Wang McDiddledong's 90 Days Noob Routine

[Wang McDiddledong]

Day 1/90

I've just completed the routine for tonight. I must say I'm really impressed, and that's not some noob intoxication as I've exercised before. First of all, the V-jelq is probably my new favorite exercise. It's simply awesome, not only very accurate but also giving an almost masturbatory pleasure with no risk of cumming whatsoever. I found the circle stretch somewhat difficult to perform (needed to change hands a lot for optimal pull), but I love the way my ligaments feel when I pull them, and the next one's turn comes right after the previous one's. Certainly a great exercise, considerably improves the hang right away. I like that, really do, if only temporarily.

What else can be said... I completed the daily routine plan with all of the elements included (I warmed up and down using my newly-devised SupraMoist Warming (TM), which is not only super-effective, it's actually SUPRA-effective (Supra is another level above super! ). Now that I'm done, my dong feels nice, warm and satisfied. No pain whatsoever, the feeling is really, really comfortable, also no trace of discoloration of any kind is visible. At the moment I'm kegeling a bit, and I'll prolly go on to edge to some good porn.

 

[Gyrta]

Sounds good!
While your warm-up sounds nice, I recommend a IR-lamp.
You can use it while stretching which promotes gains. I made most if my gains after getting the IR-lamp.

 

[Wang McDiddledong]

Sounds good!
While your warm-up sounds nice, I recommend a IR-lamp.
You can use it while stretching which promotes gains. I made most if my gains after getting the IR-lamp.

I may invest in one someday, but at the moment I suppose I can't afford one, nor do I know where to get one

 

[Wang McDiddledong]

Day 2/90

I did the program again. My dong took it as though it was nothing for him, the little fella once again shows no signs of abuse. My wrists, on the other hand, do. I think I'll get carpal tunnel from all this jelqing. It's 300 yanks + 180 V-yanks after all...

Even after the first day, I recorded an improved ability to edge and masturbation in general being more pleasant. During the exercises today my dong got so engorged that I thought "man, even this size would suffice for me to be honest!". Even though Mr. Weiner seems like he could handle twice the routine, I'm not gonna rush anything, just stick to the plan and go on. Three days to go, then two of rest.

 

[Wang McDiddledong]

Day 3/90

Not much change, but still goin' on. After one of those 50-fold jelq repetitions my glans turned purple, but it all subsided without a trace after a few minutes. I'm gonna do it again tonight of course.

 

[Wang McDiddledong]

Day 4/90

What I noticed after today's session is that my corpus spongiosum got more pronounced towards the base of my kwong. I've never yet had it protrude from there like this. I dunno if it isn't some damage? I hope it's just my dingdong "unlocking" itself.

 

[Wang McDiddledong]

Day 5/90

Done the routine, no surprises. Two days off will follow now. I'm satisfied, so is my dong, but I can't shake the feeling that it could take twice the routine. My penis wants more!

 

[Wang McDiddledong]

Day 6/90

My first day off. The kwong is already noticeably bigger and fatter than it was when I started, so far only erect. I'm gonna hold on till' next week before measuring, just to be sure, though

 

[Wang McDiddledong]

Day 9/90

It's the ninth day, but I didn't start on the eighth somehow, I skipped that day's routine. So what I did this day was a doubled routine, I just did everything twice. My cock doesn't complain and I made up for not doing it yesterday. Three days to go before another break, and I'll measure after this week.

 

[Wang McDiddledong]

Day 10/90

After the 10th day session the only thing that I found unusual was the lack of purple discoloration of the glans when I jelqed. And i did it hard, and with a sturdy erection too. Does that mean my cock is getting resistant to these exercises? Since this reduces gains, I suppose it's too early, at least I'd like it to be

 

[Wang McDiddledong]

Day 11/90

I think that things are stabilizing. I no longer feel anything after the sessions, be it positive or negative.

 

[vulcan]

Hi Wang McDiddledong,

I have been following your progress & I think you doing really well.

I have 1 question for you; will you be sticking with the Metric system for the duration of your 2nd PE career?

Surely - in the field of Schlong, the INCH is the Gold standard?! I do however respect your right to stick with the cm, if you so choose.

 

[Wang McDiddledong]

Hi Wang McDiddledong,

I have been following your progress & I think you doing really well.

I have 1 question for you; will you be sticking with the Metric system for the duration of your 2nd PE career?

Surely - in the field of Schlong, the INCH is the Gold standard?! I do however respect your right to stick with the cm, if you so choose.

Centimeters are shorter than inches so centimetric gains are more noticeable, but I'll be sure to project my gains both in metric and the imperial system.

 

[vulcan]

Thanks Wang!

I appreciate the concession & will continue to track your progress.

 

[Wang McDiddledong]

Day 16/90

This was the second day of the third week of working my dong. My "weekends" fall on thursdays and fridays, so my jelq-week lasts from saturday to wednesday.

Anyway, I've completed the exercises as usual. This routine feels really light on my dong. There are no gains so far - the engorgement I observed earlier was likely just a non-persistent aftereffect of the workout. I think I need more time, but I'm not one of those who would give up quickly or at all, so I'll continue, no worries there

 

[ErictheGed]

Good attitude 'diddledong. We read a lot of newbie gains, but we should always remember, crazy gains are rare things, and mostly it takes a bit more time, so keep with it!

 

[Wang McDiddledong]

Day 17/90

The routine completed as usual. First my SupraMoist Warmup (only until the towel loses heat once, as it holds heat very well), then helicopter => left side strecth + kegels, circular stretch 10 times counter-clockwise then 4 times clockwise. Repeated the whole thing replacing the left stretch with right, outward and then upward. Helicopters after each iteration. Then the jelqing, 50 reps normal x 30 reps V, all done three times over. Then the SupraMoist, just like at the warmup.

Maybe I've gained something after all, but don't really feel horny, and my erections are at their finest when I'm horny, that's obvious. I'll wait till my libido awakens before any serious measurements.

 

[Wang McDiddledong]

Day 18/90

Nothing out of the ordinary to report, sir.

 

[Wang McDiddledong]

Day 20/90

Supposedly my first day off, but I did the routine today instead of yesterday. I'll resume in 2 days, not in 3. My svensson shows no signs of being overworked, so I'll just keep at it.

 

[Wang McDiddledong]

Day 24/90

I neglected day 23, so I'm doing a doubled routine on this here day 24. I'm in the middle of it - no adverse effects whatsoever, all is well