I cant friggin study

[Radiohead]

The PE Gym keeps distracting me. Gosh. I wish you guys would stop! Sheesh!

Who knew that looking at tits 10 minutes a day is healthier than running 30 minutes a day.

 

[kingpole]

Well you may try to drink a half a beer. Sometimes when i was in college 179 units ago when i had difficulty studying i would drink a half a glass of wine or beer.

 

[Radiohead]

I already had beer, I jacked off, I watched some porn, did sit ups, smoked a cigarette that I stole.

HEY LOOK! BOOBZ ( . Y . )

Thats 10 minutes of health for you and me, KP.

 

[Radiohead]

Hey KP,

I read that Acai Berries are so friggin good for you. I remember you recommended that sh*t a while ago. I'm gonna get me some of dat crank!!!1one

OKAY I really need to study chemistry now. Damn it. *techno music...boom boom boom boom* :wank::wank::wank::wank::wank::wank:

 

[kingpole]

I already had beer, I jacked off, I watched some porn, did sit ups, smoked a cigarette that I stole.

HEY LOOK! BOOBZ ( . Y . )

Thats 10 minutes of health for you and me, KP.

If i look at bouncing boobs i will get a boner!

Well forcing yourself to study does not work good either. Try to relax and enjoy the gym.

 

[Going411x7]

I already had beer, I jacked off, I watched some porn, did sit ups, smoked a cigarette that I stole.

HEY LOOK! BOOBZ ( . Y . )

Thats 10 minutes of health for you and me, KP.[/quote


:biggrin1:

Poke him in the eye, K.P.:boink: K.P. You got a mallet handy? :bangin:


Don't wank again, Radiohead. You'll lose ALL interest in Chemistry.

Let's see....How can we connect boobs with the chemical elements? Hmmmmm.

:zonked::smokin:

I've got an idea!! How about putting on some soft music, hitting the sack, doing one final wank....:wank:....then getting up bright and early tomorrow morning and working on the Chemistry?

 

[PhibbysHammer]

:frusty: Drink some beer, jack off to some porn , do some situps and maybe have a smoke (if your buddy has any left) and maybe that'll relax you enough to study.:Booty:

 

[growing4her]

This is extremely serious , JP please show some mercy and ban him.

 

[Rasputine]

You actually study!(just kidding)

 

[Radiohead]

Hey going411by7, that is a great idea.

If you really cant study, then go to sleep and study early (if you can wake up early, lol). Seriously I should have thought of this earlier.

Rasputine,

I'm a health science student. I'm completing part of my pre-medical training. So yeah, I study a lot.

Wanking before studying is a great idea, it gets my mind out of the gutter and I can focus on the crap I need to learn (for 30 mins, then I need to jack off again).

 

[Going411x7]

Just remember to conserve some of that sexual energy for Chemistry, my good man.

 

[Radiohead]

Well today I had a GREAT study day. I got a good 6-7 hours worth of studying chemistry. I'm still far from being done though.

 

[MrBigDick]

Chemistry hurts my brain...............it's all yours Radio. I'm so glad I'm all done with that college sh*t.........

 

[kingpole]

Don't blow yourself up radiohead.

 

[Bo0st]

Well today I had a GREAT study day. I got a good 6-7 hours worth of studying chemistry. I'm still far from being done though.

6 HOurs? Wow, were these a productive 6 or a bullshitting with chicks/studying 6 ?