Bed Fowfers 101

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I've Been doing Bed Fowfers on and off now for over six months during the night whilst I sleep, and I dont set any time limit on them as they dont seem to cause any pain or discomfort, and they are a great for those times when your penis is in need off a little repair time from to much stretching etc.

I just pull my penis inbetween my leg, cross my legs to keep it in place and just go to sleep, I am always impressed in the mornings from the way it hangs, and so the wife :) I dont do it every day, but a few times a week seems to be woring for me. keep your penis guessing is probaly the best way with most PE exersises as it learns quickly and adapts. smart little bugger concidering it has no brain :)
 

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I don't really do these...I don't seem to get any sort of hang out of them?
 

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I've Been doing Bed Fowfers on and off now for over six months during the night whilst I sleep, and I dont set any time limit on them as they dont seem to cause any pain or discomfort, and they are a great for those times when your penis is in need off a little repair time from to much stretching etc.

I just pull my penis inbetween my leg, cross my legs to keep it in place and just go to sleep, I am always impressed in the mornings from the way it hangs, and so the wife :) I dont do it every day, but a few times a week seems to be woring for me. keep your penis guessing is probaly the best way with most PE exersises as it learns quickly and adapts. smart little bugger concidering it has no brain :)

I think it does have a brain.
 

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I have always felt that the penis has a brain--or at least an excellent memory. :D How else do you guys think that all that blood that engorges our collective dicks comes from if not from our brains? (according to Robin Williams). You just have to be careful that you don't :dizzy::faint::zonked:
 
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Think of your dick as the string part of a womens thong. Pull it back and hide it between the cheeks and enjoy.

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Think of your dick as the string part of a womens thong. Pull it back and hide it between the cheeks and enjoy.

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oh okay thank you. 2 last questions for now, do this help with erect length? I read that it helps more with flaccid length and not erect so much. Also are there any exercises like this that can be done so easily while sitting at a computer desk?
 

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So like your dick is sore from all that tugging and you want to speed up the hrealing process and grow a big flaccid bed fowfers is your best bet. Likely the safest PE exercise you can do. Here are the instructions.

Lay on you side.
Put your flaccid penis between your legs.
Shuv a pillow up a against your ding dong to keep it in place.
Now and then switch to the other side.

Try to do these in 20 minute segments like adds or hanging.

When your done you may be turtled up a bit, this is actually a good sign. Just shake your wong dong out and you can see your handi work.

I use bed fowfers for warm ups and warm downs, it heats your grissle rather nicely. And you get a good stretch in at the same time if you stretch your wang out and put it between your legs it will stay stretched out for the duration of the exercise.

Also you can do your kegeling at this time as well, you may get partially erect. This is called blood fowfers.

The first time I tried this, I felt the pull on my suspensory ligament was way too strong. I had to lighten up the stretch to keep it from hurting. The next time I tried it, I had lubed my unit with Bio-Oil earlier in the evening and that lessened the tension and felt a lot better. Maybe because I am only a 6-week player of PE that I was trying bed fowfers too soon. In any case, I can see that this is a great stretch and easy to do.
 

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I have two main issues:

1) My penis doesn't seem to be long enough to reach my cheeks, will just tucking it under and sitting on it being fine (or should I maybe wait until I get a few newbie gains and then attempt?).
2) I hear people talking about left and right thighs, now if this is only appropriate to when lying down I think I understand - the side you lie on while doing them, am I right? - but maybe I have mis-read when I think I've seen references to people changing sides while sitting at the computer? How would this be possible?
 

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I have two main issues:

1) My penis doesn't seem to be long enough to reach my cheeks, will just tucking it under and sitting on it being fine (or should I maybe wait until I get a few newbie gains and then attempt?).
2) I hear people talking about left and right thighs, now if this is only appropriate to when lying down I think I understand - the side you lie on while doing them, am I right? - but maybe I have mis-read when I think I've seen references to people changing sides while sitting at the computer? How would this be possible?

Q!-- Don't worry about getting it between your butt cheeks thats a different exercise. Bed fowfers are for relaxing the penis and warming it up. Let it warm up for 15 minutes that way then you can try to stick it between your butt cheeks when it has warmed and become relax.

Q2--yep, you got it right.
 

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i dont get how u guts are doing them my balls keep getting in the way and start to hurt... any suggestions?
 

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Try lying on your belly. Leave your balls in the middle of your crotch but tug your unit away to one side and place it under that leg.
Lying on your side: Push your balls to the back of your legs and pinch your unit between the legs at a comfortable stretch. Find something comfortable that extends your unit without causing pain to your balls.
 

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Try lying on your belly. Leave your balls in the middle of your crotch but tug your unit away to one side and place it under that leg.
Lying on your side: Push your balls to the back of your legs and pinch your unit between the legs at a comfortable stretch. Find something comfortable that extends your unit without causing pain to your balls.


nice advice am hoping to find a nice larger plump dong when i wake up,,, jk jk
 

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what do you guys think of doing your pe workout at night then doing a bed fowfer until falling asleep?
 

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what do you guys think of doing your pe workout at night then doing a bed fowfer until falling asleep?

Sounds good to me.
 

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thank kingpole for everything. To me you're like a PE Father I always read your post and everything you say is always cristal clear. Bed Fowfer Rock I add em to my routine for sure :) What are the side effet of this stretch somesay it reduce angle of erection its true ? thank you !
 

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thank kingpole for everything. To me you're like a PE Father I always read your post and everything you say is always cristal clear. Bed Fowfer Rock I add em to my routine for sure :) What are the side effet of this stretch somesay it reduce angle of erection its true ? thank you !

It makes yourflaccid longer and atter. It also serves as a good warm up and stretch. As for angle mine sticks out at 11 o clock.
 

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Ohh nice so i dont have to worry about angle yesss let do some ahah ON DAY YIPPY :)
 

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Hi king.
Have you ever tried a bed fowfers variant fully erect? takes a bit of practice but works like a cross between a squeeze and clamping.
best i can describe it ,I am sure i read about at thunders some time ago,and decided to have a go.seems to give good unerect length stays nice and plump.should help with top end girth.as it is similar to squeeze .it can be done clamped depending on what you use to clamp.but this is pretty extreme.
the process is not much different from standard fowfer but erect. I lay on my side,raise my knees into seated position,
a tuck my penis and balls back clamping my thighs together.when you first start your erect penis will only go as far as the back of your thigh.
but overtime your ligs stretch you will find your penis will go farther back.,i must prefer my right side,as i can go fully back that side but only to back of thigh on my left.you will be surprised how far back it go's and how much stick out at back. but once mastered, by straighting your legs and squeezing thighs together the pressure is raised or lowered.the max position is face down on bed.Maybe one of the P.E vets.will have a go and give better input then this.

P.S And for the jokers here.my girlfriend though it would be fun,to mount me in this position.near broke my back;) not recommended !!! WELL !!!!! :D