Come on you pussy woupt blokes! Now what kind of provisons do yoou keep out in the doghouse for those long stays?
In The dog House
- Thread starter kingpole
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BooHooing? I'm not boohooing about my ex hell no! I'm too busy fuckin my sexy boyfriend to boohoo about a looser I use to be with.
I got in a argument with this girl 30 seconds after we had sex . I was taking the condom off just as she was doing that wobble head thing girls do when they are on a roll . I said ah sh*t, and threw the condom at her, it got tangled up in her hair perm like , really curly plus long , and man o man she got REALLY mad .
Growing don't you know that cum will straighten out a perm......When will you learn boy! That will be a week in the doghouse w/o pussy for a day or so.
What your not in the dog house Radiohead.....Gee i thinnk i hear static yout station is tweeking out!
When I was 15 this girl came to visit her parents who lived next door to my family. She was a very full figured 21 year old.One day I was a little to horny to resist giving it to her. So I strike up some small talk and begin to make her laugh and flirt a little. Its not long before we are in her bed .I banged her for awhile before bending her over and hitting it from behind.Just as im about to cum the damn bed snaps in half. Its to late to stop now so I regain my composure , get another grip on her over sized ass and give it another 30 seconds till I shoot a load as big as one of her titties.
The worst part about this whole thing was .There was one wall separating her bedroom from her parents bedroom.So not only did they hear the belly slapping ,moaning and grunting , they heard the bed snap like a 747 fell out of the sky onto it.A year goes by and my older sister casually mentioned the girl wrote her and told her she had a baby boy. I always wondered about that.
The worst part about this whole thing was .There was one wall separating her bedroom from her parents bedroom.So not only did they hear the belly slapping ,moaning and grunting , they heard the bed snap like a 747 fell out of the sky onto it.A year goes by and my older sister casually mentioned the girl wrote her and told her she had a baby boy. I always wondered about that.
Will all guys fuck anything? You know, women assume that you have some level of attraction for us if your fucking us...apparently I was in the dark up to this point.
Uh, I think pussy is pussy to most guys regardless of their age! (I am going to start analyzing these photos more closely and see if I can detect any similarities between them and you, Pa!)
