Willing to sacrifice my worthless pecker to explore the effects of surgery for PEGym.
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i seen that guy in a documentary before! unreal!! its literally a blob the size of a basket ball for people that dont know
WTF!
Ridiculed, you should have some respect for guys with REAL micropenis. Do your homework and/or stop trolling us.
Ridiculed, you should have some respect for guys with REAL micropenis. Do your homework and/or stop trolling us.
I was so happy I got to 5.9" and this guy came and bashed me with his 6" being too small for intercourse, I would slap him !
You'll have to wait a couple of years till that kind of technology exists. "Slapping people through internet"
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I think the surgically operated one looks better. That thicker one will probably feel better, too. I just wanted lengthening surgery, anyway.
I don't need mental help. 6" is too small. 6" can't be ridden. I can't pick up a hoe and bang her up against a wall with only 5.5" (My EL standing up). I can't do the spooning position, either. How about that weird prone position? Well I can forget that, too. How about getting frisky and nailing a skank in the pile-driver position? No way in hell would I be able to do that. Even in missionary and doggy, 6" generates hardly any friction.
This is why hoes usually leave me after the first encounter. They know the second, third, fourth time I will have nothing new to offer.
Jelqing doesn't increase length. Everything else is too painful and I'm just going to end up causing ED. Surgery, on the other hand, is fast and painless. Surgery will fix my life and make everything better.
I don't need mental help. 6" is too small. 6" can't be ridden. I can't pick up a hoe and bang her up against a wall with only 5.5" (My EL standing up). I can't do the spooning position, either. How about that weird prone position? Well I can forget that, too. How about getting frisky and nailing a skank in the pile-driver position? No way in hell would I be able to do that. Even in missionary and doggy, 6" generates hardly any friction.
This is why hoes usually leave me after the first encounter. They know the second, third, fourth time I will have nothing new to offer.
Jelqing doesn't increase length. Everything else is too painful and I'm just going to end up causing ED. Surgery, on the other hand, is fast and painless. Surgery will fix my life and make everything better.
I'd be inclined to agree with you, but I just don't want to believe someone would spend 6 months trolling a single forum, that's just sad.
You know ridiculed i've read quite a few of your posts and your don't put yourself across in a positive light do you?
So i was wondering can you tell us something about yourself that will make us like you more? I don't know do you do charity work? Maybe you work for the samaritan helpline something like that?
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One sick guy.
He has no idea about how to have sex or what works for a woman.
I've had all those kinds of sex with a guy that size -- and it was awesome.
Women don't leave him because he's small (since he isn't), they leave because he is such a hopeless and depressing personality.
I don't think he's a troll (as in doing this on purpose to be disruptive).
I think he's just one sick puppy.
Of course I'm a troll. I have a small dick, so can't keep myself busy with sex, since no-one wants to have sex with a small dick. So I've got nothing better to do.
Just kidding.
Of course I'm not a troll. For example: I once offered to hang weights from the middle of my shaft and record the results, but I gave up since it was too painful. If I was an actual troll, I would have forged results, saying "yeah I used 25kg. Erections and sex better than ever" etc., and caused harm to anyone that believed it. I only wanted to help people (and receive a big dick) through the more hardcore methods, since the "do five jelqs every three days" doesn't work for me.
Just kidding.
Of course I'm not a troll. For example: I once offered to hang weights from the middle of my shaft and record the results, but I gave up since it was too painful. If I was an actual troll, I would have forged results, saying "yeah I used 25kg. Erections and sex better than ever" etc., and caused harm to anyone that believed it. I only wanted to help people (and receive a big dick) through the more hardcore methods, since the "do five jelqs every three days" doesn't work for me.
I don't know how anyone can be that mentally messed up in regards to sex and their own body, unless they're basing reality around the "big dick" section of a porn website.
Go to www.thevisualiser.net , enter my stats (6" x 5"), then choose "Womens Perfect Penis" in the comparison thing. You could also choose "The Visualiser's Female Members Ideal Size". Either way I am 41-48% smaller by volume.
Boo fuckin' hoo. You're larger then me and I still manage to have great sex and have never had a partner leave me or even mention that I'm small and it's not satisfying. Not all women are the same, and a website is not going to tell you what female A, female B, or female C prefer. What it will tell you is that no matter what, you're small just to get you in this mindset so the company behind it can get rich quick off of your "Oh fuck, I better buy some enlargement pills" attitude.
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