Attention Humans!

[kingpole]

I barrowed my human's silly AKA. Don't worry he's out gardening in my brand new toilet. Let me introduce myself my name is Whoredog. I am a cat, a 13.7 year tortishell. I have decided to take over the world, and have succesfully done so. Now your all my servants, you will serve me kibble. Surely you heard the phrase "Dogs have masters, Cats have staff" Well its true.

I sleep 16 hours a day, please don't play country music while im meditating. If you must keep a dog keep it outside. Despite the fact dogs are on a higher order than humans just means i prefer humans for pets. But i can vasolate from one to the other.

That is all for now, i must eat kibble. Oh yes keep in mind that Jon Pop is a little blue bird.

Serve me well and you won't be eaten.....

Yours Truly Whoredog.

 

[Closed039]

This might help you...

https://lp.thewatershed.com/pgs_google/prgm_mens.php?gclid=CLfE8fOI5KcCFc165QodQglc-Q

 

[kingpole]

I don't think my human would like being with all those men. Meow! .....I did a little job behind the wood stove would you care to clean it up. It is still rather soft and stinky.

 

[MrBigDick]

Hey Whoredog, your owner is very special...........lol

 

[ManWithPlan]

I was like wtf?? until I see this is in the Gym section.

 

[Pegasus]

Hello whoredog I am c 'monster also a cat. Do you also have to bite your humans when they are slow to serve you?

 

[CUSP82]

Who's been drinking this early?

 

[Batwoman]

How do cats and ducks get along?

 

[CUSP82]

OFF TOPIC! ( and they yell at me when I do it)

 

[kingpole]

Now that i got your attention.....ooops i ate a bug and it has a bad aftertaste.

 

[MrBigDick]

Now that i got your attention.....ooops i ate a bug and it has a bad aftertaste.

wow..................lol

 

[blink2000]

I barrowed my human's silly AKA. Don't worry he's out gardening in my brand new toilet. Let me introduce myself my name is Whoredog. I am a cat, a 13.7 year tortishell. I have decided to take over the world, and have succesfully done so. Now your all my servants, you will serve me kibble. Surely you heard the phrase "Dogs have masters, Cats have staff" Well its true.

I sleep 16 hours a day, please don't play country music while im meditating. If you must keep a dog keep it outside. Despite the fact dogs are on a higher order than humans just means i prefer humans for pets. But i can vasolate from one to the other.

That is all for now, i must eat kibble. Oh yes keep in mind that Jon Pop is a little blue bird.

Serve me well and you won't be eaten.....

Yours Truly Whoredog.

I am entertained -- I can't even imagine how you came up with this.

op2:

 

[MrBigDick]

I am entertained -- I can't even imagine how you came up with this.

op2:

It's what happens when you have an idle mind................

 

[Dante311]

nomnomnom

grasshoppers good, yes. yes they is. tastey!

 

[kingpole]

nomnomnom

grasshoppers good, yes. yes they is. tastey!

Meow!

Finaly, a human that actually likes to eat grasshoppers!

 

[Hanma]

How do cats and ducks get along?

Ducks have got biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig dicks and a cat's nickname is pussy.

 

[kingpole]

It's what happens when you have an idle mind................

Are you saying my favortite human has a low shift brain? You could be right about that. Meow!

 

[kingpole]

Ducks have got biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig dicks and a cat's nickname is pussy.

Ducks are more intelegent than humans. Besides pressed duck taste good, but pressed human taste like sh*t. Meow!

 

[kingpole]

I do have pics of myself.

 

[kingpole]

Here is another pic of me during therapy.