Damn internet. I never cared about my height, seriously, at 5ft 5 in. I chased girls, played football, lifted weights, played basketball, wrestled, and would size up tall guys thinking I could kick their ass. Those lanky ones would go over right quick on the field. Seriously, I never cared. I'd throw in short jokes because it amused the company I kept. I really didn't care, or think about it.
Then yesterday while looking up weight lifting stuff on youtube a guy mentioned agrowbics, some London gym where you grow taller. I was like WTF, I'm over 50, that cant' work. Next video.
As I was laying in bed last night, a thought occurred to me. I never cared about my dick size before the internet either. Not just because of porn, but because of all those damn spam emails with the subject, WANT TO GROW YOUR DICK? I knew they were a scam. Then I found pegym and Th***ers P**ce. It took years of trying to find what worked for me, but when I did, it got big. I am a believer in PE now.
I have done something that most men on the planet believe is impossible. Thank you pegym.
Through edging and practice I've mastered the dry orgasm, something else I thought was impossible.
I've gone without food and water for days, something I didn't think I could do. I look and feel a whole lot better.
So now I wondered, could I reach 5 ft 8? I jumped out of bed, got the tape measure, marked on the wall, measured it. 5ft 4.5in. I repeated the measurement two more times. Same. WTF I've lost a half inch. Stupid aging sh*t.
So as I went back to bed and started my downward fowfers (a nightly habit now), I thought, hey, a fowfer is just using friction to create tension and lengthen the ligament. Could I do that for height?
So, lying flat on my back I lifted my heels up off the bed, stretched as far down as they would go and then planted them on the bed. Then I raised my butt up off the bed, stretched it up away from my heels and planted it on the bed. Friction held the heels and butt in place. I could feel the pull on my legs between the heels and butt. Then I raised my back off the bed, stretched it up as far as I could with my butt still planted, and then planted my back on the bed. I could feel the pull on my lower back. Then I lifted my head, stretched it as far as it go and planted it on the pillow. I felt the pull on my neck. I was now stretching my legs, back and neck gently. I fell asleep.
I woke up on my side. I don't know how long I was in that position. I ran to the wall and measured. 5ft 6in. WTF I measured it two more times. Same. I have never measured that tall. Now I now you are taller in the morning, but every measurement since high school has been 5 ft 5, mostly in the middle of the day at the doctors office. Maybe I've been 5'6 in the morning all along? It is unlikely that one stretch session would gain an 1.5 by itself.
So now I'm wondering if this friction thing can be done in my chair. So I lifted my but off the seat and pressed my back against the back of the chair and let gravity pull my but down, while the friction of the back against the chair pulled my back up. I can feel the pull. I may be on to something here, a way to create heightening tension all day long.
That's it, I'm going to try it. Goal: 5ft 8in. I'm going to use the same principles heat, duration, tension. I want to stretch all day and night and find ways to do that.
I've searched the forums here, looks like
Complete Guide to Natural Height Increase After Puberty is a great start. I'll post back my plan and progress.
I know, its stupid, but once again, I'll try to find ways so that I enjoy it and it doesn't take too much time. I already have a pull up bar and an inversion table I've used for back pain. I'll post my plan and progress.
I keep wondering if this is a mid-life crisis. Maybe. But for me, like sports, work, money, it's about testing my limits. I didn't believe PE could work. I don't think back stretches will work. I want to do it....mostly because everyone told me it is impossible.