so last night i was grooming myself (genitals) and without any notice or knocking my girlfriends mother walks in and sees what im doing. just thought it would be a funny read for you guys and gals out there.
i looked at her like "what the fuck" and she said sorry and closed the door. so then my girlfriend goes to talk to her and she says " tell him not to be embarrassed or feel awkward, i didnt see anything"...and i see her pretty much everyday i even work at the same place
Is the mother good looking too? I once fucked a mother and daughter the same night. Those bitches liked to have killed me trying to outfuck and outsuck each other.
I had something close to this but it was my sister-inlaw. When we were young and in college she saw me skinny dipping one time. Then, 20 years later, walks in on me in the bathroom. She mutters "excuse me", steps back out shutting the door. Then long pause, reopens the door and stands there. Finally she says, " I had no idea you were hung like this" and walks out. Never brings it up again.
