The misadventures of Mr. Sneakypants

[Mr. Sneakypants]

11/06
10 min warmup with rice sock
stretches in each direction with 25 second holds
helicopters in both directions
10 circle stretches in each direction
3 sets of 40 jelqs and 3 sets of 40 vjelqs
10 minutes edging
10 minute warmdown, rice sock

 

[JonPop]

Mr. Sneakypants is right on course to have something really sneaky in his pants, soon.

 

[Mr. Sneakypants]

Mr. Sneakypants is right on course to have something really sneaky in his pants, soon.

... hopefully it won't be able to sneak up on anyone!

11/07
15 min warmup with rice sock
stretches in each direction with 25 kegel holds
helicopters in both directions
10 circle stretches in each direction
3 sets of 40 jelqs and 3 sets of 40 vjelqs (Mr. Sneakypants did a few extra today, maybe 20 total)
5 minute warmdown, hot water

Don't know if it has to do with PE or not, but little Mr. Sneakypants has been wanting attention all day. The slightest stimulus brings about a 60%...

 

[JonPop]

Well, I'd say the "Little" Mr. Sneakypants is enjoying the attention. And, yes, PE will do that for Mr. Sneakypants.

 

[Mr. Sneakypants]

11/08
kegels

11/09
15 min warmup with rice sock
stretches in each direction with 25 second holds
helicopters in both directions
10 circle stretches in each direction
3 sets of 40 jelqs and 3 sets of 40 vjelqs
5 minute warmdown, rice sock

 

[Cult]

I so wish I had chosen your username!

I am anticipating the gains of Mr SneakyPants. Are you going each Jelq counting both hands as one Jelq?

Cheers

Cult

 

[RockofFox]

Mr Sneakypants has become some sort of cult hero on this board
no pun intended

 

[Mr. Sneakypants]

I so wish I had chosen your username!
I am anticipating the gains of Mr SneakyPants. Are you going each Jelq counting both hands as one Jelq?
Cheers
Cult

Hi Cult. Mr. Sneakypants counts both hands as a single jelq- meaning that 40 jelqs is actualy 40 with the right + 40 with the left. Mr. Sneakypants is also continuously amazed at the maturity level and sense of community here at PEGym!


11/09
12 min warmup with rice sock
stretches in each direction with 25 kegel holds
helicopters in both directions
10 circle stretches in each direction
3 sets of 45 jelqs and 3 sets of 45 vjelqs
10 minutes of edging, but no warmdown
then later... 100 kegels with 5 second holds


The only supplements Mr. Sneakypants takes are Kirkland performance multivitamins with:
Lycopene 300 mcg - *, Asian Ginseng Root (Korean Root (Korean white) Extract 55 mg (Panax ginseng) (standardized to 7% Ginsenosides 3.85 mg) - *, Ginkgo Biloba Extract (Ginkgo biloba) (leaf) (standardized to 24% (14.4 mg) Ginkgo Flavone Glycosides) 60 mg - *.
and Kirkland fish oil with 1200 mg Fish Oil, 684 mg Omega-3 Fatty Acids per serving.

Is there anything else that's an absolute MUST HAVE? Sneakypants is definitely a grower and not a shower!

 

[JonPop]

I see that Mr Sneakypants shops at Costco also. I take the same fish oil, but have never seen
the 'performance multivitamins'. I'll have to try and find them. Sounds like something I would like to try. Has Mr. Sneakypants been taking these long enough to notice anything?

 

[Mr. Sneakypants]

I see that Mr Sneakypants shops at Costco also. I take the same fish oil, but have never seen
the 'performance multivitamins'. I'll have to try and find them. Sounds like something I would like to try. Has Mr. Sneakypants been taking these long enough to notice anything?

Mr. Sneakypants has been taking both long before he started PE, so he definitely doesn't notice anything new. He wishes he had tried to take note when he started taking them- but it's too late now

 

[Mr. Sneakypants]

11/09
12 min warmup with rice sock
stretches in each direction with 25 kegel holds
helicopters in both directions
10 circle stretches in each direction
3 sets of 45 jelqs and 3 sets of 45 vjelqs
10 minutes of edging, but no warmdown
then later... 100 kegels with 5 second holds

 

[Mr. Sneakypants]

Mr. Sneakypants dated his last log entry wrong, it was for 11/10, and 11/11 was an off day....

11/12
15 min warmup with rice sock
stretches in each direction with 25 kegel holds
helicopters in both directions
15 circle stretches in each direction
3 sets of 45 jelqs and 3 sets of 45 vjelqs
15 minutes of edging, but no warmdown

 

[Mr. Sneakypants]

11/13
15 min warmup with rice sock
stretches in each direction with 25 second holds
helicopters in both directions
15 circle stretches in each direction
3 sets of 45 jelqs and 3 sets of 45 vjelqs
10 minutes edging with ejaculation

Two quick notes:
1. Improper vjelq technique has caused a slight increase in curve to the left. Mr. Sneakypants' left handed vjelq was far too sideways, but he is working to correct that and used much better technique today.

2. Yesterday, Mr. Sneakypants did his 15 minutes of edging with no ejaculation. This, combined with kegels, created a somewhat unfortunate situation. Last night, Mr. Sneakypants was having sex and everything was going well. Mr. Sneakypants is a courtious lover and waited until Mrs. Sneakypants was coming- but then decided to pull out and deposit his stuff on Mrs. Sneakypants' stomach. What he didn't plan on was the squirting power and trajectory the kegels/edging caused. To make a long story short, Mrs. Sneakypants had to take a shower due to her hair having been hit. She wasn't too happy to say the least

 

[RockofFox]

11/13
15 min warmup with rice sock
stretches in each direction with 25 second holds
helicopters in both directions
15 circle stretches in each direction
3 sets of 45 jelqs and 3 sets of 45 vjelqs
10 minutes edging with ejaculation

Two quick notes:
1. Improper vjelq technique has caused a slight increase in curve to the left. Mr. Sneakypants' left handed vjelq was far too sideways, but he is working to correct that and used much better technique today.

2. Yesterday, Mr. Sneakypants did his 15 minutes of edging with no ejaculation. This, combined with kegels, created a somewhat unfortunate situation. Last night, Mr. Sneakypants was having sex and everything was going well. Mr. Sneakypants is a courtious lover and waited until Mrs. Sneakypants was coming- but then decided to pull out and deposit his stuff on Mrs. Sneakypants' stomach. What he didn't plan on was the squirting power and trajectory the kegels/edging caused. To make a long story short, Mrs. Sneakypants had to take a shower due to her hair having been hit. She wasn't too happy to say the least

That is fucking fantastic!!
Mr Sneakypants in a gentleman and a scholar, Mrs Sneakypants should be honoured that she had his jizz blown all over her!

 

[PhibbysHammer]

JP, your last post has an active cursor circling as well as an edit button and icons as those found below a users ID.

 

[Pegasus]

That is fucking fantastic!!
Mr Sneakypants in a gentleman and a scholar, Mrs Sneakypants should be honoured that she had his jizz blown all over her!

LOL ,now you know why aussie's call it a hose down.

 

[JonPop]

JP, your last post has an active cursor circling as well as an edit button and icons as those found below a users ID.

I was just getting RoF's signature back for him. I deleted the post.

 

[Mr. Sneakypants]

No PE for Mr. Sneakypants this weekend- only kegels. It's very difficult for Mr. Sneakypants to get the privacy to do it on weekends, so the schedule will be: MT RF on, and SSW off.

Mr. Sneakypants can easily do it Wednesday too, to complete the 5 on, 2 off recommendation of JP, but feels he might need a break in there...

 

[Pegasus]

Better too little than too much Mr S.

 

[RockofFox]

I'm sure mr sneakypants could sneak pe in anywhere should he choose to.
But mr sneakypants realises the value of rest