Which actor does your cock look like

[schlittle]

Hi everyone

Which one of these actors does your cock most look like?

Mine will be jackie chan, average but superhard.

Feel free to come up with different actors who your cock looks like. For example, after some workouts my cock turtles so much it looks like mini me's shorter brother.

 

[closed149]

Will Smith, tall and muscular (it's pretty veiny).

Only thing is it's not black lol

 

[Hanma]

I don't usually see faces when I stare at my cock.

And sadly it doesn't look like any actor. =/ It's waaaaaaaaaay better than Russell Brand, though.

 

[ErictheGed]

There was a funny clip of Russell Brand years ago when he was up on a car roof during a protest, pulled his pants down then realised he was turtling SEVERELY. Hes actually done pretty well to bounce back from that i suppose.

 

[Hanma]

Or over compensated, perhaps.

 

[JFPowertop]

I hope no one thinks their unit looks like Steve Buscemi (Con Air/Fargo).

 

[vulcan]

Hugh Jackman.

Resistant to girth gains.

 

[Tylerdurden46]

Arnie in Terminator.

Very big. Very hard. Keeps going relentlessly. And even when he's soft, he's still a big guy.

 

[HelpMeGetBig]

wow sadddddddddddddd

 

[Tylerdurden46]

Arnie in Terminator.

Very big. Very hard. Keeps going relentlessly. And even when he's soft, he's still a big guy.

 

[schlittle]

Arnie in Terminator.

Very big. Very hard. Keeps going relentlessly. And even when he's soft, he's still a big guy.

Lol, i've just checked your photos and one day it looks your dick will look like BIG FOOT! (12 inches):biggrin1::thumb:

 

[schlittle]

IS THIS THE WORST POLL QUESTION EVER ASKED ON PEGYM EVER?

Unless any pegymers can point me to a worst poll question than this? then i think it is probably the worst poll question ever asked at pegym.

Although i am kinda proud of it's pointlessness lol.

 

[schlittle]

wow sadddddddddddddd

Thank you

 

[wind chill]

this is lame.No offence to the OP but it would be better if it was "what actor do you look like"

 

[schlittle]

this is lame.No offence to the OP but it would be better if it was "what actor do you look like"

Yes this is lame.

But i wrongly thought that everybody would be able to go with the ridiculous flow of this. For example average height actor with stocky build would be average size dick which was thick.

Unfortunately some can't understand this and say "but my cock doesn't look like an actor"

Some do understand my ridiculous question and have gone along with it but with others my question has totally flown over there head.

Never mind though i'll get over it.

 

[NP97]

Dolf Lungren.

 

[ErictheGed]

Van Damme.

 

[vulcan]

A friend of mine, knows a guy who knocked out Van Damme in a night club fracas in the 90's.

No offence Eric!

 

[ErictheGed]

Ah well thats that, i'm changing mine. Ray Winstone. The guv'nor!

 

[NP97]

Lou Farigno?