Amused By The Wiener Girl

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Eow... You know, you could at least mention that I'm the one who first used that video for this exact same comparison. I'm a pretty chill guy, but you could at least have used a slightly different clip, that's literally the same link lol!
 

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Would you shoot a man if he f*cked your wife or disrespected you in a bar? A gun acts much different from a fist which fires it. Guns are for combat, fists are for disagreements :cool:
 
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Eow... You know, you could at least mention that I'm the one who first used that video for this exact same comparison. I'm a pretty chill guy, but you could at least have used a slightly different clip, that's literally the same link lol!

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Don't buy it. In the animal kingdom, size matters, and in general the more massive, stronger one prevails. But I've known shorter guys I wouldn't want to mess with, but this guy was not one of them. Gangly bastard, doubt he could lift himself out of bed in the morning. But I'm old and wise enough to not get pushed into a fight; only way I'll get physical is if attacked and feel threatened enough that violence is my only choice. I don't care how MMA the guy is, he's going to be damaged by the encounter.

Boyfriend was a tool, my curiosity was with the girl. (Of course, because I'm straight and horny.) She was cute, but hope her pussy smells better than her breath. Interesting behavior, broadcasting loudly her man has a big "wiener". (If it was big would you really use that word? The biggest wieners are still smaller than the average braut.) I said long story short, but at one point she was behind me bumping her ass against mine. Let's face it women are complex creatures, we love them, their bodies, and their sometimes sick little minds.
Lol. True. Women are complex. But as far as the animal kingdom reference, you have to remember that humans are much more advanced than other animals. Most animals rely on natural instincts to survive. They are born with strength, speed, agility, etc...for survival. Humans are much different. Take swimming, for instance. People aren't born able to swim efficiently like a fish or other animals. They become better at swimming after they learn and practice. They aren't born strong like a gorilla. They get bigger and stronger by lifting weights or doing some other type of manual labor. It's the same with fighting. If someone trains to be a better fighter, he/she is typically going to win a fight against someone who doesn't. Unless, of course, the physical attributes are SO much in the favor of the untrained individual that the trained individual has no chance. But this would typically only be the case in something as drastic as a man vs a woman. Their was a video on someone's camera phone a few years ago of a former UFC fighter named Roger Huerta (who fights at 155 lbs.) getting into a street fight with some black guy who looked every bit of 6' 7" 300+ lbs. The guy honestly looked like he could be an NFL lineman. It took about seven seconds before the black guy was lying on the ground, unconscious and covered in blood. He had to be taken to the hospital on a stretcher. And even in the animal kingdom you see certain situations similar to the point I'm trying to make. Such as a mountain lion defending her cubs from a grizzly bear or the whole Mongoose/cobra relationship.
 

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I used to be into MMA and trained a little bit, then I realized

  • I stay inside most of the time
  • I have a gun
  • I'm a programmer
  • I don't go to bars
  • I live in the 21st century
  • I have no reason to train for fighting another human being in hand-to-hand combat
I'll just stick to my squats, deadlifts, bench, Bib hanging, and online gaming. I'll let the MMA fanatics obsess over who can beat up who at a bar. No offense but it's kind of a high school attitude. Modern MMA has brought this kind of attitude into the picture.

Basic MMA for self-defense is a good thing, of course (if you don't have a gun or knife I suppose), but like I said, obsession with who can beat up who is just silly. Who cares. Yah brah I could totally kick yo ass brah. PFffffffffff who cares. Ever see Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark?


I agree that there are MANY so-called MMA fighters who match that description perfectly. But the best MMA fighters typically have a different attitude. It's less about bravado and dominance and more about the love of general competition. Or the desire to show people how disciplined they are and that they can work hard and become efficient at something. Much like any other sport or activity.
 

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So like ... if a shaolin monk fought an NFL linebacker kind of scenario?
 

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common we all know that size gives the advantage of torque and weight over a smaller body, speed plus technique for sure is smtg you take into account, but why assumming that speed and tech always goes to the skinny guy ?? forget about bruce lee we know now that he is full of sh*t he is more a dancer than a fighter of course he got accuracy but that is his talent thus a unique trait..
in mma nowadays it's more about muscle performance and endurance and mental fortitude..
but here we are talking about a guy in bar getting drunk who asks his GF to praise his dick in public...
if he is not bulky then he is prolly not strong ...to assess someone ability to fight i always look for his forearms and his deltoids..if it's not there then he is not in shape...
That's not necessarily true. Shorter people tend to have more "torque" or leverage advantage because of the length of their limbs. That's why so many short/stocky guys can benchpress damn near a car's weight.
 

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so why did you assume she liked you? lol.
and if that was my girl i hope she would do the same thing....what kind of guy goes around and flirts with my girl because she talks sexual?

u seem to be the pervert bro. i hope u get beat up for real next time u do it.
 
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so why did you assume she liked you? lol.
and if that was my girl i hope she would do the same thing....what kind of guy goes around and flirts with my girl because she talks sexual?
u seem to be the pervert bro. i hope u get beat up for real next time u do it.
his girlfriend,
not the first time she tells him that,
he dared her telling it in front of others if she watend him to believe her,
she did it the first time then took a habit to tell it in public..
(and that is just one possible scenario)

but, in every scenario possible,
her, saying that in public is equivalent to:
hey listen all of you small dicks men he is the king of penis kingdom and he got the right to f*ck me !!

don't you see aggression in this ??
 
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so why did you assume she liked you? lol.
and if that was my girl i hope she would do the same thing....what kind of guy goes around and flirts with my girl because she talks sexual?

u seem to be the pervert bro. i hope u get beat up for real next time u do it.
Monogamy isn't real, and no one will ever be "yours". You are taking ownership of a person, or trying. ANY girl that is talking sexual is liable to get hit on, regardless of who she is, I bet if she was single or her boyfriend wasn't there she would have reacted to a similiar comment alot differently.
 

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faith you're starting to sound like me a little bit
 

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common we all know that size gives the advantage of torque and weight over a smaller body, speed plus technique for sure is smtg you take into account, but why assumming that speed and tech always goes to the skinny guy ?? forget about bruce lee we know now that he is full of sh*t he is more a dancer than a fighter of course he got accuracy but that is his talent thus a unique trait..
in mma nowadays it's more about muscle performance and endurance and mental fortitude..
but here we are talking about a guy in bar getting drunk who asks his GF to praise his dick in public...
if he is not bulky then he is prolly not strong ...to assess someone ability to fight i always look for his forearms and his deltoids..if it's not there then he is not in shape...
Speed/technique >>> Torque/weight. All day. Bruce Lee is a dancer?.. and TALENT isn't unique, nor is it a trait. Talent is an acquired knowledge. Was he born doing backflips? No. Thus the reasoning behind years and years of training? And maybe your assessment of someones forearms and deltoids would correlate, but it is by NO means any way to tell if you want to fight someone. I've seen big dudes swing around like a dumbfounded ape, and lightweights throw a 4 punch combo before you register the first punch. Sorry, nothing you are gunna do to stop that one.

Haha, Toad. You must be setting a good example
 
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I laughed pretty hard when I saw someone post how bruce lee was "just a dancer."
Him and chuck norris would make some pretty smokin ballerinas, huh?
 

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I heard they are partners for the coming season of Dancing with the Stars
 

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Speed/technique >>> Torque/weight. All day. Bruce Lee is a dancer?.. and TALENT isn't unique, nor is it a trait. Talent is an acquired knowledge. Was he born doing backflips? No. Thus the reasoning behind years and years of training? And maybe your assessment of someones forearms and deltoids would correlate, but it is by NO means any way to tell if you want to fight someone. I've seen big dudes swing around like a dumbfounded ape, and lightweights throw a 4 punch combo before you register the first punch. Sorry, nothing you are gunna do to stop that one.
ok,
pushing your way trough a mob require weight not only strenght because your shoes needs a good grip against gravity,
weight gives you balance you are not easily tripped by someone pushing you or better you are "un-pusheable" by only one person..
torque is related to long limbs which gives rotative force that gives speed to your punches..this is why kicks have more power than "wide" punches..because lenghtier..try stopping a hurling rod from it's base then from it's tip and your gonna feel it with your hands iyswit lol
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for me a talent is a hidden capacity which you discover in your body or self that gives good result against a given field of practice..
bruce lee was a hard worker off course, we have footage of him doing his things, but that doesn't mean that he got better every year maybe he worked too much fr nothing..
and yes he was a tango dancer btw i know it's irrelevant :p (cha cha not tango)
he was at his full shape when very young, this mean that he got an affinity with what he was doing, in this case his body responded well to the exercises and figures he was asking from it...that's a talent, but he had high accuracy and that's priceless and it doesn't mean that he worked his way up because you don't train accuracy....for example:
sometimes good bowling champions are very young that doesn't mean that they put years at training it just mean that their body shape and way of walking and skeletal structure and a lot of parameters fused together to give a champion thus the word talent,
the exact opposite to a common hard worker.. a genius is a talent trait..it just happens when Lady luck is throwing her dices in an odd manner..
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i said that people correctly in shape have those muscles developed i didn't talk about an ability to fight..
if a guy is in shape then he is surely going to last longer before fatigue or hyperventilation occur..
thus my assumption based on those muscle is just a way to reveal if the guy is working out in a gym because martial artists fans are very scarce nowadays..
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i am myself 5.7" short by US standards but by my country standards i am average,
and i weigh 180lbs which i am proud of because i always wanted to be strong without being ripped like some dudes i saw back in the days when i was training iwas skinny and muscular they where fat and muscular which looked manlier and charismatic IMO..
but balance is all about being heavy and having your center of gravity closest to the ground or at least well centered relatively to your walking or fighting stance..
 
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