My Chances of Getting a Girl Are Gone...

[RIB2211]

I have grown out my hair for four months for one simple reason...

...and that reason is to have a mullet. This football season, I am going to sport a mullet and various beard styles for the whole duration of our season.

Goodbye women, hello gridiron glory

 

[MrBigDick]

Mullet???? Are you serious RIB????? You do know it's 2010 and not 1987 right? lol

Why do you want a mullet for football season? Was this part of a bet or something?

 

[Snooze]

Jared Allen, it's the way to go. Mullets are the bomb diggity.

When I read the title I thought this was another one of THOSE kinds of threads..

 

[RIB2211]

Nope, didn't lose a bet at all. Just trying to be like my hero Jared Allen:

http://backseatfan.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/jaredallenmullet.jpg

He unfortunately had to cut his mullet for his wedding a month back, and I'm bringing out mine in his honor

And I'm thinking this for my first mustache:

http://zoinks.tv/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Lemmy.jpg


EDIT: Glad I caught you with the name of the title, thought I might get a few people to chuckle at that...and before you ask, yes, I am also putting the racing stripes in the side of my head.

 

[Snooze]

Yes, you can pretty much expect no vagina for a bit. Haha.

 

[kingpole]

Well at least he has hair.

 

[Letitride]

Chicks might dig it, knowing that you are confident with it and not taking it serious it could pan out for you.

 

[diesel121]

awesome! Change your avatar to a pic of yourself rocking a legit mullet and beard. Rep points for sure!

 

[vulcan]

I think Letitride might be right, if you act like you don't give a sh*t & are having fun with it - women (albeit very few) might just be weirdly attracted to it.

Maybe you can have it all.

 

[larrypinball]

Yes, you can pretty much expect no vagina for a bit. Haha.

I think not, but at least a very different kind of vagina. May be a good time to explore dive bars and such.

 

[RIB2211]

awesome! Change your avatar to a pic of yourself rocking a legit mullet and beard. Rep points for sure!

Ha, I'd never post a picture of my face or anything like that on this website...no offense to those that have. Privacy is a big thing for me here...you will just have to take my word for it that I'm doing it!

It's also probably going to look more like a "mini-mullet", I guess. My hair has always been like military short, and while it is certainly much much longer now, it's nowhere near the length of Jared Allen's. I'm hoping by October it will be much more profound

 

[millia]

Well at the very least you can expect getting some hairy vag from a woman with an equally as impressive mullet.

 

[Emcee101]

Jared Allen, it's the way to go. Mullets are the bomb diggity.

Lmfao! Indeed.

 

[RIB2211]

As of right now, I am the proud owner of a mini-mullet. By November, I should have a glorious one.

 

[millia]

I noticed a lot of hispanics have this weird rat-tail mullet thing going on.. Where their whole head is shaved (or whatever style, but still short) and the bottom half is long.. Saw some dude with it at the mall and all I could do was shake my head.