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[MrBigDick]

^ Eww, doin it during is one thing, eating it is out of the question!

Perhaps I have my terms incorrect then, by "red wings" I meant doing while she was on her period.........if "red wings" implies giving oral during that time of the month, oh HELL no...........

 

[Grendel08]

Yeah, cause it makes your mouth appear the have red wings when you're done...I forget what the sex during is called...

 

[Grendel08]

Disregard google says either while menstruating

 

[MrBigDick]

Yeah, cause it makes your mouth appear the have red wings when you're done...I forget what the sex during is called...

Ah, good to know. Well, whatever the term is for sex during the monthly cycle, I've got that one down..........can't say I'll ever do it again but..........

 

[Steve23]

Taking a dip in the red sea. Heh

 

[MrBigDick]

Taking a dip in the red sea. Heh

Guilty as charged.......I think back on that now and can't help but feel extremely bad for the poor maid who cleaned up the hotel room..........

 

[Steve23]

Lol, all I can picture is a crime scene with no corpses

 

[Closed039]

Fucking sick.

 

[MrBigDick]

Fucking sick.

Yeah, it kinda was. It's something I'll never forget, that's for damn sure.

Now, let's get this thread back onto the topic of anal sex.

 

[Steve23]

Anal sex: Saves maids from messy crime scene like cleanups.

 

[Grendel08]

^ not if done improperly!!( yuck!)

 

[BigO]

Going to buy my lube tonight on the way to hockey. The adult store is on the way andmy women says shell try it again. We had tried before and once or twice it was OK, she has had an orgasm once but I always had to get out right away because she saidit had to come out and that it hurt, she said it felt good while we were doing it but immedialtely after she was not happy.
After I gained in girth she said never again but this thread has helped her to reconsider. I will be gentle caring and slow and i will have the right stuff. Hope it works but if not I know she has put the effort in and if she still doesnt want to after this I can live without it, its more important for her to like it then for me to get it just to say I did.

 

[BigO]

Perhaps I have my terms incorrect then, by "red wings" I meant doing while she was on her period.........if "red wings" implies giving oral during that time of the month, oh HELL no...........

I got my redwings, on fricken accident and I was not super happy, yuckity yuck yuck

 

[TTBB]

if she still doesnt want to after this I can live without it, its more important for her to like it then for me to get it just to say I did.

Good man.

 

[Closed039]

Is there some protocol that a woman should undergo before engaging in anal sex. A cleaning of the pipes, so to speak. On one hand, you don't want to be stuffed to the brim with sh*t, but on the other, I imagine it would be less than optimal to have just recently defecated. So how goes it?

 

[MrBigDick]

Is there some protocol that a woman should undergo before engaging in anal sex. A cleaning of the pipes, so to speak. On one hand, you don't want to be stuffed to the brim with sh*t, but on the other, I imagine it would be less than optimal to have just recently defecated. So how goes it?

I would PRESUME you need to thoroughly clean the pipes..........especially if you're going to bang her anally and then she's going to take your dick in her mouth AFTER it's been up her ass..........

 

[sweetie52]

I find it interesting that there is a special lube specifically geared towards anal sex. Had I decided to give it a go, I would've just gotten my normal bottle of lube out but from what I'm reading here, that may not have sufficed. Interesting.[/QUO

I was thinking the same thing. Question- Why would anyone want to use a lube with lidocaine in it-a topical anesthetic ? Isn't sex supposed to be enjoyable? When I have sex, I want to feel everything, being totally engaged. Lidocaine is numbing perhaps? Why would anyone want to be numb before receiving someone? Totally opposite in thinking, yes?

 

[Going411x7]

The Mrs.has always refused to take it in her mouth--she would definitely not consider taking it up the arse. I NEVER minded intercourse while she was having her period. The blood just added to the lubrication. Guess you could call me a "bloody horned up bastard."

 

[Steve23]

Is there some protocol that a woman should undergo before engaging in anal sex. A cleaning of the pipes, so to speak. On one hand, you don't want to be stuffed to the brim with sh*t, but on the other, I imagine it would be less than optimal to have just recently defecated. So how goes it?

Google 'vinegar colon cleanse'

 

[MrBigDick]

The Mrs.has always refused to take it in her mouth--she would definitely not consider taking it up the arse. I NEVER minded intercourse while she was having her period. The blood just added to the lubrication. Guess you could call me a "bloody horned up bastard."

Wow, you're wife wouldn't ever give you oral g4? My ex gave me oral once and it was half assed at best............in contradiction, my last serious gf couldn't keep my dick out of her mouth.....

I did it twice whilst my then gf was on her period..........I did ok as long as I didn't look down or think about it......otherwise, it was all over if I did......