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This is a bore. Well, at last I won't have to post my dick pics that I promised. That's me in disguise, guys!!! :pound:
 

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I'm all for closing this thread. Any more takers?
 

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Yeah id love to see what it looks like after a pumping session, if theres a pump that would even fit him. Even if it ain't the biggest, its still a big ass dick. Compare it with his arm...
 

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It's about the same size as my cousins.
 

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i watched a documentry about him a couple of years ago, its definitely real. he was walking around with light colored skin tight leather trousers proudly displaying his 9.5'' floppy cock!! most people he walked past found it funny rather than a turn on
 

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I'm not picking through this thread so I don't know if its been mentioned or not, but Falcon was on the Howard Stern show and he wouldn't drop trou for them. I'm not doubting that his penis is enormous but c'mon 13.5 inches?
 

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I'd like to comment on the picture with the ruler and why do I think it's (to some extend) photoshopped. When you hold your dick like this, erect, look at your unit and what do you see? You'll see skin irregularities, you'll see veins, skin texture and so on. In my case (I'm not cut) you'll even see little wrinkles of foreskin behind my glans. I have to pull the skin back to be stretched.

Look at the finger and hands, you see some of the skin texture, wrinkles on the fingers and so on... but the dick looks totally even in color and texture, exactly like a photoshopped butt from a girl from cheap nude site, sorry.
Oh, actually it is not perfectly even. If you follow the link provided
http://www.angelfire.com/weird2/fake/
take a look at the change in color (from light pink to dark pink) behind the glans and also above the thumb. It seems like made from two pictures.
Also look at the hand, the hand is in good quality, you see wrinkles, you see even the hair very good. Not the dick, dick is very blurry...

To sum up, the proof with the rectangles is dubious, but read what I think and than take a look at the picture. And why is that stupid plastic bag on the ruler?
Personally I think it was made from 2 pictures, one bone pressed, one at the glans around 10' mark, then fixed together. The plastic bag is there so the measurements in the middle are not readable > easier to join the two pieces of ruler together.
After writing all this, I think it's 'shopped ;)

my 2 cents.

I have a program that detects and can undo photoshop work. It's been manipulated, as have a few recent photos posted on this website.
 

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I have a program that detects and can undo photoshop work. It's been manipulated, as have a few recent photos posted on this website.

Now I'm gonna call bullshit on THIS...is such a program even available?

If it is true...and I'm willing to believe it is possible with proof, I dare you to call out the people that photoshopped pictures on this website.
 

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i swear to god its true!!!! i watched the documentry on either channel 4 or 5 a couple of years ago, he has a full 13.5'' cock and a 9.5'' floppy(over twice as big as my boner :(), i know it is unbelievable but its true!!!
 

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Now I'm gonna call bullshit on THIS...is such a program even available?

If it is true...and I'm willing to believe it is possible with proof, I dare you to call out the people that photoshopped pictures on this website.

There is even websites that do the same thing. The websites can't undo photoshop, but can detect where and what type of alterations were done. Just google it. It's not bullshit! And I'm not here to call anyone out. I'm here to learn....if people want to lie, that's their business.
 

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Now I'm gonna call bullshit on THIS...is such a program even available?

If it is true...and I'm willing to believe it is possible with proof, I dare you to call out the people that photoshopped pictures on this website.

I'd second this (would that be a double dare? :D). Especially if any were 'proof' shots of sorts.
 

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*Cloaked figure applies chloroform rag to Darin's face, drags him away. Thread deleted and Darin never heard from again.*
 

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for sale, bottle of chloroform and one rag, just kidding but to be honest I dont believe its that big. My wifes got very tiny hands, her wedding ring is size 3 1/2 and if youve shopped rings the average size for a woman is 6 or seven, her feet are size 4 1/2 and we often get her shoes in the kid section. I think I married her because of how my dick looks in her hands (kidding). The point I am making is that I could get a picture of her holding me bone pressed at the right angles and I could convince non informed ones that I had an 8 inch ding dong and I am not even 7 inches(yet) so I cant believe that picture of mandingo proves hes even 10 inches, I do think Jonas Falcon is under 13 as well. I wouold drop my drawers if some one doubted me and I could prove them wrong. I would always make a 100 dollar wager before I dropped em and I would be loaded by now.
 
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Jonah Falcon should start off with JP's 90 day program ;)
 
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