Banana dick questions...need help!

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Okay, so i have ALOT of questions but first let me explain my "features"...

I have an upward curved banana shaped dick. It wouldn't look like so much of a curve to me if it didn't ALSO point up when im fully erect (like 100% the hardest i can get). If that wasn't enough of a worry for me, my dick also tilts to the left as if the right CC is bigger than the left and is causing a tilt (actually im pretty sure that's what it is) and when flaccid i hang to the left as well.

Because of my banana shape it's very difficult for me to take measurements. I use a tape measure but still, trying to lay the measure along the curve and stay erect (he's shy of measurements...) while getting an accurate number is hard to do :(. When i push him down parrallel to the floor i feel pressure at the pubic bone area and it usually causes me to lose erection a little. Flexing the PC muscle always makes my dick point straight up (not sure if that's normal).

Now this is the part where all you guys envying my banana cock are gonna argue with me... I would VERY much like to straighten and correct my curve (yes, yes, i know an upward curve can better stimulate a woman's G-Spot) but i feel like it's TOO much of a curve, adding to that problem is the upward angle which it points. Lately im obsessing over it and honestly to me i feel like i look bigger when i have less of an erection (at 60-70% it's straight and looks more girthy). Because of all this i feel limited in the positions i get to do... Like would doggy style with an upward curve work? I mean...it just doesn't seem like it would... Or if a girl was on her knees giving me a blowjob she'd have to bend my dick down and im thinking that would be more painful than pleasureable :(. If anything i gain from my PE experience, i would rather gain a straighter, more "useable" dick over gaining size (although that would be a bonus! :)).

I started JP's 90 Day Beginner Routine and my questions are, will PE over time help straighten me out? What do i do to make sure it doesn't get worse? Are there specific exercises for straightening? (curves, angles, uneven CC's) I have determined my LOT, it's down at 6:00 and i've read that stretching your ligs might help for straightening, is this true? I hope you guys see where im coming from and i hope this maybe helps others with the same concerns. I'd really appreciate some feedback and advice. Thanks.
 

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Ok, the bit of advice I'll give you is if you want to measure your penis, try taking BPFSL measurements, or bone pressed flaccid stretched length measurements. In other words, take your penis and stretch it straight out while you are completely flaccid, and then take a bone pressed measurement. It will not be exact, but your erect penis is generally around that length. Any gains in BPFSL will generally translate to erect gains.
 

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mine is curved downwards but hangs low. i think its too heavy. i might go get plastic surgery to make it heavier.
 

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From what I've read jelqing will fix curves and you can also do some modified work if you want to even out the CC chambers. I'm short of time but you might be able to do a quick search on here for curve fixes/exercises, if you cant find it I'm sure someone with more time will dig it up.
 
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Not only do i want to even out the CC's but fix the overall curve of my entire dick. It's pretty frustrating and i feel like it'll interfere with my ability to gain anything when i do PE.
 
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Ok, the bit of advice I'll give you is if you want to measure your penis, try taking BPFSL measurements, or bone pressed flaccid stretched length measurements. In other words, take your penis and stretch it straight out while you are completely flaccid, and then take a bone pressed measurement. It will not be exact, but your erect penis is generally around that length. Any gains in BPFSL will generally translate to erect gains.

Hmmm... Measuring the BPFSL only? That seems like it wouldn't be accurate each time... Wouldn't i have to warm up every time i measured that way?
 

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Listen its definitely not an end all to your issue of measuring your erect penis. But it is at least SOMETHING that to bypass the curve problem.
 
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Listen its definitely not an end all to your issue of measuring your erect penis. But it is at least SOMETHING that to bypass the curve problem.

Well the point of my post was not intended to solve the problem i have with measuring, because i can use the measuring tape instead of a ruler and that is working okay... What im concerned about is NOT having my curve get worse, and i want to know what's everything i can to do straighten out. I know jelqing against the curve helps, but how to you jelq against an upward curve? I don't think you can...
 
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HELP! IM FREAKING OUT! Okay, so last night i wanted to see if there were any changes from my workouts and when i got an erection it was far more intense than i had anticipated and my dick pointed higher than it EVER has before! Im talking like parrallel with my body and when i tried to push it down i felt that pressure again! UGH! I don't want that! Is PE doing this to me?! How do i stop this?! It always seems to be the worst when im laying down on my back...
 

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...adding to that problem is the upward angle which it points. Lately im obsessing over it and honestly to me i feel like i look bigger when i have less of an erection (at 60-70% it's straight and looks more girthy). Because of all this i feel limited in the positions i get to do... Like would doggy style with an upward curve work? I mean...it just doesn't seem like it would... Or if a girl was on her knees giving me a blowjob she'd have to bend my dick down and im thinking that would be more painful than pleasureable :(. If anything i gain from my PE experience, i would rather gain a straighter, more "useable" dick over gaining size (although that would be a bonus! :))...

my cock points straight up too, and it not only looks bigger at 75% erection compared to 100% it is bigger at 75%, because it gets so hard and upright it actually gets smaller, blow jobs, doggy or her on top are all out of the question :(
i think the ligaments at the top of the penis need to be stretched to slightly lower erection angle and make it bigger, thats what happens in penis enlargement surgery they stretch the ligs to make it bigger but a unwanted side effect for most people is it lowers erection angle, i think the best way to stretch the ligs is by hanging, im gonna try it when my penis is more conditioned.
 
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my cock points straight up too, and it not only looks bigger at 75% erection compared to 100% it is bigger at 75%, because it gets so hard and upright it actually gets smaller, blow jobs, doggy or her on top are all out of the question :(.

I know right? God damnit this fucking sucks...:( Im totally feelin your pain bro (literally..) What im thinking is, because my LOT (Loss of Tug) is straight down that hanging will do absolutely nothing for me cause my ligs are maxed out in that direction. How can this be though if i point up? Is this like an internal penis problem?
 

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I also hang low and slight to the left with a slight tilt..I believe since ive been pumping its been nudging away at the curve slightly, although it could just be an accumulation of all my pe'ing. idk, you might want to give pumping a shot.
Sucks cause if I was straight out , im sure I would be a .25" longer..
BTW my flaccid stretched vs. fully erect is about .75"..im sure the curve is robbing me of lenght.
Good luck
 

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I know right? God damnit this fucking sucks...:( Im totally feelin your pain bro (literally..) What im thinking is, because my LOT (Loss of Tug) is straight down that hanging will do absolutely nothing for me cause my ligs are maxed out in that direction. How can this be though if i point up? Is this like an internal penis problem?

the LOT therory is bull sh*t, the reason our angle is because our suspensory ligament that join our penis to our body are far to tight and pulling to close to our bodies when erect, iam sure once this is stretched with some form of hanging itwill ahng much lower

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GrowBro google penile suspensory ligaments and go on google images and it has a diagram of the ligaments that get tighter when we get erect, once these are stretched, no blow jobs, no doggy, no her on top will all be a thing of the past!! :)
 
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the LOT therory is bull sh*t, the reason our angle is because our suspensory ligament that join our penis to our body are far to tight and pulling to close to our bodies when erect, iam sure once this is stretched with some form of hanging itwill ahng much lower

You really think it's bullshit? Im so new to all of this i really don't know what to believe sometimes... But the part you said about the suspensory ligament sounds pretty logical. I'd like to know what you start out with once you're conditioned caused i want to do the same.
 
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GrowBro google penile suspensory ligaments and go on google images and it has a diagram of the ligaments that get tighter when we get erect, once these are stretched, no blow jobs, no doggy, no her on top will all be a thing of the past!! :)

1471988 I just googled it and saw the diagram! Does this means there's hope for us after all?! :)
 

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did you check the hanger/ stretcher out. do you think its worth buying??
 
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That's from eBay UK, im in the US... I read over everything on the link but im not sure...hmmm. Does it say how long you need to wear it? Cause im not sure if it'd stay "attached" to me when im running up and down stairs at work all day...