A Laugh for the Forum

[Gyrta]

Gytra you really should stop hanging out at strip joints, there are cheaper ways to pick up ...:spy: :Booty:

And having an imagination is good, but picturing my avatar getting off with the guy in the sexual studies cartoon.. probably not the healthiest thing to be imagining .. i would be careful with the whole C.I.L.F "cartoon's i would like to fuck" thing, before you know it, you will be turned on, by stick figure drawings.

Well, why bother porn when you can watch it live in a strip joint?

The office-carton guy let me know that he has used your avatar as an one night stand and that he played her.
Play on playa. He's a don juan...you should change avatar to something harder for him to pickup. :biggrin1:

What ever happened to up down up down and back and forth and back and forth. Oh you youngsters don't know about that stuff yet! Hmmm!

We youngsters do it via the web and the phone! open, close, open, close....webcam. Turn UP turn DOWN turn UP turn DOWN ....the volume of the phone.
You don't follow the trend, huh?

 

[TTBB]

Well, why bother porn when you can watch it live in a strip joint?

The office-carton guy let me know that he has used your avatar as an one night stand and that he played her.
Play on playa. He's a don juan...you should change avatar to something harder for him to pickup. :biggrin1:

We youngsters do it via the web and the phone! open, close, open, close....webcam. Turn UP turn DOWN turn UP turn DOWN ....the volume of the phone.
You don't follow the trend, huh?

why bother with porn when you can get it at strip joints... why bother with strip joints when you can get it free at parties

Changing my avatar for something harder to pick up... how about a big giant rock would that work?

AND Laughing at the youngster doing it via phone and webcam.. good one!

 

[CUSP82]

Hey some of us older guys have had phone sex. Very often during my day I'll call my wife, gett her on the phone, say hello honey how is your day going to which she says fuck you and then hangs up! That's what you guys mean ain't it!

 

[Gyrta]

why bother with porn when you can get it at strip joints... why bother with strip joints when you can get it free at parties

Changing my avatar for something harder to pick up... how about a big giant rock would that work?

AND Laughing at the youngster doing it via phone and webcam.. good one!

Way fuck for free when you can pay for it?
I assume that you download songs & movies for FREE to!?

Shame on you. The creators deserves to get paid for their work.
Can you look a prostitute in the eye and say that you don't charge for sex? That's like saying to an artist that you are stealing his songs. Shame on you!

We must fight illegal free sex, it destroys a whole industry.

The office dude said he likes big titties, so try harder. Hey, you picked him up from the bar and posted him here. Now he's my wingman..

Hey some of us older guys have had phone sex. Very often during my day I'll call my wife, gett her on the phone, say hello honey how is your day going to which she says fuck you and then hangs up! That's what you guys mean ain't it!

You know. We should find something that's reverse to PE.
The iphone's got a bunch of holes...

Phonesex.

 

[frb3]

Little Johnny

Little Johnny

Little Johnny is in the second grade, and one day in class his teacher in a fit of temporary insanity asks the class: "Children describe something unusual your father or mother does?"

Little Johnny waves his hand in the air, but the teacher calls on Suzy.

Suzy stands up and proudly states: "My daddy collects butter flies."

"Well Suzy that is certainly different. Now Johnny you had your hand up, what unusual thing does your father do?"

Little Johnny stands and states: "MY daddy eats light bulbs."

"Oh my goodness Johnny that can't be correct." Says his teacher in resonse.

"Yes it is teacher. Last night when I went by the bedroom door to go to the bathroom, I heard my daddy say: 'Turn out the light and I'll eat it.'"

 

[jayz]

Delighting! I'm non native speaker but I laughed a lot! thankx

 

[frb3]

The Hereafter

The Hereafter

The Right Rev. Wrong offered a comply young thing a ride home after Wednesday night choir practice. Taking a circuitous route he parked off the beaten path on a lonely stretch of road in the hills. Turning to the nubile member of his parish he said: "My dear let me tell you of the here after."

"Oh yes Reverend, please tell me of the hereafter." She replied.

"Well if you ain't here after, what I'm here after, you gonna be here after I'm gone."

 

[TTBB]

 

[frb3]

Did you hear about the plastic surgeon that hung himself?

 

[Minuteman]

 

[bpsi1]

After a night of making love the guy notices a photo of another man on the woman's bedside table by the bed.
He begins to worry. 'Is this your husband?' he nervously asks.
'No, silly,' she replies, snuggling up to him.
'Your boyfriend, then?' he continues.
'No, not at all,' she says, nibbling away at his ear.
'Is it your dad or your brother?' he inquires, hoping to be reassured.
'No, no, no! You are so cute when you're jealous!' she answers.
'Well, who in the heck is he, then?' he demands.
She whispers in his ear, 'That's me before the surgery'

 

[TTBB]

 

[Lazy 8]

A man sticks his head into the barbershop and says, "Bob Peters in here?"

"No," says the barber, "we just give shaves and haircuts."

 

[TTBB]

 

[normalguy]

ha ha ha TTBB, hilarious! What about his forefinger?

 

[Going411x7]

ound: I may get one of those stools for my 3:00 a.m. pee.

 

[Going411x7]

Is he CUT, or what?

 

[TTBB]

hehe.. the ET pic is one of my all time favs
good question about the forefinger ..hmmm

 

[phallic1]

Have I ever told you guy's about my fly?

Well, one day a while back I decided to take my fly out for some fresh air and let him stretch his wings. We went out to the country and down to the old creek where my fly could buzz along above the creek while I rested on the creek bank.

So, anyhow as my fly is flying along above the creek, below was a trout watching my fly and thinking to himself..."if thay guy's fly drops 6 inches I can jump out of the water and eat it."

Very well, but while the trout was watching my fly, on the other side of the creek there was a bear watching the trout watch my fly and that bear was thinking..."if that guys fly drops 6 inches, that trout is going to jump out of the water to grab the fly and I can grab the trout and eat it."

Very well, but while the bear was watching the trout watch my fly, on the other side of the creek is a hunter watching the bear watch the trout watch my fly and the hunter is thinking..."if that guys fly drops 6 inches, that trout is going to jump out of the water to eat the fly and that bear is going to grab the trout and I will have a perfect chance to shoot that bear."

Very well, but while the hunter was watching the bear watch the trout watch my fly there was a mouse and he was eyeing up the hunters lunch and thinking to himself..."if that guys fly drops 6 inches, that trout is going to jump out of the water, the bear is going to grab the trout, the hunter is going to shoot the bear and then I can run in and take a bite of the hunters sandwich."

Very well, but while the mouse was watching the hunter watch the bear watch the trout watch my fly, there was a cat in the tree above the hunter and the cat was thinking..."if that guys fly drops 6 inches, that trout is going to jump out of the water, the bear is going to grab the trout, the hunter is going to shoot the bear and that mouse is going run in and grab a bite of the hunters sandwich and I can jump down and eat the mouse."

Well, finally it happens, my fly drops 6 inches and the trout jumps out of the water to grab my fly, the bear jumps out to grab the trout and "BANG" the hunter shoots the bear as the mouse zips in to grab a bite of the hunters sandwich and the cat falls out of the tree into the creek.

The end.

Moral of the story, whenever my fly drops 6 inches there's going to be a wet pussy around.

 

[ErictheGed]

Howcome Santa's sack is so big?


He only comes once a year!