WTF is going on in my pants, this stuffs amazing sh't

[mister]

Hey guys .

I can't very well shout it from rooftops so I'll shout to you guys instead.
I need new underwear I swear . I'm trying to work over the last week or two actually I have to reach in and adjust non stop.

One of the funny things is in being uncut , not only is my flaccid growing but my foreskin is too , everything drags in clothing. I'll need readjusting as soon as I get up again !

And another thing , an erection is literally jumping , hasn't done that for yrs.

This stuff is good isn't it there's no doubt, me thinks it mazing . And , would you believe incidentally, this is actually my pe midweek day off yet, I've had to shift this f'cker about all damn day long , it's trying to grow.

Thanks guys , I feel better now .

 

[Pirate]

Laughing!
Congratulations!
Sounds like you should celebrate by going underwear shopping...
HUZZAH!!

 

[Going411x7]

Congrats! Or better yet, just go commando and let it hang down in all its renewed glory. :clap2::clapping::common001::dwarf:

 

[mister]

Thanks guys , actually I think I'm basically repeating myself, again, but eh , it is a weird thing to go through at the beginning isn't it , despite what you read who would of thought !

 

[Pirate]

Thanks guys , actually I think I'm basically repeating myself, again, but eh , it is a weird thing to go through at the beginning isn't it , despite what you read who would of thought !

Ain't it the truth!

 

[mister]

Someone just mentioned boxers , might look into them I think .

 

[Unit]

Good for you pop a zipper or two while your at it. :Cool2:

 

[NP97]

Boxers are nice. Don't go commando unless you want a big outline of cock showing off to everyone.

 

[Going411x7]

I just took a cock pic of my flaccid hanging out of my jeans. Now I have to get my software up and running so that I can post it. I'm very proud of it. :a025:

 

[GetBgR]

I just took a cock pic of my flaccid hanging out of my jeans. Now I have to get my software up and running so that I can post it. I'm very proud of it. :a025:

G4 you have a legendary penis...This is going to sound horrible, but id love to see it purely to see something that big.

 

[Going411x7]

G4 you have a legendary penis...This is going to sound horrible, but id love to see it purely to see something that big.

I dunno about legendary, but your wish is my command, if I can only get this friggin' software up and running.

 

[mister]

Yeah I second that one you'll have to get us a pic of that thing.

Good luck with the software , just show it who's boss.

 

[Minuteman]

Not to hijack the topic but i just noticed something. When i lay down and measure myself i'm 15cm. When i sit I'm 15 cm. But when i get up i'm 14cm?

 

[Going411x7]

That's not so unusual, Minuteman. I get shorter measurements when I am sitting.

 

[Flanker6]

Yeah I'm actually longer when I'm sitting or laying than standing up. I think it just has to do with your fat pad and the groin muscle. Its more tense when you're standing so something like a BP measurement may be more difficult. At least that's my amateur hypothesis.

And congrats mister! I once popped a boner while walking, talk about random erections!

 

[IClone]

I ate indian food last night.My dick wouldn't go down.Went for PE,ended up masturbating.

All because of spicy indian food.

 

[mister]

Not to hijack the topic but i just noticed something. When i lay down and measure myself i'm 15cm. When i sit I'm 15 cm. But when i get up i'm 14cm?

I'd ask for my money back !

No it changes all the time depending on our position .

Cheers

 

[mister]

I ate indian food last night.My dick wouldn't go down.Went for PE,ended up masturbating.

All because of spicy indian food.

Huu , wonder if there's anything in that.

Last time I had Indian I wound up racing across the room for the bathroom in a big hurry, threw up everywhere . All was well until I bit into this very mean onion , dunno what thy put in the thing ..

 

[All2Real]

Congratulations