed while erect, he refuses to go in to porn.
 
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ChaserHUN said:
http://www.everydayhealth.com/forums/womens-health/topic/husbands-penis-is-too-big
I come across this article, someones wife having trouble with his husbands penis that it is too big
10 inches flaccid and 16 inches erect??
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Cause that is a lie. Either it's not a real post, or the guy has an 8" and doubled it.
Same as the I'm 12 my penis is 9" is that normal? posts that pop up all over.
 
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Jonah Falcon needs to just suck it up and do porn. He's fat, he's butt ugly and the ONLY thing he seems to have going for him is a big dick. Sounds like the next Ron Jeremy to me!

Besides, it's the ONLY way ANY women will EVER let that thing anywhere near her...

Oooh, I bet he could join puppetry of the penis! He could make giraffes and all sorts of weird stuff with that thing! ;)
 
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