Celebrities and size

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"Celebrities" are just like us with the same hangups, problems, blessings, etc. etc. etc. The dick size means nothing to a guy with a Ferrari and a huge bank role. He'll get laid alright.

I am far from a celebrity. But I stick out like a sore thumb and carry myself well with personal confidence and have a lot of presence. Not trying to be conceited. Just being honest so that we can learn from one another.

I do everything possible to avoid meeting people (and girls). I wear dark glasses as much as possible to avoid eye contact and appear to be in my own little world. I am not anti-social nor agoraphobic. I have never cared about meeting girls for the singular purpose of sex. It's boring to me. I just want to be left alone. I want people I barely know to stop coming up to me to think I am their best friend or a random stranger just striking up an in depth conversation with me. I can't go out with 'someone' not bothering me. The same goes for my girlfriend. That is why we are happy to be shut ins most of the time we are together.

Any girl interested in me for what is on the outside of me is not worth knowing to me. I ignore 100% of the flirting that women give me. In fact, I would be oblivious to it if my assistant didn't humorously point out all the women who try and flirt with me. I sometimes just collapse on my desk and tell her 'please stop my life'. Not trying to be boastful or conceited. That's just how it is.

I love being on this forum. It is my little escape from reality where I can vent and discuss what is going on in my inside while being anonymous.

So, if a guy needs a Ferrari to get laid. Then good for him. That is one less girl that I would not want to meet let alone talk to.
 

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bullcrap, people say he is on the small side.

I saw that crap too. It looks average in size. It's his short stature which makes it looks it little longer.
 

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I was really surprised when I opened this thread.i was going to make a thread just like this yesterday!
All I was going to say was basically a female friend of mine had sex with russell brand recently and she said "he was tiny"! It got me thinking what other celebs were smaller or bigger than average..
 

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I was really surprised when I opened this thread.i was going to make a thread just like this yesterday!
All I was going to say was basically a female friend of mine had sex with russell brand recently and she said "he was tiny"! It got me thinking what other celebs were smaller or bigger than average..
Well, someone ought to refer him to this site, then. I bet his posts would be hilarious.
 

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That is indeed an actor known to have a giant dick. That said, I don't think anyone knows of him from his acting. I think he shows up in 'The Good Sheppard' and that's about it.
 

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I was really surprised when I opened this thread.i was going to make a thread just like this yesterday!
All I was going to say was basically a female friend of mine had sex with russell brand recently and she said "he was tiny"! It got me thinking what other celebs were smaller or bigger than average..

Haha :D 1-0 for me! Sorry, childish .. :D (I'm the OP)
 

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I saw that crap too. It looks average in size. It's his short stature which makes it looks it little longer.


Dude wtf are you talking about? You think that was <5.5" Nbpel? Are you delusional? Hes gotta be at least 7" NBP. Im 6-6.4 NBP, if hes an inch smaller than me, i've got a bridge to sell you. The dude has a huge cock. Some people here are convinced that they can just say stuff like this and it makes it true.

Like the whole montra of "porn actors are just average sized guys, but camera tricks make it look bigger." Yes, camera tricks make it look bigger, that part is true. But ive heard interview after interview of porn directors talking about how they make a guy drop his trousers before hiring him, just to make sure hes got a huge penis. They aren't average guys. Ask any woman or gay man, theyll tell you the same thing. Colin farrel does not have an average dick. End. Of. Story.
 

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Dude wtf are you talking about? You think that was <5.5" Nbpel? Are you delusional? Hes gotta be at least 7" NBP. Im 6-6.4 NBP, if hes an inch smaller than me, i've got a bridge to sell you. The dude has a huge cock. Some people here are convinced that they can just say stuff like this and it makes it true.

Like the whole montra of "porn actors are just average sized guys, but camera tricks make it look bigger." Yes, camera tricks make it look bigger, that part is true. But ive heard interview after interview of porn directors talking about how they make a guy drop his trousers before hiring him, just to make sure hes got a huge penis. They aren't average guys. Ask any woman or gay man, theyll tell you the same thing. Colin farrel does not have an average dick. End. Of. Story.

Can someone PM me a link to the video?
 

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Tommy Lee, what size do you think he is (from the video with Pamela Anderson)?
 

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If a guy thinks he has a small dick then becomes famous he is then a famous guy that thinks he has a small dick. He still would be bothered by it. Men are men and always think like men.
 

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Well that's good- After all these years, he stops claiming to be in the Guinness book, now his flaccid claim has been reduced by an inch, and his erect claim is now "depending on temperature", all within the span of a few months. At this rate, maybe by this time next year this bullcrap scam will finally be over with. :)

Crunch
 

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Yeah really would not enjoy 13" , if hes not bullshitting as crunch seems to believe