Dr. PhibbysHammer's, Phree Philanthropic Philosophy of Phallic Phacts and Phigures

[PhibbysHammer]

This past week I received an email from an anonymous person with a unique concern. Following is a copy of the email along with my reply.

Dear Dr. PhibbysHammer,
Lately I've been waking up with very strong erections in the morning. Though this would be welcomed by many I'm sure, I am concerned as there has been a strange occurance for the past several days. One morning I'll wake up and my dick will be making a teepee under the covers, then the next morning it will be making more of a wigwam. This cycle has been repeating itself for the last several days. Any idea what's wrong?
Thanks, Anonymous

Dear Anonymous,
You suffer a common symptom of penol stress which is shared by many men, "le pénis fait deux tentes". To put it in laymen's terms, Your Penis is Two Tents. You need to relax and relieve the tent'sion by blowing a few extra loads this week.

 

[JonPop]

Again, I am Toe-taly in awe.
If he was making an igloo, would that mean his wife is frigid?

 

[PhibbysHammer]

Again, I am Toe-taly in awe.
If he was making an igloo, would that mean his wife is frigid?

Ahhhhhhh, Phridgidity, another subject worthy of expose'.

 

[JonPop]

Well Dr. Give us the um..Cold hard facts.

 

[PhibbysHammer]

Phridgidity:
1 a : intensely cold
b : lacking warmth or ardor : indifferent
2 : lacking imaginative qualities : insipid
3 a : abnormally averse to sexual intercourse —used especially of women
b of a female : unable to achieve orgasm during sexual intercourse

We'll concentrate our phocus on #3 as it pertains to sexuality.
my remarks are underlined and embedded in this report which can be found at Causes of Frigidity - Treat Female Sexual Dysfunctions Naturally
What is Frigidity?

Frigidity is broadly used to refer to a low libido (sex drive) in women. This term is often used incorrectly to describe a woman who is emotionally cold or does not respond to her partner’s sexual advances. (maybe she is pissed off)
A lack of sexual desire can be psychologically embedded in a person’s subconscious and linked to greater issues that should be addressed or discussed. In some cases women may experience low libido and refuse or avoid sexual intimacy or they may endure it without being able to reach orgasm, finding little pleasure in the act. (maybe you aren't pressing the right buttons or measuring up to the task or maybe she's just pissed off)
In other cases, women may have difficulty being aroused or sex may even cause considerable pain or discomfort (a large penis can cause this and maybe she's just pissed off and stressed). But whether the root cause is emotional or physical, frigidity can result in conflict and strain in even the most secure relationships.

So the one common denominator I see in all cases is the possibility that SHE'S JUST PISSED OFF. Why is she pissed off? This can be one or many of a gazillion factors and men have been trying to solve this enigma for centuries. Women get pissed off for the smallest of reasons. For instance her best friend's hubby is cheating on her so now all men are pigs. The next door neighbor bought his wife a new car , so her man is a cheapscape. The girl at work was proposed to by a rich doctor, so why can't she have a rich doctor too. The soap opera star is dying of some strange disease and she's depressed. An old High School foe hit the jackpot with a rich banker and is living the life of luxury.................the list goes on and on..........................The best advice I can give is to just know that she is better pissed off than pissed on and men are by far at a disadvantage in trying to not piss off their women. A wise old man told me once the secret to a lasting relationship..............."Right off I told her that she had to do everything I told her, and all I told her to do was whatever she wanted and she has ever since".

 

[Max Powers]

Waiting with master baited breath.

Heh, ummm...*shakes head*...never mind I don't want to know. Hey KP chomp any tasty noobs lately?

 

[PhibbysHammer]

Today I define "Excessive Unhealthy Masturbation"

You have injured your dick and it is in pain and you can't achieve a full erection. You fear nerve damage from strenuous exersizes you had performed earlier. Yet in spite of all of this you proceed to Masturbate for 6 hours until finally ejaculating. This is most certainly
"Excessive Unhealthy Masturbation".

 

[PhibbysHammer]

The Phabulous Phucking Tip of the week comes from growing4her.......................

AdrenalPE44: "Would doing PE during the winter months hinder gains significantly? I go to school in Minneapolis, MN (yes, it is cold as the inverse of hell), and it will get F'ing COLD during the winter. :O"

Response by growing4her: "Try to PE inside as much as possible. When you must PE outside wear gloves"

This earns growing4her an honorary PHD (PhibbysHammer Diploma) in Phallic Philosophy

 

[JonPop]

Oh Waaah, I want one of those for my wall. I have a Phrominate Phlace to Phut it.

 

[PhibbysHammer]

You Sir are the Master and hold the Master's Degree. I enjoy the shade of the great shadow you cast , in which I study and perfect my Phallic Knowledge base.

 

[fun4me2_yk]

I love the tip on cold weather PE'ing. Wondering how cold it gets in minneapolis because here in the great white north of canada (yellowknife, NWT, its up by alaska, look it up lol) it gets down to -40 or colder. Faereheit or Celcius you say? It don't matter, they meet at minus 40. That's usually without the wind. So that said, I would like to read your discussion on the effects of Wind Chill Phactor on Gains during PE. Also, fantastic thread, growing my penis and meeting truly entertaining and helpful people, who knew?

 

[JonPop]

Man, what the fuck do you do in Yellow Knife? That's out in the boondocks.

Doesn't the "Ice Road" run through there? Saw the series on Ice road truckers. Yeah, buddy
it gets fookin cold up there. Well, you can do a lot of PE and chat on these forums, so this will give you something to do. Glad to have you as a member.

 

[fun4me2_yk]

yes Ice road truckers season one was filmed here. I see two of the people involved quite regularly, Alex and the young guy who hauls the big stuff. And yes, it get FOOOOKIn cold up here. I work for the military. Nice to be here JP thanks.

 

[PhibbysHammer]

I live in Phlorida where the temperature ranges around 75-85 degrees 10 months out of the year on average. While sitting on my phront porch PE'ing a cool breeze is always welcome and actually enhances my session. I would never attempt to PE on a porch in a colder climate such as Canada during winter months, however if someone did, I would reccomend the phollowing:
1. Heated gloves
2. Heat generating lotion
3. Adequate wind breaks
4. A large heater or Phire
5. Phrostbite first aid kit
6. Psychological evaluation

Warning: Phrostbite is one of the leading causes of phallus phailure in the phrigid phreezing climates of the phar north.

 

[JonPop]

What do you do when your Phee Phee gets Phrostbitten?

 

[PhibbysHammer]

Source: Frostbite › In Depth (ABC Science)
In frostbite, the living tissue literally freezes. If you've ever left a full bottle of water in the freezer, the ice expands breaking the glass bottle. In the same way, freezing causes mechanical damage to the cells as the ice expands. Other complications include dehydration of the tissues, and lack of oxygen. The follow up is not pretty - the red blood cells get torn apart, the small blood vessels develop clots, and the tissue can die giving you gangrene.
Frostbite usually happens to the extremities such as the tip of the nose, or the toes, fingers and ears. The frost-bitten body part is usually white, hard, cold and bloodless. The skin is rigid, so it's difficult to work out how deep the freezing extends. And in most cases, there's no sensation of pain so the victim may not even know that they are suffering frostbite.
The prognosis is good if the frostbite lasts only for a short time, and the thawing process is soon begun. And if blisters do develop, the outlook is better if they're pink. At the other extreme, things are grim when there's a long time delay before thawing happens, and when the thawing is done by heating the body parts with too much heat, for example, more than 45°C. Dark blisters are a bad sign as well. Worst of all is when the frostbite is followed by thawing which is then followed by refreezing - this almost always means that body parts have to be amputated.
But even if amputation is not needed, the victim can be left with loss of sensation in the affected parts, reduced subcutaneous fat, persistent deep pain, increased sweating and limited joint movements.
The best treatment is to bring the frost-bitten parts back to normal body temperature as soon as possible. So you should definitely not add really hot water, nor should you try to warm the frost-bitten area by rubbing it - because hard rubbing can damage the cell structure of the tissues that have been frozen. And completely ignore the myth that you should rub the frost-bitten parts with snow or ice. Just simply plunge the frost-bitten hands,feet ot penis into a warm water bath.

 

[JonPop]

So, what I get from this is; You should never Jelq a phrostbitten phallaus, it might phall off.

 

[PhibbysHammer]

A phitting phinal summation indeed!!

 

[Max Powers]

I live in Phlorida where the temperature ranges around 75-85 degrees 10 months out of the year on average.


I don't knows where the phuck you lives in Phlorida, but here in Jacksonville it's always hot as phuck. Pheaky hot man. Phully a phull on hot box. My phlaccid always hangs low.

 

[PhibbysHammer]

Capitalist Grow bigger dicks

Capitalist Grow bigger dicks

If you are sensitive and prone to having your pheelings hurt or you simply can't control your temper when you disagree with someone then I suggest you CHANGE THE PHUCKIN CHANNEL NOW.

:usa2:
Here at our PE Gym community we exhibit the traits and characteristics of what makes a free capitalist economy the most fair and
reasonable economic system I know of.

1. Since we are capitalist Penis Growers, we have to work and labor to be rewarded with growth.
2. The success we have is directly proportionate to the time and effort we put into it.
3. No one forces us to work, we choose to. We also choose when, where and how we do this.
4. If we don't work, we don't get rewarded.
5. If we screw our dick up, no one else has to pay for it, we suffer for our own mistakes.
6. Some of us are born with a silver dick in our pants, but we don't get punished for it.
7. No one else's dick grows from your hard work, but your own.
8. You're never forced to work on someone else's dick growth.
9. No one will cut portions of your dick off to give to anyone else.
10. Our leader and elected officials can't take our dicks from us or tell us what we can do with them.
11. Our leader and elected officials are responsible for working to grow their own dicks.
12. There's no limit on how big you can grow your dick.
13. Even the smallest dicks have the opportunity to be improved with free access to all the tools and information needed.
14. There's a huge demand for bigger dicks and a very low supply which makes a big dick much more valuable.
15. You have a right to Keep and Bare your big dick.
16. You can't be judged and punished by the size of your dick.

:whip: :rule1:
In contrast a Socialist PE Gym would be far different.out:

1. You could complain and whine about your little dick and maybe the governing body would give you someone else's big dick.
2. The more work you did and gained the more you would lose to someone who did no work or had no gain.
3 You'd be told how , when and where to work.
4. You could be unproductive and still be rewarded though only slightly.
5. You could screw up and others would pay for your mistakes.
6. If you're born with a silver dick in your pants, you lose it immediately.
7. All of your hard work would benefit someone else more than yourself.
8. You'd most likely have to jelg someone else's dick for them.
9. You'd most certainly lose any gains over an average to below average dick to the governing body. The more you gain, the more you lose.
10. Only our leader and certain Favored individuals would have big dicks.
11. Our leader and elected officials would grow dicks off of our hard labor.
12. You wouldn't be allowed to have a dick bigger than just below average.
13. Small dicks wouldn't have a chance as small would now be the normal max.
14. No one would want to work to grow a big dick for fear of losing it to the governing body so big dicks are rare but worthless.
15. There'd be a revolution and people would fight and die to revert back to Capitalist Dick Growing.
:dwarf: :fencing: :bangin: