Stay on your Toes When your Pants are Down

[doupdoupdoup]

When you urinate stand on the tips of the toes. You should also keep the back and waist straight, while clenching teeth, locking the buttocks and keeping pressure in the bladder to discharge the urine with a great force.

This tonifies all of that stuff down there. If you are a dribbler, you most likely don't have great phallus control. Just saying... So work on it! Plus it's fun. People will wonder "What the heck is that noise, sounds like thunder outside! Oh, it's just that guy destroying the toilet again."

 

[MrBigDick]

When you urinate stand on the tips of the toes. You should also keep the back and waist straight, while clenching teeth, locking the buttocks and keeping pressure in the bladder to discharge the urine with a great force.

This tonifies all of that stuff down there. If you are a dribbler, you most likely don't have great phallus control. Just saying... So work on it! Plus it's fun. People will wonder "What the heck is that noise, sounds like thunder outside! Oh, it's just that guy destroying the toilet again."

Dude, what the fuck?????? Why was this worthy of being made into a thread?

 

[doupdoupdoup]

It works... try it before you diss it. This improves premature ejaculation and ED.

 

[DaDaddy]

When you urinate stand on the tips of the toes. You should also keep the back and waist straight, while clenching teeth, locking the buttocks and keeping pressure in the bladder to discharge the urine with a great force.

This tonifies all of that stuff down there. If you are a dribbler, you most likely don't have great phallus control. Just saying... So work on it! Plus it's fun. People will wonder "What the heck is that noise, sounds like thunder outside! Oh, it's just that guy destroying the toilet again."

dude i love all your posts, i think you should make a thread, something like 'doups thought of the day". so we can keep all these pearls of wisdom in one place. dont get me wrong im not sure i really get the reason for this post, but i find it entertaining and well written.

keep it up!

 

[doupdoupdoup]

Thanks! DaDaddy I appreciate that comment!

Also another reason to learn the art of thunder urination, it impressed some girls. It's a little similar when people can ejaculate across the room sort of thing, kinda.

 

[JonPop]

So...This would be a new pick up line..."Hey babe, wanna see me piss?" (jP

 

[boxer]

So...This would be a new pick up line..."Hey babe, wanna see me piss?" (jP

Naw it would be " hey baby wanna hear somthing cool"

 

[UYN]

I don't think girls are impressed by this, which is the whole reason to them trying to pee as quiet as possible?

 

[doupdoupdoup]

Depends on the lady of course, I'm around playful non-dogmatic types with great interest athletic activities.

 

[boxer]

Depends on the lady of course, I'm around playful non-dogmatic types with great interest athletic activities.

Is taking a super piss an athletic activity

 

[Gator]

I'll tell ya...I have done a variety of things in my short life to impress the ladies. Taking a big loud piss has never crossed my mind.

 

[UYN]

Is taking a super piss an athletic activity

I'll tell ya...I have done a variety of things in my short life to impress the ladies. Taking a big loud piss has never crossed my mind.

hahaha I have to thank both of you guys for making me laugh a little

 

[MrBigDick]

It works... try it before you diss it. This improves premature ejaculation and ED.

Try what? To piss loudly? I can piss loudly by just taking a normal piss. I'm around playful types too and in fact, am seeing one tonight. I'll run this one by her and see what she thinks. Fortunately, she already knows about the gym so she's not likely to run for the hills once I throw this one out there.

 

[nitestick]

Had am uncle, rest his soul, used to ride on annual cowboy round-ups throughout the Southwest, anyways... these boys would drink a hell of a lot of Coors beer. One of the games the played on the round-up was... a pissing contest. Besides the "who could fill a hole in the ground fastest" game, there was the "distance" game. He actually witnessed some SOB piss completely over a full size van.

 

[Going411x7]

That was some piss. Hmmm. Just remember that you should never get in a pissing contest with a skunk. And remember, there is more than one kind of skunk out there.

 

[Ties]

Hahah, I totally agree with ya. It makes you sound like a tank and as oddly as it sounds I think girls would have a little excitement after hearing the thunder!

 

[Batwoman]

I for one would not find this attractive. Loud pissing on purpose???? OK, have fun with yourself, but don't expect the girls to be interested.

 

[Pegasus]

It's a boy thing BW.

 

[Batwoman]

Clearly!
Do boys ever outgrow it?

 

[Pegasus]

Depends on their prostate gland.