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Pirate
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Pirate
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LeBron's next Be Like Mike move: playing two sports. His best choice is hockey, 'cuz they only play three periods.
GTO
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meh ... they been shouted from the rooftops from every sports radio outlet in the world ... I think we're all in "LBJ joke overload" right now ...
Pirate
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Come and listen to the story of a man named LeBron
A High School kid who really had it going on
Then one day shooting hoops with his crew
and up from his agent all the offers flew.
Cleveland.....that is... Black Gold, NBA Money
Well the first thing you know LeBron's a millionaire
His agent said "Cleveland, get the hell out of there"
He said Florida is the place you outta be
so he loaded up the Porsche and he moved to Miami
Swimming' pools, Dwayne Wade
But now it's time to say good-bye to LeBron and all his kin
and the NBA would like to thank you all for dropping in
you're all invited back next year to this locality
the watch the Biggest loser that you'll will ever see.
Ya all come back now, hear..,,
A High School kid who really had it going on
Then one day shooting hoops with his crew
and up from his agent all the offers flew.
Cleveland.....that is... Black Gold, NBA Money
Well the first thing you know LeBron's a millionaire
His agent said "Cleveland, get the hell out of there"
He said Florida is the place you outta be
so he loaded up the Porsche and he moved to Miami
Swimming' pools, Dwayne Wade
But now it's time to say good-bye to LeBron and all his kin
and the NBA would like to thank you all for dropping in
you're all invited back next year to this locality
the watch the Biggest loser that you'll will ever see.
Ya all come back now, hear..,,
I'm perfectly fine with beating, thrashing, and urinating on that dead horse all summer.
I'm from the UK so I don't know about Lebron James, what has happened?
I want in on the jokes!!
Sup novelty I'm digging the quote, pic, and name. Is that a reference to Novelty Theory?
GTO
Retired Moderator, PEGym Editor, PEGym Hero
Oh! Don't you know it. It's gonna be a looooooooooooong summer for that guy. Between the lockout and the Finals, that idiot ass Skip Bayless will rant til his head explodes! Can't stand that guy!!! LOL!!!
Not much man, tryin to get my dick bigger haha I'm dyin over here. Thanks I appreciate it. No it's not, I came up with that screen name when I was a little kid about 9 years ago. I just liked new and creative ideas. But I am familiar with the theory though. I love the mind, the universe, psychedelics and all that. I think I watched an interesting video of Joe Rogan talking about Novelty Theory. Do you know about DMT?
Yeah man thats why I mentioned novelty theory and Terence Mckenna is my dude...
I was watching the Anthony Weiner press conference and this dude was literally standing up screaming "Mr. Weiner are you more than 7 inches??? We need to know? More or less than 7 inches???" Fucking hilarious.
GTO
Retired Moderator, PEGym Editor, PEGym Hero
Now that's funny! The guy should've started in on his "package" - Weiner kept tweeting this one girl about his "package getting respect" ... silly stuff!! LOL!
Ok, so one sunny afternoon in farmer Browns barnyard things are going about as usual.
Cows are grazing in the pasture, goats are playing in their pens, the horse is munching on some hay and the chicken is pecking around for bugs.
Suddenly the horse calls out in urgency, "(whinny whinny)...chicken, help me for I have fallen into a puddle and I can't get out. Quick, run and get the farmer and the tractor to pull me out before I drown (whinny whinny)".
The chicken sees the horse in this dire predictement and quickly runs to the farm house to get the farmer and the tractor to pull out horse before he drowns.
"Peck peck peck" upon the door and the farmers wife opens the door to see the chicken looking up at her. "(cluck cluck cluck)...quick get the farmer and the tractor for the horse has fallen into the puddle, we must save him before he drowns...(cluck cluck cluck)". The farmers wife looks down and says to the chicken, "I'm sorry but farmer Brown has gone to town with the tractor"..."no time" responds the chicken as he runs to the barn to grab the farmers BMW and a chain to pull out the horse.
Chicken wheels up to the puddle, throws the chain around the hitch and tosses it to the horse and says "quick, grab hold of the chain and I'll pull you to safety before you drown...(cluck cluck cluck)".
The horse grabs hold of the chain and chicken pulls him free. The grateful horse thank's the chicken, "(whinny whinny)...chicken, you have saved my life, I am forever grateful....(whinny whinny)".
The next day, things are going about normal around the barnyard when suddenly chicken calls out "(cluck cluck cluck)...horse, I have fallen into the puddle and can't get out, quick get the BMW and a chain a pull me to safety before I drown..(cluck cluck cluck)".
Horse walks over and looks down at the chicken, "(whinny)....I don't need no BMW and chain...(whinny)", as he steps across the puddle and drops his cock down to the chicken. "(whinny)...grab hold of my cock chicken and I'll carry you to safety...(whinny)".
Chicken looks up reluctantly at horses huge cock hanging down and grabs hold as horse pulls him from the puddle. "(cluck cluck cluck)...horse you have saved my life, I am forever grateful (cluck cluck cluck)".
The end.
The moral of this story is...you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks when you are hung like a horse.
Cows are grazing in the pasture, goats are playing in their pens, the horse is munching on some hay and the chicken is pecking around for bugs.
Suddenly the horse calls out in urgency, "(whinny whinny)...chicken, help me for I have fallen into a puddle and I can't get out. Quick, run and get the farmer and the tractor to pull me out before I drown (whinny whinny)".
The chicken sees the horse in this dire predictement and quickly runs to the farm house to get the farmer and the tractor to pull out horse before he drowns.
"Peck peck peck" upon the door and the farmers wife opens the door to see the chicken looking up at her. "(cluck cluck cluck)...quick get the farmer and the tractor for the horse has fallen into the puddle, we must save him before he drowns...(cluck cluck cluck)". The farmers wife looks down and says to the chicken, "I'm sorry but farmer Brown has gone to town with the tractor"..."no time" responds the chicken as he runs to the barn to grab the farmers BMW and a chain to pull out the horse.
Chicken wheels up to the puddle, throws the chain around the hitch and tosses it to the horse and says "quick, grab hold of the chain and I'll pull you to safety before you drown...(cluck cluck cluck)".
The horse grabs hold of the chain and chicken pulls him free. The grateful horse thank's the chicken, "(whinny whinny)...chicken, you have saved my life, I am forever grateful....(whinny whinny)".
The next day, things are going about normal around the barnyard when suddenly chicken calls out "(cluck cluck cluck)...horse, I have fallen into the puddle and can't get out, quick get the BMW and a chain a pull me to safety before I drown..(cluck cluck cluck)".
Horse walks over and looks down at the chicken, "(whinny)....I don't need no BMW and chain...(whinny)", as he steps across the puddle and drops his cock down to the chicken. "(whinny)...grab hold of my cock chicken and I'll carry you to safety...(whinny)".
Chicken looks up reluctantly at horses huge cock hanging down and grabs hold as horse pulls him from the puddle. "(cluck cluck cluck)...horse you have saved my life, I am forever grateful (cluck cluck cluck)".
The end.
The moral of this story is...you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks when you are hung like a horse.
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THE PENIS ASKS FOR A PAY RISE: I hereby request a pay rise because I do physical labour at great
depths. I don't get weekends or public holidays off. I work in a wet environment in a dark place
that has poor ventilation. I work in high temperatures and my work exposes me to contagious
diseases. Yours sincerely, Mr. P. Niss.
Response: After considering your request and the arguments
raised we reject it for the following reasons: You need to be stimulated into starting work. You are
part time and fall asleep after brief work periods. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end
of your shift and you don't observe safety rules such as protective clothing. You can't work double
shifts and you often dribble. Yours sincerely, Ms. V. Gina.
depths. I don't get weekends or public holidays off. I work in a wet environment in a dark place
that has poor ventilation. I work in high temperatures and my work exposes me to contagious
diseases. Yours sincerely, Mr. P. Niss.
Response: After considering your request and the arguments
raised we reject it for the following reasons: You need to be stimulated into starting work. You are
part time and fall asleep after brief work periods. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end
of your shift and you don't observe safety rules such as protective clothing. You can't work double
shifts and you often dribble. Yours sincerely, Ms. V. Gina.
