What annoys the crap out of you!

[MrBigDick]

Little story from my wilder days.

A buddy and me were in a strip club... Getting drunk, having fun, and he gets up and goes to the bathroom. So I lean over to the girl he was sitting with, give her 20 bucks and tell her to give him a dance when he comes back.

He comes back a few minutes later with a kinda wired look on his face, and I tell the girl to give him his dance... He immediately declines her, and I ask him "what the hell is wrong with you?!" I just bought you a dance from this beautiful girl, and you turn her down?"

He says fine, but as he walks by he leans down in his (not dressed to impress) gym shorts, and says "F'k you".
when he comes back out he goes straight outside then comes back in... And tells me the story.

Well unbeknownst to me.... He went to the bathroom and dropped a deuce... Low and behold no TPaper, and was on his way out to the truck to get something to wipe his ass with!

He said she was trying to "purr" in between his legs the entire time, while he was trying to keep them closed so she didn't smell his stinky no underwear Un-wiped bung hole!

Moral? Make sure you check the roll before you let loose.... A girl might try and purr you into Agony.

THIS had me rolling................TOO FUNNY!!!! LMAO

 

[Going411x7]

Left lane dicks or speed marshels. Those who insist on driving the left lane at or below the speed limit not allowing anyone to get by.

I agree!! Assholes!!! In addition, the assholes who keep switching lanes regardless (notice MBD) of
the speed limit and the flow of traffic.

 

[Going411x7]

People who use "less" rather than "fewer." This means virtually the entire living population. :biggrin1:

 

[TurtleProblems]

Little story from my wilder days.

A buddy and me were in a strip club... Getting drunk, having fun, and he gets up and goes to the bathroom. So I lean over to the girl he was sitting with, give her 20 bucks and tell her to give him a dance when he comes back.

He comes back a few minutes later with a kinda wired look on his face, and I tell the girl to give him his dance... He immediately declines her, and I ask him "what the hell is wrong with you?!" I just bought you a dance from this beautiful girl, and you turn her down?"

He says fine, but as he walks by he leans down in his (not dressed to impress) gym shorts, and says "F'k you".
when he comes back out he goes straight outside then comes back in... And tells me the story.

Well unbeknownst to me.... He went to the bathroom and dropped a deuce... Low and behold no TPaper, and was on his way out to the truck to get something to wipe his ass with!

He said she was trying to "purr" in between his legs the entire time, while he was trying to keep them closed so she didn't smell his stinky no underwear Un-wiped bung hole!

Moral? Make sure you check the roll before you let loose.... A girl might try and purr you into Agony.

Oh god...

 

[TTBB]

Little story from my wilder days.

A buddy and me were in a strip club... Getting drunk, having fun, and he gets up and goes to the bathroom. So I lean over to the girl he was sitting with, give her 20 bucks and tell her to give him a dance when he comes back.

He comes back a few minutes later with a kinda wired look on his face, and I tell the girl to give him his dance... He immediately declines her, and I ask him "what the hell is wrong with you?!" I just bought you a dance from this beautiful girl, and you turn her down?"

He says fine, but as he walks by he leans down in his (not dressed to impress) gym shorts, and says "F'k you".
when he comes back out he goes straight outside then comes back in... And tells me the story.

Well unbeknownst to me.... He went to the bathroom and dropped a deuce... Low and behold no TPaper, and was on his way out to the truck to get something to wipe his ass with!

He said she was trying to "purr" in between his legs the entire time, while he was trying to keep them closed so she didn't smell his stinky no underwear Un-wiped bung hole!

Moral? Make sure you check the roll before you let loose.... A girl might try and purr you into Agony.

oh good lord. ..

 

[TheSperminator]

People who can't lose in a game. I hate that so much. If they win "hahaha cool game" .. If you win "see I told you I always lose" .. (specifically poker)

 

[Going411x7]

Yukkk. I'm gonna hurl. uke:

 

[IHaveAHugeNick]

People who say "I don't mean to be rude ..." and then proceed to be rude. There are several other variations like "I hate to bother you ..." and then they bother you. Or "I don't want to complain..." followed by a complaint.

Look, you're going to look bad or piss someone off when you say what you have to say. Adding that nonsensical part in the beginning won't change it one bit.

 

[Dangler]

people who post off topic.

 

[malehanger]

Promises for "change" with no delivery....

Someone giving me something completely different than what I asked for. Example: Stopping at a gas station, friend goes inside. Before getting out of the car, friend asks "Want anything?" I say "Sure, a Mountain Dew". Friend comes back, hands me a Pepsi and says, "sorry all they had". Sigh.

 

[malehanger]

People who insist the left lane is the "fast lane" rather than merely the passing lane.

 

[DemOne]

People who insist the left lane is the "fast lane" rather than merely the passing lane.

+75675407856457863475

 

[NCGUY1972]

iM GUILTY OF THIS SOMETIMES AS WELL BUT I really dont like when people judge others especially if they dont know the persons story. I dont like people that talk about someone negatively behind their back and I dont like anyone who lies.

 

[imac]

When people preface what their about to say with something like "I'm not being racist but..." or "I'm not being sexist but...." or any other stupid statement like that when all that usually mean is that they are in fact going to say something to that affect.

 

[imac]

People who try and have a conversation with me by text message. If you want to have a conversation then FUCKING phone.

 

[DemOne]

Planets claiming that their large tin of mixed nuts contains less than 50% peanuts, yet if I counted this 1/2 cup I scooped out, at least 70% is peanuts.

 

[Cya at 8]

People who live an existence of what is immediately around them and never look at the global picture. People who just meet you and like to talk the most argumentative subjects known to man.. Religion and Politics.

 

[not2big]

People who have enough time on their hands to actually count all the nuts in a can. LOL

 

[DemOne]

People who have enough time on their hands to actually count all the nuts in a can. LOL

1/2 cup of mixed nuts isn't all that much to count.

 

[Ivor]

1/2 cup of mixed nuts isn't all that much to count.

But when it comes to the crunch (ahaha!) they probably mean 50% by weight, not number.