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[movinonup]

My wife and I had a sexual hiatus for about 1 month because of some surgery she had, and prior to that we had to use condoms for a couple months leading up to the surgery. This pretty much overlapped the 2 or so months that i have been consistently PEing. Now that we are green lighted, with no more condoms I have found that I don't recognize my sex dick, which because of higher EQ looks different than my "edging" dick.

So if you had to, would you be able to pick your newly improved dick out of a line up? I don't think I would be able to.

 

[Editor]

You're saying your dick looks bigger edging then Sex?

 

[TheMan2k5]

What are you saying?

 

[Tylerdurden46]

Congratulations Mr Onup - YOU are the winner of our "Strangest Post of the Month" competition, and YOU now have £1,000,000 waiting for YOU in our account!

Please send a cheque for £12.50 to cover the administration costs of releasing your prize money.

 

[movinonup]

@editor - no edging is not a higher quality EQ, sex is.

@tylerdurden I am glad I have been bestowed such an honor.

LOL...Sorry for being so unclear. I just thought it ironic that my own dick looked different to me. Its basically looked the same since I was 18, and now when I look down when having sex, it just looks different to a point where I did not recognize it.

 

[CUSP82]

Hey some of my posts have been wackier than Movins but you can give him the award anyway.Funny, I knew exactly what he meant with his post!

 

[ManWithPlan]

What the .....

 

[NP97]

Hey some of my posts have been wackier than Movins but you can give him the award anyway.Funny, I knew exactly what he meant with his post!

So true.

I do know what you mean. There will be times where I look down at it and am like, "Holy fuck! Is this really mine?"

 

[movinonup]

Thanks for the Support NP and Cusp, the others just don't get me and my logic. Either that or they are more turned on by their hand then their partners, so they would not understand anyway.

Vanity hopes its the second reason, but I have a feeling its probably my horrible writing skills.