Would you suck your own dick if you could?

Would you suck your own dick if you could?

  • Yes

    Votes: 718 57.2%
  • No

    Votes: 184 14.7%
  • I would try it once or twice just cause I could

    Votes: 289 23.0%
  • I have no idea if I would or not

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robert1954

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Well of course I would. For the Mr. machos in the house who think sucking your own dick makes you gay, umm, I assume you also don't 'bate' your own dick because, that would be stroking a cock and you're not gay. I'm a shooter, so yes I have tasted it. At that moment it is hot. If you save it in a glass for later - then no. You know you can masturbate yourself better than anyone else can. Wouldn't the same apply?
 

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Let's put it this way, if you have it, and can... you are an idiot not to enjoy it. Most well-endowed men usually can and do, since the history of time, and ability. What is it other than oral masturbation? Think it may lead you into wanting to with another guy? Possibly. But if you're interested enough in your own, you'd be interested in another, as well. Just the way it is. Accept it. Doesn't mean you will, or you have to -- your choice. More str8 type guys than will admit to it, do. Not something one advertises, right?

Gay? From what I'm finding, there are a great number of well endowed str8 types, married, who want to play with other men on the side, and wouldn't ever get near the slightest connotation of being gay, than you can imagine.
Course to me, the way women are so unattractive these days and sloppy fat... can't blame guys for seeking equal partners any more. Especially guys who want to stay in shape.
 

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FalconFire, you sound like a blessed man.
Treasure it, and use it well.
Sound like you do.
 

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I can do it but only when EQ is real good lol.
 

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After giving this considerable thought...and as a str8 guy...I'll have to admit I would, IF I could; (but, alas, I Can't)! :(

Reasoning? It's just a part of ME...no different than licking your fingers after eating fried chicken, right? Well, except fried chicken doesn't exactly "respond" to my eating it! Gee, I actually think it would be a "Barrel​ of FUN"! ...Do ya think this might be where KFC got the idea for the original jingle??? ...:biggrin1:probably NOT!!
 

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I've noticed that many of the online videos of guys who can do this are actually straight guys. A few even involve their wives. So, I think human sexuality is too complicated for this particular form of pleasure to be assigned to one side of the spectrum or another. Some guys simply don't like the idea, others do.
 

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After giving this considerable thought...and as a str8 guy...I'll have to admit I would, IF I could; (but, alas, I Can't)! :(

Reasoning? It's just a part of ME...no different than licking your fingers after eating fried chicken, right? Well, except fried chicken doesn't exactly "respond" to my eating it! Gee, I actually think it would be a "Barrel​ of FUN"! ...Do ya think this might be where KFC got the idea for the original jingle??? ...:biggrin1:probably NOT!!

jockinthebox, thank you for being open and honest.
 

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Gotta agree with jockinthebox. It's me not another guy. If I could and it was as enjoyable as my wife doing it. Hell ya I would.
 

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The next time your wife sucks you dry, have her share. Then you will get the idea. It tastes soo good! :becky:
 

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At 7 3/4 should be no problem, regular practice. Cherish the blessing.

What? At 7 3/4 it's not even close. Maybe for skinny small guys, but I'm 6'1" bodybuilder, however I'm pretty flexible and often put my wife to shame doing yoga type stretches. I'm still 3 inches away from sucking my cock.

This thread reminded me, I was banging this Vietnamese chick a few months back. She was so hot, whimpering like crazy and her pussy was so amazing wet. Nice thick wet stuff running down my cock, I told her I wish I could suck my own cock so I could clean all that tasty looking stuff off my shaft......
 

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You should have asked that Vietnamese chick to shore it with you. Sharing can be exciting!
 

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No. But I surely suck her clit while I penetrate her. ;)
 

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I can, and do sometimes, though usually just as a finishing move during edging because being in that position for too long is uncomfortable. I would highly recommend not trying it unless you're over 6.5 in. BPEL, and have a small waist and do yoga/stretches to make your back more flexible, because you could hurt yourself if not. I tried it once before I was even 18 and my penis wasn't done growing yet (was between 6.25 and 6.75 BPEL if I remember right). I did it in the upside down position where you put your back to the wall and bring your legs over your head, my spine hurt for like 2 days afterward, and I haven't self-sucked in that position since, nor do I want to, as I've found positions that are much more comfortable for me and don't cause injury.
 
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I can, and do sometimes, though usually just as a finishing move during edging because being in that position for too long is uncomfortable. I would highly recommend not trying it unless you're over 6.5 in. BPEL, and have a small waist and do yoga/stretches to make your back more flexible, because you could hurt yourself if not. I tried it once before I was even 18 and my penis wasn't done growing yet (was between 6.25 and 6.75 BPEL if I remember right). I did it in the upside down position where you put your back to the wall and bring your legs over your head, my spine hurt for like 2 days afterward, and I haven't self-sucked in that position since, nor do I want to, as I've found positions that are much more comfortable for me and don't cause injury.

Did you do specific yoga stretches? What position(s) are safer and more appropriate?
 
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Back in 2014 I started practicing stretching with the intent of being able to do this. This is where I started https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJdTX4FaWc0 with plow pose. Kino has some very good videos for learning. I have had some partial success after a few months of stretching. One night I was able to curl myself into a tight enough ball to lick the tip for a few minutes before it became to painful. Regrettably I did not continue to keep my stretching regime and i never got any further then that but it is possible even with big disadvantages for example Im only 5.7 BPEL and I have a fairly large stomach. Your success really depends more on your amount of dedication persistence and research.
 

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I was very far away when I started stretching id estimate more then a foot. Then gradually over time little by little I was able to get closer to the point that maybe I was two to three inches away from my lips. I was able to cover the rest with my tongue. What I did learn from that partial success was that there is so much more involved in this then you think. In attempting Autofetallio not only do you have to learn to compress your stomach you have to train your spine neck and shoulder blades to be able to take the pressure of gravity as your rolling back. http://www.yogatrail.com/yoga-poses/media/2013-12/yoga-pose-plow-pose-6541-1.jpg . The idea is to get in a pose similar to his but be more on you neck. Its also helpful to use a wall to help get your legs over your head.
 

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Did you do specific yoga stretches? What position(s) are safer and more appropriate?
My first attempt was uneducated, so I suppose I should do some research and then try again with proper technique. As far as stretching goes, it's pretty basic and not really regimented. Downward dog, seal/cobra stretch, side twists and bends. Ab stretch while laying on back, bringing hands over head and trying to push both hands and feet through opposite walls. Getting on hands and knees and gently alternating between arching and rounding my back. Standing up, spreading both feet, leaning down like a toe touch and letting gravity stretch my back.

I can self-suck from a kneeling position, and also from a standing position, can get past the glans easily as long as I'm 100% erect, and can get about halfway down the shaft when I'm near the PONR (I'm 7 1/8" BPEL, 5'11" with a long neck and torso, and a little less than a size 30 waist for reference). Both positions are done similarly, where I interlock my hands behind my back or legs and then pull gently to bring my head closer to my wood. I haven't had any problems from doing this. Obviously people with neck, back, or hip injuries shouldn't try this. I think the key with autofellatio is to stay relaxed, know how close you can get comfortably, and don't try to force it. Also stretching afterwards is important. I think the kneeling position is slightly easier, although standing may become the default as my PE gains continue :).
 
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can self-suck from a kneeling position, and also from a standing position :).

Have you ever tried from
Yoganidrasana both legs behind the head? the little human pretezl move ?​