Im sure the women will have better ones because we can only provide our own singular experiances, but whats the most embarrassing situation you have ever been in with a girl you would consider having sex with. And for the women, whats the most retarded embarrassing thing youve seen us idiots do 
mine personally isnt actually that bad, although it was very difficult. I was a virgin and scared shitless. Id had two shots at sex before and blew both cause of PA (performance anxiety). I was in the middle of a 48 hr debate with myself over whether or not to tell the girl i was about to see that i was a virgin. Anyways i figured ill go to the pharmacy and see if i can get something to help me out. Like an over the counter viagra or something, i figure im young its all mental i shouldnt need that much help, hell even a placebo would probably work. so i get to the counter at the pharmacy and there is a gorgeous 24-28 yr old brunette standing there going "can i help you?"
well im meeting my girl in half an hour so i dont have time to screw around, its either talk to this woman, or try for attempt number three. So i just say it, "look this is really embarrasing, but i was actually kinda hoping you would be some old dude. Im 21, im about to go meet a girl, she wants to have sex, im a virgin, im afraid of not being able to get it up, what can you do to help me." well she laughed really hard, it was understandable, i delivered it in one big sentance, speech style, sorta like the above text. and she told me no there is nothing i can do for you, but i really recommend telling the girl.
the story has a happy ending (lol i didnt get the joke till after i read it). I ended up telling the girl and it worked out very well. I did have problems but they only lasted about 3 seconds. I was fumbling around trying to get hard and she asked whats wrong? I laughed and said im really nervous i cant get it up. She smiled said dont worry put her hands on my chest, pushed me down and started giving me head. BAM insta boner, every late bloomer deserves a girl like this. Never had a problem since
the boner i popped at the hospital is second behind talking to the pharmacist lol.
mine personally isnt actually that bad, although it was very difficult. I was a virgin and scared shitless. Id had two shots at sex before and blew both cause of PA (performance anxiety). I was in the middle of a 48 hr debate with myself over whether or not to tell the girl i was about to see that i was a virgin. Anyways i figured ill go to the pharmacy and see if i can get something to help me out. Like an over the counter viagra or something, i figure im young its all mental i shouldnt need that much help, hell even a placebo would probably work. so i get to the counter at the pharmacy and there is a gorgeous 24-28 yr old brunette standing there going "can i help you?"
well im meeting my girl in half an hour so i dont have time to screw around, its either talk to this woman, or try for attempt number three. So i just say it, "look this is really embarrasing, but i was actually kinda hoping you would be some old dude. Im 21, im about to go meet a girl, she wants to have sex, im a virgin, im afraid of not being able to get it up, what can you do to help me." well she laughed really hard, it was understandable, i delivered it in one big sentance, speech style, sorta like the above text. and she told me no there is nothing i can do for you, but i really recommend telling the girl.
the story has a happy ending (lol i didnt get the joke till after i read it). I ended up telling the girl and it worked out very well. I did have problems but they only lasted about 3 seconds. I was fumbling around trying to get hard and she asked whats wrong? I laughed and said im really nervous i cant get it up. She smiled said dont worry put her hands on my chest, pushed me down and started giving me head. BAM insta boner
, every late bloomer deserves a girl like this. Never had a problem since the boner i popped at the hospital is second behind talking to the pharmacist lol.
