Sent a dick pic today and said I bet you can wake him up ( I was flaccid). She said looks like he's already awake. I said no he's soft haha. She said "what have you been doing!?"
Just did this too. Joking back and forth and she made an moment about betting I was average at best and mediocre in bed.
Sent her a pick of a solid ~7x5 Plumped Flaccid, just right, obviously not hard but hanging huge.
She said, "How did your ex ever let you go, you ruined her for other men." When I said I broke it off she said, "And she didn't stop you for one more Wham Bam Thank You Mam".
Oh, it was an ego boost.

