Any tips for winter?

[supahappy]

I dont think this cold is going to help anyone with there gains. Where I live it can easily go below freezing. Today I got home after the first day of really cold weather and I had to take a leak. For the first time since I started my hang was a little shorter, I know its from the cold since my member was fine in the morning.

Whats the best way to keep your junk warm in extremely cold weather?

ATM im wearing 2 pairs of boxer-briefs but the cold still gets to my member.

 

[NP97]

PE in your shower. I do, feels great. Vaseline is great in the shower too... doesn't really suck when water hits it. But if you're truly cold either do it in the shower or build a fire and PE near that

 

[Hemmels]

But if you're truly cold either do it in the shower or build a fire and PE near that

Haha! Nothing'll get the testosterone raging than PE'ing near a fire you've built out of the corpses of the animals you have killed out in the wild with your bare hands...
Yeah, warm showers are the way forward.

 

[supahappy]

Im talking about when Im outdoors. Just to keep the cold away from my junk. Sometimes its -10c and Im outside for an hour and the last thing I want is shrinkage getting in the way. It gets so cold here than it feels like my dick is going to invert lol.

Whats the best way to keep your junk warm? should I wear long jons or can I just add a few more pairs of underwear? Is there some special thing I can wear over my junk?

 

[willycopter]

Hello everyone im new to this site, and to computers as a matter of fact.
Just a quick question and i apologise for it, but could someone please inform me on how to make a thread. Sorry

 

[supahappy]

Hello everyone im new to this site, and to computers as a matter of fact.
Just a quick question and i apologise for it, but could someone please inform me on how to make a thread. Sorry

get to the page with the listings of all the threads. Then look for the "new thread" button.

 

[willycopter]

Thanks alot

 

[jayhawk11]

Wrap your penis with a hot cloth throughout the day. You could also do fowfers to keep your penis warm and stretched.

 

[Big Tom]

Simple, use traction wrapping to keep your penis in an extended state. You can actually use the cold to your advantage. Warm up, stretch, wrap and then go into the cold. Cooling in an extended state is known to help gains.

 

[supahappy]

Simple, use traction wrapping to keep your penis in an extended state. You can actually use the cold to your advantage. Warm up, stretch, wrap and then go into the cold. Cooling in an extended state is known to help gains.

I will have to try that in the evenings when I get a bit more training in. Im more focused on warmth because I am exposed to cold during my morning and afternoon commute. I just want my junk to be as warm as if I were inside. Im out all day so I cant keep pulling of warmups every time I return from the outside.

Im going to pick up some thermals but they are not the most comfy. I dont know if anyone else here faces climates as harsh as the ones I face.

If I find a good solution to keep my junk warm I will gladly post it for anyone else that lives with constant blizzards.

 

[galaxe55]

traction wrapping

traction wrapping

what is traction wrapping?

 

[Pegasus]

One piece jumpsuits work well for this.

 

[R00ster]

Hey! Go to your local 5 and dime and buy some "hot hands". There small packets you can stick in your pockets to keep your hands warm , or in this case put in your boxers! There cheap, usually come in multi-pack, up close to the checkout

 

[MrBigDick]

I will have to try that in the evenings when I get a bit more training in. Im more focused on warmth because I am exposed to cold during my morning and afternoon commute. I just want my junk to be as warm as if I were inside. Im out all day so I cant keep pulling of warmups every time I return from the outside.

Im going to pick up some thermals but they are not the most comfy. I dont know if anyone else here faces climates as harsh as the ones I face.

If I find a good solution to keep my junk warm I will gladly post it for anyone else that lives with constant blizzards.

Dang supahappy, where is it you live exactly??? Alaska by chance?

 

[phallic1]

"Any tips for winter"....well number one is, don't eat yellow snow.

Where I live it is actually -32 Celsius as I type. I'm guessing it'll hit -40 by morning. Cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey. I believe that saying comes from a time when iron cannon balls were stacked on a tray that was made of brass. If it got cold enough the brass tray would contract enough to cause the balls to upset and fall.

I actually think I'm gonna pass that one over to Mythbusters.

Here's another winter tip and it comes from a true story that was in an Edmonton newspaper some years back.

It was during one of our wicked cold snaps where the daytime highs don't break -30. One evening at a bus stop, this guy decides to step out and sneakily take a pee outside of the bus stop, without anyone noticing. He gets up close to the back corner, pulls it out and accidently touched the tip of his penis to the aluminum frame of the bus stop...and it freezes there, tacked on. He can't pull it loose, or is too afraid to try and to embarrased to call for help. Finally someone notices his situation and runs across the street to a restaurant. A staff member comes out with a pot of warm water to pour on this guys penis so that it will release from it's frozen grip. The trick works and as soon as the guy is free he bolts. The newspaper was unable to find his name. LMAO

Moral of that true story is: Don't be a dumb ass

 

[Pegasus]

I live in a warm climate where it never snows and people are unused to extream cold.

One time I was working in a wharehouse and they sent me and Davo into the freezer to pick some orders,
Now davo was a good worker and a pleasant enough fellow, however he was stupid. Now this wasn't his fault but it caused problems.
You guessed it, I wondered what he was up to at the end of the aisle, sure enough his tounge was suck to a metal pole.
When I got close he started yelling "Whaaa I duu". Well growing up in the tropics, I had no idea what to do, when someone put their tongue on a metal pole at -25 degrees centigrade.
Stupidity must be catching, because I said can't you get it off. With that he ripped his tounge off the pole and left the freezer.
I looked at the pole ,there was small pieces of tounge still attached to it.
I left the flesh on the pole, till all the guys had seen it.

Moral of this true story, if you have to be dumb ,be carefull or tough.

 

[supahappy]

Dang supahappy, where is it you live exactly??? Alaska by chance?

canada...

BTW so far the ideas here have been interesting.

Another idea I had was to get a wool sock and stick my junk in that. If I get the right size it shouldnt come off and the only downer is that I gotta use a stall when Im at a public washroom.

 

[phallic1]

btw...it officialy hit -46.1 degrees centigrade last night in my area.

 

[JonPop]

Got down to a chilly 52 degrees here last night. I actually had to put on a sweat shirt to go outside. These Southern California winters are brutal. (jP

 

[Rasputine]

Got down to a chilly 52 degrees here last night. I actually had to put on a sweat shirt to go outside. These Southern California winters are brutal. (jP

All I got to say is-"California dreaming on such a winters day!" CRAP!!!!