Morning Wood vs. Having-to-Pee Wood

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So I just woke up with a pretty ferocious morning wood, but I think having to pee really bad had something to do with it. It got me thinking, does this count as a great PI, or should it be counted it as sort of a false positive? I'm not sure whether I think of it as: 1) a legitimate way to facilitate something we want (morning wood), OR 2) just something that messes up the opportunity to interpret your PIs right. Anyone have any thoughts on this?
 

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Having-to-pee wood is a nightmare; it makes it difficult to pee. Where's the sense in that!?!
 

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Having-to-pee wood is a nightmare; it makes it difficult to pee. Where's the sense in that!?!
Hahaha, I have to bend forward at the hips a lot in order to aim right, but other than that it really doesn't bother me. That must be awful lol.
 

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I think having to pee wood usually happens when your targeting the muscle that holds back urine flow... i wake up with wood and i have to pee and as soon as i pee the wood goes away. I think it is what happens when your sleeping and your body automatically holds it, with the PC muscle... i think if your squeezing your pc muscle enough it'll get hard and you'll get a hard on once the blood flow is good (once you've 'warmed up')
 

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Interesting thought CanadianEH, that makes some sense.
 

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Yes peeing with morning wood is the true definition of torque, you point it down and your heels slide back. Hard is hard It's the same plumbing.
 

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Pee wood and being half asleep-not a good combination.
Clean up on aisle nine!
 

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Its best to pee outside in that situation.....no curtains or walls to clean up :)
 

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If you put one arm against the wall, resting your head on your arm, then squatting a little, you can spray your pee-mist (while erect) mostly into the toilet.

If you don't have the strength to do a shallow squat, you fail.
 

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just hop in the shower and see how high you can get it
 

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Morning wood and "teeth are floating" morning wood are two different things.